>"Anon, I know you are going through puberty and your hormones are raging. It's OK to masturbate, but can you please stop doing it in my bed?"
"This displeases you? The pink one said this is how your kin show interest in those of the opposite gender. I believe she has spoken falsely, I will need to consult the pink one again."
>You will never hop on celestia's bed and masturbate.
>You will never grab her bed sheets and sniff them while you fap.
>Your nose will never pick up her scent in them.
>Luna will never catch you pleasuring yourself on her Sister's bed.
>She will never blush and criss-cross her hindlegs to prevent any marejuices from leaking out.
Should I write this or no?
>Select all the popcorn
>teenage anon, living in canterlot castle
"That's what you get for choosing bed sheets made with such soft, comforting and absorbent materials"
"But if you want me to leave, fine. I'll just use the bed you have reserved for that little purple bookworm you upgraded."
>Anon walks out of the royal bedroom with Celestia's silken sheets man-glued to his stomach, crotch and thighs
I come back from Friday service after 7 hours and holy shit.
>You continue to watch the double doors that lead into Celesti's quarters.
>"Is there something wrong Anon?"
>Turn around and see a guard with his head tilted.
No sir, I was just... Thinking.
>"About what if I may ask?" He says.
>You look over to the left and notice Celestia coming out.
>You point a finger, alerting the guard.
I think your majesty needs something bruh.
>"Hmm? Your highness!" He gasps.
>Begin to slowly walk away from the scene as the guard was distracted.
>Enter Celestia's bedroom, quietly.
>Close the door behind you.
>Take a minute to notice her room.
>Everything organized. Sunbutt keeps her shit clean.
>Walk over to a balcony that had a glorified view of Canterlot.
>Look down and notice many ponies walking by at the courtyards of the castle.
>Look up at one of the high towers.
>You knew that tower is where Luna's bedchambers reside.
>Walk back in.
>Check out a few scrolls lying on the floor near a fireplace.
>You notice an open bottle of Applejack Daniel's sitting next to a couple shot glasses.
>Pick up a scroll and read it's contents.
>"No pesticides were used HARDER in the YES production of this FUCK ME produce."
>Scratch your head in confusion, read another.
>"No. 19444444: Toddlershy is now my fetish... god damn you anon..."
>Head over to Celestia's bed.
>Since you've been stalking the princess ever since you moved into the castle, you know she won't be back for a while.
>Your chest begins to pound.
>Hop on the bed.
>Feel your balls rub up against a few sheets.
>Lie down flat on your stomach.
>The bed felt cool to the touch.
>She's been up all day.
>Grab a large bed sheet and stuff your face in.
>Shudder in ecstasy.
>Grab ahold of her pillows and sniff them.
>Feel your dong expand as your nose picks up the scent of lilac shampoo.
>Roll her sheets into a body pillow and get on top.
>Bury your face in and sniff.
>Begin grinding your errect cock on the soft sheet.
>Moan and whisper.
..... Oh Celestia....
>Listen to the mattress squeak with joy as you hump.
>You begin to growl like an alpha would to his mate.
>You feel your body going into a trance as you were closing to cumming buckets.
>>"No. 19444444: Toddlershy is now my fetish... god damn you anon..."
You remember that get, huh?
>That was the door.
>Flip over to the side of the bed and get underneath.
>Taking her sheets with you.
>Your chest kept beating hard as you scanned all three sides of the bed for a set of gold horseshoes.
>You wrapped yourself with those sheets in fear as a shadow emerged from the right side.
>You heard a pair of wings flapping as it was about to land.
>You soon watch four hooves land just a few feet away. They were blue.
>The blue hooves suddenly reacted as they heard it's name.
>"Who's there?" Luna cried out. "Is that you Anonymous?" She said.
>You slowly scoot back against wall, quivering in fear.
>"SHOW THYSELF!!!" She said angrily stomping her forelegs.
>You whimper, covering your head with the bedsheet.
>You remained still. Hoping it would all be over soon.
>Time to plan out your escape.
>The moment Luna would storm out, you'd quickly get out and bail, promising yourself you'd never do this shit again.
>Keep waiting, holding still.
>It's quiet. Too quiet.
>You tune your ears to Luna. Trying to listen for any sudden moves.
>Is she gone? Did she flew out the balcony or something?
>Slowly lift your sheet up.
>A blue mare's face was inches away from you.
>"No pesticides were used HARDER in the YES production of this FUCK ME produce."
>Scream in fear as you stare into the eyes of death.
>You obliged and crawled out of the bed, Luna immediately came towards you in fury.
>"What are you doing here Anonymous? Were you planning on enjoying yourself here on the bed of my sibling?" She snorts.
>Your brain couldn't construct any sentences to reply back. You stuttered.
>At first, you thought it was kinda cute to see Luna trot up towards you in an mad fashion.
>You were clearly taller than Celestia's little sister.
>"Well? I'm waiting!" She said.
>It looks like she's abandoned ye olde English entirely, trading in for the modern Engrish.
>You knew you will never get out of this, alive.
>Looking down at the ground, you nod in shame.
>"I KNEW IT!" She said.
>"I've been watching you from that balcony, pleasuring yourself with my sister's belongings. I know what Celestia told you pig, spare us the details. For a human being, you're transitioning into adulthood. Your body, enraged with horomones; Your genitals, groaning with.... Male seed..."
>She slowly gets closer.
>"Yes, I've been watching you for so long since we found you in the depths of the Everfree Forest. You were just a small colt, and now you're growing up. I never knew how puberty would change your appearance."
>You take a step back to measure yourself away from her.
>Her truculent look faded into a look of concern.
>"Your structure, that voice... That stiff rod you rub my sister's sheets with. I never knew humans could get so big." She blushed.
>She gets up on her hindlegs and plants two hooves on your chest.
>Luna's snout scrunched up as she was still in disgust, ready to slap you right in the kisser.
>Flinching, you raise an arm in defense as your body was shoved back, landing you on the plush mattress.
>You swore you could hear Nightmare Moon coming out of from Luna.
>She snarls, losing her temper as she jumped on the bed.
No! Luna! Please! I swear I'll never do this again!
>You scooted back as the Princess of the Night was about to leash the wrath of Nightmare Moon.
>You were on your back, holding a pillow in front of your face as Luna was on her fours, her horn glowed bright blue magic.
>Closing your eyes, you felt the pillow tug away from your grasp as a thin body lands on top of you.
>Followed by a pair of moist lips locking in with yours.
>You felt seven pounds of tongue slither it's way meeting your throat.
>The alicorn mare moaned with bliss, holding onto your head as you watch her wings sprout upward.
>Her face was red hot, you felt your arms wrap around her waist. One hand going for her royal plot, desperately grabbing it.
>This made her break the kiss and replaced it with one across the face.
>Followed by a sloppy second smooch.
>"Listen to me pig. I've got a few royal duties to attend before it's my turn to raise the moon tonight." She pants.
>You rubbed your hand at the red mark on your face.
>"You know where I'll be tonight....." She said, getting up.
>She couldn't keep herself as she had to give you one more kiss before flying off.
It's so turgid, it could slap the queen!
>Getting up out of the bed, you quickly dressed up and ran outside Celestia's room.
>Outside, there were a few maids coming your way as you stopped them in their track.
This room needs some tidying. Could you please?
>"Right away sir. Of course!
¡Apurale Maria ay viene la princessa!
>You say thanks and headed out. You knew these ponies would take orders from Celestia's....
>Why do they take orders from you anyway?
>You don't recall Tia appointing you as her royal advisor.
>Do the maids and guards just obey commands from a green human?
>You shrug and headed out to go get peetzer.
>Canterlot's nearest peetzer store was 13 blocks down, so you had to hoof it a bit, no car.
>It took you quite a while.
>I'm sry guise.
>But alas, you made it back with a stomach full.
>Looking up in the sky, the moon was up high.
>Run back into the castle looking like an idiot with two peetzer boxes and a small corn-shake.
>Make your way past many ponies with puzzled looks on their faces as you screamed,
"IT'S NOT DELIVERY!"
>You hate how most restaurants serve expensive shit here in Canterlot.
>Head up multiple flights of stairs, hallways and get into your room to shower.
>Turn on a wick and notice there was a letter on your bed.
>Read it's contents.
>"Don't forget about what we talked. -Luna"
>You notice there was a kissmark on the paper.
>Lick it once more.
No, Voluptuous Violet No.12....
>Get hard as diamonds.
>Shower off. Dress into your trademark business suit.
>Feel fresh as fuck.
>Head downstairs passing by Celestia as she stops you.
>"My my my! What have we here?" She says, taking a good long look at you.
>"Who's the lucky mare?" Celestia giggled.
>Your mouth had been hushed by a gold hoof. Celestia leans toward you whispering.
>"Dirty whore probably has worms or something."
>You turned your head to the left and felt a pair of lips smooching your cheek as Celestia walks away.
Luna doesn't have worms.
>You only heard a pair of hooves startling as you kept walking down to the courtyards and heading towards the end of the corridor, heading inside the west tower.
>>Lick it once more.
>No, Voluptuous Violet No.12
not Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick
>lmao gais i get pusi evrday
>ur degener8 if u kant get pusi
You say that as if you come to the board for show discussion.
>Head up a flight of stairs, begin to think about what just happened back there with Tia.
>Realize she's uber-jelly with you going out with her sister.
>You figure out that Tia actually liked it when you used her sheets as cumrags.
>She knew your interests >>25192260
and she told you to stop anyway.
>But why? You ask yourself.
>Did she had plans for you in the future?
>Now Celestia knows she's made a huge mistake in ignoring your mating calls.
>Keep walking up and begin to notice flower pedals on the stairs.
>Finally reach a set of double doors and feel a cool chill of air applied on your face.
>The door squeaks open, walk in.
>The door immediately closed, and you heard the lock clicking in.
>The room was quite huge, the low lighting and cold air made it feel a bit spoopy.
>"Please. Have a seat Anon."
>Turn around and look, there was nobody behind you.
I brought peetzer.
>"It's not what I'm craving for Anon. You and I both know what you're here for."
>You were silent.
>"1000 years. A millennium of being isolated and imprisoned. Have you ever heard of that tale Anon?"
>You slowly shook your head. Shrug.
>"Oh, how I longed for a companion to keep me sane. Not to keep me so.... Pent up."
>You hear her wings flap as you look up.
>Notice she's not wearing her crown or her shoes, completely naked for once. Must've left them somewhere.
>She takes one small step towards the man.
>And one giant leap towards him, getting on her hindlegs once more.
>Luna felt warm to the touch, despite her dark appearance.
>Using one hoof, she caressed your chin, turning your head left and right to get a good look at you.
>"You do clean up quite good for a human." She said.
>You gaze deep into her blue eyes.
>decide to read green from 100+ thread
>hot as fuck, dick is diamonds
>When about to reach best part, thread is at the end and currently waiting for writefag to return
>end up needing to get off to non pony shit
>Luna slowly closes her eyes as she tilts her head.
>You unconsciously did the same.
>Your lips were met again as the two of you were wrapped in a tight embrace.
>Picking her up off the ground with little force, she's incredibly light.
>You felt her hindlegs curl around your gluts, pressing her belly up against yours.
>Her tongue wrestled against yours as they met.
>You felt your hands run down her hips, grabbing that plot for support as you walk over to her bed.
>Her scent drives you crazy for more as you began to bury those nostrils into her fur inhaling deeply. Planting serveral kisses.
>You quickly disrobe yourself in mere seconds as you hopped back on.
>"Rut me. I'm all yours." Luna said, as she laid flat out her back.
At least you got trips...
Fuckin thing sucks
>implying Celestia doesn't get off to Anons shota loads.
Can I post some Momlestia caps later?
I did this a couple times in the past. I started just typing out large chunks in notepad and pasting it in.
COME ON WRITEFRIEND
Truly no mortal can disobey the beckoning of quads.
>Hover above Luna, plant two fists on each side.
>Look straight into her eyes as you feel her hooves clinging around your neck.
>She brings you closer.
>Your dong, fully expanded with the dlc, slid through Luna's clit. She groaned out loud as a result.
>Her vag felt warm, tight, and you felt marecum leaking out as your dick boldy goes where no dick has gone before.
>With each thrust, Luna's body fur tickled your stomach and chest. Fuzzy.
>"Let out your frustration! Grind me like one of my sister's blankets!" She whined.
>And you obliged, your heart was pounding as your eyes couldn't believe you've struck gold.
>"Ohh~! Harder!" She moaned.
>The bed began to groan and creak with each thrust you applied.
>You exchange breaths with Luna as you two pant.
>Her body squirmed with ecstasy while you two were in an embrace.
>For some reason, you find it hawt.
>Could it be due to the fact that you're not making love to an inanimate object for once?
>As you continue to fuck, unknown that you were being watched by a shadow that hovered outside a window.
>It was Celestia.
>Be Celestia, a few moments after what Anon said.
>You ears couldn't deceive you. Anon is going out to see Luna.
>At first, you had no expressions as you were still thinking about what just happened.
>Coming back after a long day of being useless as always, you plopped on your bed.
>Taking a deep sigh, you undressed yourself from your gold trinkets and wrapped yourself in a sheet you found laying on the floor.
>You knew Anon was here in the morning.
>You could smell him from these soiled comforters.
>Take another sigh.
>Grab one of your pillows and spoon it.
>Think about Nonny.
>Feel your face blush red as you snout detects his teenage musk.
>He's growing up. And all those horomones are driving him crazy.
>Begin to dry hump the pillow.
>You've been avoiding his mating calls and his deep interest in you.
>And you blew it.
>Bury your face into the pillow, take a deep whiff.
>His scent has been changing alot in such little time.
>He smells like a man.
>Close your eyes and shudder.
>Plant a kiss into the pillow.
>Move another pillow out of the way and discover a pair of boxer shorts.
>Sniff it sniff it sniff it sniff it sniff it... Your mind said.
>Shaking your head, you knew estrus season was nearing. And these perverted thoughts storming your head will only get worse.
>Soon you're gonna want to storm into Anon's basement and furiously grind on his bits.
>You knew this was wrong of you, but you took the pair of boxers and stuffed your face in them.
>You unconsciously rubbed your clit as you took in his dirty musk.
>Nicker in arousal.
>You suddenly wanted a child from him.
What are you doing to yourself? This is ridiculous!
>You said, throwing away the boxer shorts.
>Lower you head. Your dirty mind tells you to go after him.
>Stop him before it's too late! Go!
>To Tartarus with this. Get off the bed and fly out the balcony.
>Soar up high to the west tower were Luna resides.
>Land on the balcony. Lower your head as you heard moaning and a bed squeaking.
>It's too late.
>Walk over to a window.
>Take a peek inside.
>Feel a tear roll down your cheek as you watch Anon furiously plow your sister.
>He looked desperate and happy at the same time.
>"Let out your frustration!" Luna groaned out.
>Slightly gasp as you couldn't bieleve what you said.
>Walk away and fly off.
>Open a bottle of that hard liquor you left near the fireplace.
>Call one of the maids, tell them you wanted a cake from Pony Joe.
>One of the maids ask you why you were crying.
>You were close to achievement.
>You felt sweat rolling down your head as you grunt, Luna replying back with moans.
>She clenched her vag tightly causing you to twitch.
>Your dong felt 2 tons. It was glorious, yet so sensitive.
>Double the fun by french kissing Luna, she obliged.
>as you screamed "IT'S NOT DELIVERY"
>At least you got trips...
>Fuckin thing sucks
At least you got trips...
Fuckin thing sucks
>through Luna's clit
Revealing Luna's testicles?
Princest 3-way ending plz
>Princest 3-way ending plz
Okay. Thread, you ok with this?
It's not hormones, it's nanomachines, son!
but its okay cus your doing luna so i dont mind
I hope not, this shit's good
>Pick up the pace a bit.
>"You humans definitely last longer than stallions! Ah~!" She whines.
>Luna covers your face with her left hindhoof, smothering your nose.
>Your face was red as you sniff, noticing the tender part had a little gray tint to it.
>She must've been walking around without those black shoes for a bit.
>"F-faster..." Luna moaned.
>And you obeyed.
>You grabbed the alicorn mare by the hips, and rammed her vag as fast as you can.
>Her moans stutter as she was nearly vibrating.
>Her wings spread out as she neared an orgasm.
>She retracts her forelegs, folding them near her chest.
>Her eyes looked upward as her opened, tongue rolling out.
>"Yes... Oh yes~! More!" She cries out.
>The bed squeaked so fast.
>Luna whined. Her vag glowed red.
>Her horn glowed blue magic. Odd.
>Your body tensed up, shudders as your cock began to throb hard, injecting tons of semen into Luna's tight pussy.
>You groaned, feeling weak as fuck.
>Your cock slides out, globs of semen and marejuices gushing out from Luna.
>You fell backward, your head nearly hitting the footboard.
>Luna panted as she crawled her way on top of you.
>She looks you with those blue eyes once more with relief, puckering up to kiss you.
>"That felt amazing." She gasped.
>You stroked her luscious mane which was all messy.
>She cuddled up with you, wrapping yourselves up with a sheet.
>She nuzzled underneath your chin as you wrap your arms around.
>She closes her eyes, slowly drifting off to sleep with her mate.
>You smiled and did the same.
it makes me want to abandon thread when 2 fags start typing about the same shit because then i have to sort through 1/2 the greens to find the writefag that i want
and reading more than 1 story at a time is a pain in the dick considering it being like reading 2 books at once, it gets irritating
tl;dr bump general is a go
>tfw no royal mom and aunt combo to double team you and teach you about the intricate delicacies of the female body.
>You wake up groggy to the sound of birds tweeting happily and to a pair of cold legs.
>Looking up to your chest, you notice Luna was still alseep.
>Her mouth was open and it drooled a bit. She made the cutest little snores.
>You could feel her legs were still coiled around you.
>It was difficult to get her off without waking her, but you managed.
>Rolling her over and bundling her up with a few blankets and pillows, she slept like a little foal.
>A 1000+ year old foal to be precise.
>Getting up off the bed, you walked over to the balcony to take a leak.
>"Ahh! What in the name of? PISS!"
>You hear a random pony scream in fear and disgust and he trots away from below.
>With a smugt grin, you whipped your dick a bit to shake off the last few drops.
>And you noticed Celestia was walking out from her room.
>Wave like an idiot.
>She noticed and formed a pink sphere around her, teleporting herself to who knows where.
>Your smile fades, you had a feeling she didn't wannt see you on her sister's balcony, wearing your birthday suit.
>Oh well. Walk over to where you left your peetzers.
>Grab a few slices and walk back outside.
>Enjoy the view of Canterlot with a peetz, high up.
>Even though the peetzer was cold, damn thing was delish.
>For some reason you were so hungry, you could eat out a horse.
>[insert le lenny face here]
>Suddenly, you hear a burst of magic coming from behind.
>You feel a slight breeze between your legs, made you flinch.
>It was Celestia.
>Pause, take another bite of of some cold-ass peetz.
>"Good morning Anonymous! I suppose you had quite some fun last night?" She smiled.
>Cock an eyebrow towards the princess.
>You were about to ask her the obvious.
What are you doing here?!?
>You covered your naughty bits with the second slice.
>Celestia giggled once more, covering her laugh with a hoof.
>"I thought I'd drop by to visit my Nonny and see how he was doing! Oh, and Luna of course." She said in a cheerful voic
I know this isn't a CYOA, but I vote for
D) Fuck SunButt on top of a soon-to-be-awake Moontush
We must keep this thread alive for austerity's sake!!!
Pick up a spider, put it down again and tell it to walk. It will walk. Pick it up again, put it down again and tell it to walk again. It will walk. Pick it up again, pull its legs off, put it down again and tell it to walk. It will stay where it is. This proves that pulling the legs off a spider causes it to go deaf.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day... but give that man a boat full of fish and he'll eat for a damn long time.
I... I miss you writefag. please come back to us. I wanna fuck Luna some more.
Fuck, so many errors. Plz forgive me.
>Nonny? She never called you that.
>You notice Celestia was breathing heavily as she was inches away from you.
>You felt warm air coming out of her muzzle.
>She kept staring at you with those huge lavender eyes.
>"Well, I guess I better leave. I've got a room to tidy up and some lingere to order-I mean um, good day!" She stutters.
>And with that she teleported herself back.
>You decided it was best to grab your things and head out, but then you hear Luna waking up to ash and dust.
>You wiped your brow.
>"Morning!" Luna yawned.
>Walk over to the bed and slipped on your boxers.
>"You weren't planning on leaving me alone, were you?" She said, lying down next to you with a pout.
Well, I figured you must have a busy day ahead of you or something... You are a 'pwinshesh' after all.
>"Well to be honest, I'm not that busy compared to my sibling. She's been running the show by herself for quite some time.
>Luna sits up and leans her body weight against your shoulder. She rubs her head against it, looking for affection.
>"Come back to bed...." She cooed.
>You turned your head.
Really? Cause I don't wanna feel like I'm in-Mmmmh.
>And your lips had been claimed by the princess.
>Using her horn to cast a spell on your head, you suddenly feel really tired.
>The bed never felt so good.
Well, I guess I could go back and sleep.
>You yawn deeply. Luna tugged you back and cuddled up against your chest, making you her big spoon.
>You held Luna in your arms, squeezing her tightly as you pecked her head many times.
>You gave her blueberry mane a sniff.
>"Nighty night, Nonny." She whispers.
Nighty night Lulu.
>Three fluffy blankets covered the two of you.
Blargh, I'm back from the dead.
I need the green mang! wheres the green when you need it mang! Sheeeeit nigga sheeeeeeeit
not OP, not writefag shit grammar with errors further ahead, sorry
>You just teleported to your own room, standing still and staring into hyperspace of your mind.
>It takes you about a few minutes to come up with a brilliant plan.
>You moved to a balcony and stealthy flying to your sister's room.
>You hovering above the window and slowly prying inside.
>You see Luna casting a sleeping spell on Nonny, what a whore.
>You see how Anon falling to a bed and a slut of your sister covers him with a blankets.
>You just thought of another good plan.
>Your horn glowing with bright gold light.
>There is a big nasty smile on your bright red face.
>You fell asleep with Luna in your arms, your last memory is a cheesy smell of her mane.
>You're standing in a familiar big white room.
>And there she is, lying on a bed, all ready.
>Oh yeah, it's your favorite dream again, well shit.
>On an autopilot you fast walking to her.
>It's like your twentieth time in this particular dream.
>There is always this room, bed, sunnybutt and a lot of various wild sex.
>Mare of your dreams gives you one little smile and slowly turns around.
>She's carefully sticking her plotdevice up high and temptingly wagging her tail around.
>You already slowly crawling on the bed, making your way through the stars.
>As always her tail smells like smoked cheese but it is not of your concern at the moment.
>You assault her flanks with your strong big hands.
>Her mare parts already wet, raging with lust.
>You hear little luscious moan from alicorn.
>"Hurry..." She said with craving voice.
>Your mind is boiling volcano at this point, there is no restraints, it's only a dream, right?
>Some of delicious liquid drops on the bed, you can't let this happen, what a waste.
>You catching another drop with your hand and desperately licking it off.
>You proceed to the main course.
OP, please, come back to us.
>Your insanely hot principal will never have a custom cheerleader's uniform made for herself so she can loudly cheer on the team's star player, you, at the next match.
>You will never think this is a highly inappropriate thing for a principal to do for any of her students, let alone you, the leader of the chess team.
Is it OK that I want Anon to struggle with this?
Like, he really wants to be with his sexy little Auntie, but at the same time he really fears what'll happen to Luna if they're caught?