You are in Twilight's dorm room going through her draws trying to find a pair of her panties in order to prove to Indigo Zap that you are cool enough to hang out with her. Seconds after finding a pair, their owner walks in and immediately sees you holding her underwear.
I mustn't register on an emotional level...
First, distract target. Then block her blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
Heel kick to diaphragm...
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to demand answer for panty raid: neutralized.
>"W-what are you doing here?"
"I'm waiting for someone to use this writefag prompt to write a shitty story where you're unrealistically forgiving to me, I represent the writer who sucks at mathematics and you fall in love with me, just so the writer can write some self-insert smut."
>"Get out, get out, get out!"
Lie (but not really) about finding her extremely sexually attractive, apologize for taking A (make sure to grab two) pair of her panties. Return one while hiding the other. This goes one of four ways. She tries to get an authority figure and plan "Run like you're being chased by zombie kenyans" comes into effect, she just lets you go, she lets you keep the pair you gave to her, or she wants sex... and you give her sex. Then, after the sex, she'll either give you the pair she was wearing as a souvenier OR be too tired to notice you sneak that pait you were hiding out.
then shove two fingers down my throat so i vomit them out
procede to eat them again
hopefully she san away by then so you can make your excuse of a getaway
if not, take a dump on the floor and claim eye rape