People say Braeburn makes people gay but I disagree. Braeburn makes you wanna fuck a butt, sure, but Shining Armor is what really brings the gay out of a man. The idea that you can have this well rounded, non-rainbow faggot jocky but nerdy pony who has his own life but simply wants a pal to do bro things with then fuck on the DL occasionally makes my dick harder than diamonds. And there is a high chance his wife would even get in on it when she found out. You have the prefect recipe for an incredibly fulfilling relationship with two amazingly sexualized ponies.
I want to fuck him silly too, OP.
Right back at ya
I wrote that one too.
>"Oh hey Anon!"
>"Silly me, I got caught in a changeling trap I was setting up!"
>"They're a bit tricky to set!"
>"Huh? Oh yea, my butt IS level with your face!"
>"Cadence is always telling me how nice it is to put her head on, she's such a oddball!"