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We're in the middle of Fall and Winter is not far behind. Go trick-or-treating with your ponies of unusual size while you still can!
Do lewd things with Clay. Culminate multiple times. Later she asks, "Anon, why do you never look at me during?"
I swear I saw a coloured version of this picture, but I can't seem to find it.
>Tfw you will never be trapped in her exercise clothes.
Where was it? I didn't see it on Derpibooru.
Well you'd have a little pone you could pet and if a chance would arise where she could be a big pone, you got yourself a willing subject for it. Mostly though, you get a little pone for scritches and snuggles.
Yus das good. Glad you like!
He is still growing yes. Horns about to pop through the ceiling. It's a scene going to happen from this growth fic
Nothing lewd in the first chapter, more or less, its just growth.
Megapone is still up to the same uninteresting garbage I see.
At least this one isn't futa.
He has a fimfic here, go check it out for yourself. Looks like a bunch of different ones on there.
not seeing much about giant ponies, though. Looks like it's more about specific body parts. Not sure if that counts for any of you folks out there.
I like how she looks and she seems like she'd be a fun big pone
I said no question though.
Well, for starters...
We never got a giant Twilight pone licking bare footed human Twilight.
Pone twilight licking human twilight in crystal prep outfit, major unf
>3 days and still no macro Limestone
Alright very funny guys now where are you hiding it all?
iiiit's a small world after all
it's a small world after all
it's a small world after all
it's a small world after alllll
Sort of unrelated to the current micro stuff we're talking about, but does anyone remember that short greentext from a few months ago where all the bigpons and smallpons were mysteriously size-swapped? It ended with Clay complaining to Anon that she couldn't be eaten because she's too big.
I've had an idea for how to take that in a cloppy direction.
Tiny Rainbow Dash whispers to Anon that he could always "eat" her and makes lewd tongue gestures. She sneaks into Anon's pants while he's occupied with Clay for a bit of multi-size action.
>micro anon on celly's plot while she's attending a formal party
>celly only notices an itch at first and tries to ignore it
>soon the unknown object finds its way between her flanks and she's trying to maintain composure despite the weird sensations
>eventually tries discretely grinding against things to dislodge or squish whatever is causing her so much trouble
>Why is the letter made out of magazine clippings?
>To hide their identities. wait we know who they are...
>Why is their response made out of magazine clippings?
>Well you did the same thing.
Found it! Jump down to the bottom.
It was really short and not much happened in it, unfortunately but who knows, could always be an extension waiting for the perfect storm.
>You realize the letters are all being held up by miniponies standing on the paper. They are trying really hard not to move.
Kaiju vagoo is filled with tentacles
Orchid is lewdest bigpone
Whaaaaat? Gee golly, that is very rude of him. It's impolite not to at least come back for a visit. That is an awfully long time to not say hi.
>"So, that's why you're getting scuba-diving classes. Any questions?"
>You stared at the screen, eyes tracing along recorded footage while you sat alongside Dr. Geiszler in his laboratory.
>The room was dusty and crammed with various tables, a few nondescript machines, and instruments tucked away on trays that haven't been used in some time.
>Currently, you were looking at the only actual full view of the full-sized kaiju pony you've ever seen.
>Caught in a weird, almost half-assed combination of horse, dolphin, deep sea fish, and good old city-mashing monster
>Was she always that weird shade of dark-grey-blue or is that just the underwater camera?.
>The thing that you found yourself honing in on immediately was towards her rear.
>Alongside her flank was a set of glowing patches, a fair contrast from her otherwise muted coloration.
>Unlike her other sources of bio luminescence: the tail, the horn, antennae, the eyes, and whatever was down her throat to cause her mouth to glow, these were simply there on the upper outer thigh.
>Not a protrusion, and not some sort of hole into the body.
>The design was simply there.
>Your eyes started drifting towards the tail but stopped suddenly at the rounded edge of her rear.
"Wait... if she was like your daughter... did you ever have to... you know."
>Behind the thick glasses that had probably seen far too many computer screens, the scientist looked confused.
"The talk. Did you have to give her the talk?"
>The man reclined back in his chair, grinning as he pushed the glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
>"Hahaha, so my new star is wondering about those things, huh?"
>"Looking to break some other kinds of world records, are you?"
>Did the room suddenly get warmer?
"It was just a thought!"
>"Well I'm afraid that no, I haven't."
You know, Fluttershy is a pretty great giant pony.
>Implying you wouldn't unf to both scenarios.
"Does she need it? She's not an adult yet, is she?"
>"Okay, okay, look, calm down."
"No? So she's still a kid?"
>The man shook his head.
>"That isn't entirely accurate. "
>Your unamused stare seemed to haunt him as for the first time, he suddenly looked uncomfortable talking about his prized creation.
>That wasn't very reassuring.
>"Okay, I just don't think it'll come up, alright?"
>"It's not like she gets moody from hormones. It shouldn't come up."
"Are you sure?"
>"Well, not exactly."
>He squirmed in his seat for a moment, like a kid who thinks he might receive a failing grade for his science project he worked all semester on.
>"Look, I know it'll probably have to happen some day, but my funding was drying up. Most people don't want any kaijus on Earth, period. After the breach was closed, I had to turn back to human tissue research. Which sucks!"
>"So I did what I did last time I had a breakthrough that saved the world. I did something most would call crazy."
>"Look, what most people don't know, is that she was tiny when she started out."
>"Yeah, she was about the size of a chapstick. She couldn't hurt a thing."
>He turned back towards his computer and quickly drew up a picture.
>The kaiju pony's eyes do not match at all, instead of that pale blue, they are a vibrant orange color, matched by her short, but still spiraling horn.
>The body and hairs are a greenish teal while the antenna's bulbs are barely there, stringy and delicate.
>Orchid is paused in the middle of smiling and waving at something off screen and unless this nerd is a professional photoshopper on the side, she is no bigger than the graham cracker animal beside her.
>The hand was holding the cracker so it looked like she was standing beside the cracker.
>The teacup-sized horse kaiju looked so happy.
>"She got found out. And, well, sure, people were shocked."
>He flailed his hands around in mock anguish.
There is no god here, just me.
>"It's always oh no, what if it destroys a city, what if it brings the pacific war back, what if it rips a whole through space-time and makes another breach? I almost lost her, you know. But as it turns out, it is really hard to dispose of something that can hug you, look you in the eye, and say, 'I love you daddy'."
"She could do that as a baby?"
>"Of course not! With a genius like me, of course it didn't long for me to figure out her intelligence, and from there it was just teaching her words and the alphabet like any other kid."
>You couldn't stop staring at the picture.
"How did she go from that to taking up a room?"
>"Funny story. When I was putting the genes together, I threw in lots of other animals, you know, really mixed it up."
"But wasn't it kind of... reckless?"
>"Like you would know, mister 'I got kissed by a kaiju.' Sometimes some recklessness is just what we need. That's why you still have a job."
>He puffed up his chest and stood up a little straighter.
>"I like to take a few chances, get a little messy for science. Sure there were some screwups along the way, but the result can't be denied!"
"Doctor, you might want to sit back down in your chair."
>"Yeah. Anyway, the remarkable thing about kaiju genetic material is how resilient it is, and at the same time, how easily it changes. It's like genetic sculpting puddy! You just play with it. The kaiju all have the same base, but how their makers change them is what I need to find out. We just don't know how they pull it off... yet."
>He began to scroll through other pictures, quickly as he continued to excitedly retell what he already put in more than a few reports.
>"So instead, I had to use other DNA sources to try and remove the genes responsible for the hivemind link and replace it with something else!"
>There was a picture of the kaiju horse monster with a tennis ball in her mouth, pleadingly looking up past the camera.
>"It was kind of a crapshoot, but hey, it worked."
>An image depicting her hopping around with a pair of headphones over her ears.
>She hasn't talked to any kaiju and and there's no new breaches."
>A picture of what you assumed must be Easter with her wearing a set of goofy bunny ears in front of her real ears while she chomps down on a chocolate bunny, silvery tinfoil wrapping and all, its big blue eyes almost as luminescent as her own.
>You get a chill before Geiszler starts talking again.
>"Either we killed them off when Gypsy Danger blew itself up, or, she can't establish the link!"
>He stopped suddenly, on a picture of the kaiju with her head buried in a birthday cake.
>"And best of all, she's totally docile! That is, until you came along."
>Finally, a chance to get a word in.
>All that you manage is a nervous.
>"Somehow you've made her more emotional in the last couple of months than she's been in over a year."
>"Your damage to submersible bay 2 was-"
"We have submarines?"
>"We almost did."
>The screen flips to a schematic you quickly recognize as the Kaiju Den, only, the label simply reads "Submersible Bay 2."
>"Ever wonder what the other doors in that hallway lead to?"
>You look away a little guiltily.
"My card won't let me in those."
>"Well yeah, they're sealed shut."
>The good doctor just looks at you like that was supposed to be super obvious.
>"There were originally going to be submarine pens to quickly launch rescue and recovery operations."
>"Then the coastal wall project took all the funding and we had to shut down the other bases. You know how well that turned out."
>It was true.
>The famous coastal wall project to create a massive line of fortifications to keep the kaiju out had failed spectacularly on its first real kaiju attack, a category four called Mutavore.
>The mark five jaeger, Striker Eureka had saved Sydney, and thereby the majority of Australia, from being savaged.
>Still, you weren't sure the brooding glare of the doctor was really warranted, unless...
"They took most of your funding, right?"
>"You have no idea how much they grabbed! They hadn't even gotten to finishing the designs for the defensive weaponry, based on jaeger developments, of course."
>He looked back at the picture of the monsterhorse, the happy, sunshiny kaiju picture.of before she was big enough to step on a car like it was a model toy.
>Doctor Geiszler shifted just enough to stare hard into your eyes.
>Now you know where Orchid picked up her unsettling, attentive glare.
>"With what's happened in the last couple of months, we're getting scientific attention again."
>"Now everyone's wondering the same thing I've been thinking about since I got to dissect my first sample; what if kaiju aren't all bad?"
>He held up his hands, a smirk on his face like he was sharing some great secret.
>"In all your crazy accidents, you've saved this project. I had to just scrape by with the bare minimum needed to keep her under care, but now we're going to take it to the next step."
"And that is?"
>"The real reason you're getting that diving training. You're going to take her on a trip to the beach while we repair the Den. She likes you. A lot."
"She likes everyone."
>"But she listens to you. If we're going to show the world how friendly she can be, she needs to be seen hanging out with you."
"This is just a big PR move, isn't it?"
>"You bet! After the controversy from the boat incident and the rumors of her being a kind soul after all, she couldn't have destroyed her habitat at a better time!"
>He manages to frown for only a second.
>"Hey, a lot of people out there think she's just an emotional time bomb. We need some way to show them that she's not. You going out there will be the perfect opportunity for that. Show her around on the beach a bit."
>The man clapped his hands together with a sense of finality, like this was all going to his plan.
>"So, we already have you signed up for the course in addition to your normal duties."
>He started to usher you out of your seat with one last glance to the screen.
>"See you in a week."
>"Hey, diving's not that hard... probably."
>You quickly found yourself pushed outside of the threshold and in the suddenly very empty hallway.
>From behind the door, you could hear the creak of his chair before one last, muffled shout reached you.
>"Just try not to drown, that'll make her really sad!"
>I was expecting awkard anon attempts to teach the birds and the bees to a Kaiju
that part comes later when he's stuck trying to answer questions about song lyrics she overhears after she tries to listen to music from a beach rave
will there be cute and lewd? Lewd is... not for a while. I never really pictured her with anything lewd until something happens that really brings them together enough to make it a thing they're okay with going for. Either that or some kind of 'for science, anon, you must do this!' and for that there's a lot of possibilities, but nothing that was ever really set for.
>I never really pictured her with anything lewd There is literally no excuse for not thinking of lewd every waking moment
So there is a chance of Orchid lewd? Unf
What if her growing huge is directly tied to her being pent up?
would providing her release make her shrink down to
amazonsize? would you keep lewding her to keep her at a more containable size or deny her to make her huge again first, to her displeasure?
Big pone will never lovingly dote on you. Why go on.
Orchid is not for lewd
Bad designs aside, that last panel made me laugh.
So whats better?
Bitchy big pone DT or new non-bitchy big pone DT?
Bitchfilly a best. If I want gentle, filly or otherwise, there's plenty of other pone to choose from. Sometimes you just want some foaldom, and that's where haughty tiara filly comes in.
Probably his deviantart. If it's just pony you're looking for: go to derpibooru and search for artist alloyrabbit.
Also, got a quick story in, based on and the discussion about the MMP University.
It'll probably be revised once I get to the hotel on Friday
A forced meme.
She's an OC who is a tiny pone and who wants macro stuff to happen to her. You know how we want bigpones to do bigpone stuff to us? That's pretty much what she is but in OC form.
>The only Fred no here
Read this sentence a few times and see if you can make any sense of it.
I know words I put out of my mouth
Big horses dress up for Nightmare Night?
So this was made.
>How to not break things.
Since I never studied at university, I could get the opportunity to gain some knowledge with friendly big ponies.
I can't tell what's happening there. Plus tail seems kinda off to me.
Ooh someone's touchy.
I was questioning derpy as the bigpon of choice for not breaking things
>Tfw Halloween came and went and we didn't have any themed pictures for it
M-maybe next holiday right guys? Christmas is perfect for cuddles and stuff! T-the drawfags/writefags have to make something then!
I wanna see if the complaints are justified.
I don't have links handy
but look in alloy's gallery for the blueblood pic and the mecha orchid ones, and i think there's one of orchid eating people too. there's probably others, but i don't remember if khorme or goat have done ketchup like those
Do people really get upset over pictures of Orchid eating people?
Also, no one in their right mind would get upset at this would they?
Alloy draws an adorable magician horse.
yes he does
i was gonna draw another giant flutterbat picture this month but i thought two was enough
>tfw no one would pay ransom anyway because everyone I know hates me
>just exclude lewd please.
>Mfw first it was murderfaggotry people wanted to be removed
>Now people want lewd removed
>Mfw all it becomes is TFH content of them just standing around with shorter/taller versions of others around
It's the future we chose...
I'd love a giant pone game too.
Obviously aside from the usual fare of Earth Defense Force but against giant ponies, I'd also love a King's Quest-esque RPG. Where you walk around and type silly commands whilst standing next to various objects.
Like you'd stand next to a sandwich and type something like "Get sandwich", and the game would reply "The sandwich is to be to get". After which you'd type "Go in sandwich", to which it'd respond "I don't think that's a good idea".
But if you typed it in again, it'd go "Fine, see if I care!" and you'd crawl in the sandwich. Only for a giant pixel-y (pixel-y as in it's just a vague shape that's a single solid color, but if you squint, look at it sideways, and use your imagination, it looks like a pony) comes over and eats the sandwich with you inside.
A game like that'd be awesome. Bonus points if like Shrink high, it shows you your demise in graphic detail.
What should you do if you catch your minipone masturbating?
What if the situation is reversed?
>Ask to be alone in big pones bathroom.
>Big pone agrees and goes out of the room.
>Big pone leaves the door open just a crack and watches intently.
And people say there are no new ideas for this general.
Will the Cinnamon Toast Crunch ever come to us?
Im not much of an artist outside of vectors. Wouldn't want to make something cringey and autisticy looking to give you that sort of rep. Guess I can do an old fashioned text one.
Depends really on the load of schoolwork I want to procrastinate on, and what you'd be comfortable with. As I said before, not much of an artists outside a VERY specific sort of art that requires more "Copy+Paste" sort of art building rather than making incredibly lewd original content that takes hours to do frame by frame.
I had an idea in my head for a while about a Romance/Epic adventure.
You see the story would be about villages in a kingdom ruled by an Empire. Each village is protected by a Giant Pone who comes into contract with a "Tamer" and is the Guardian from Feral Giant Pones, and Invading Villages because the Empire is all about "Nah, you niggas figure it out yourselves, just pay taxes."
Your village, would have your character's granddad or dad be the village tamer and he and the giant pone defender die of old age.
So its up to you to tame a new Giant Pone to defend the village. From there, the game goes on I guess.
What do you think?
If you do do a CYOA outside of this thread /cyoag/ WILL notice it and there WILL be shitposting you have to power through
For the love of fuck don't give them an option or it'll be loaded with bat memes before you know it.
I could have sworn it was brought up before as an idea.
How does the selecting happen normally for bighors trainers? Are pones a normal thing to be associated with villages or is this an unusual event.
Oh its fine, I've run quests before them, during their beginning, and have been forgotten by them in the modern time. I don't mind it much really, since I helped them come into existence.
It was by me, but I got too caught up in my other quest that pretty much wore me out.
No idea, was thinking the villages would be Humans and Giant Pones would be normal. However feared and respected amongst humans. Kind of like a "Shadow of the Colossus" sort of dealio.
I was thinking a love between Tamer and Giant Pone in a G Gundam sort of way, fighting other Tamers with their own Giant Pones and Wild Giant Pones who keep on attacking your village and neighbouring villages. Your Giant Pone will be as crucial as a character as your own character.
I actually wrote out a little plotline for this, if it ever took off the ground. Would you like to read without major spoilers?
I like the idea, just make sure you have time enough to run it. By the by; is this a weekly quest or one that just keeps running?
>not finding some way to sap the other ponies of their power in a perverse ritual to strengthen our bigpone.
No idea really. I do have an idea for a beginning, middle, and end. Don't know if I can dedicate full every day time to it, so I guess it would be a Weekend by Weekend thing.
Eh, its okay. It's kind of a silly concept. If you do have some faith, try to keep it. I'm incredible when it comes to writing tales that take you on a magical ride. But I suppose in the end, it's up to the player on how they want their giant horse adventure to turn out. Very good possibility that the little plotline I had would end mid-climax of the first act with a "Put your dick in the Rampaging Feral Cerebus Pony"
Well, I believe on taking new names and leaving old ones to die. But I guess if it helps, I'm the colorfag who comes by here every now and then, a Square, and even at one time Allied Mastercomputer and The Ancient Xanadu.
Think I want to go with something plain this time to hide my power level, but I'm essentially a CYOA Elder Wizard.
Like I said, it'll probably won't be much worth noting outside of here, but it will be big enough to warrant space outside the thread. Normie life is a bit of a hinderance, however I always deliver. Always.
Good things will come, but it'll be worth it.
My dick is in a state of Schrodinger's genitals. Is vore considered a "crossed line" of an adventure or "Perfectly lewd?"
>It's not so bad, I'm not into bellies really but I don't see why this wasn't posted here, seems perfectly SF-
>Would you be interested
If it's done well enough sure. Might be hard to describe fights via text and stuff. The idea that most of the characters we already know won't be present is also sort of a problem if it's not handled thoughtfully.
Feels like CYOA's here are like old Sheriffs from western films that never lasted. Some left, some died, and some ended up god knows where.
>Approach big pone as she goes about her day
>Try to get a closer look to make sure she's nice since you can't tell from far away
>She shifts a leg and plants you under her hoof
Sounds like a safe way to go about it
Why would I need to spy on bigpone? If anything big pone is stalking me. They keep looking through my windows with their beady eyes, asking if I want to go on a picnic or knit or other stupid shit.
I just want to get drunk with a bigpone, is that so much to ask?
"Irritating little..." Celestia grumbled, resisting the urge to twitch as the minuscule thing slid down the top of her left flank, itching her. The unknown object had been at the front of the princess' mind since its sudden appearance nearly an hour ago, and had been just a minor annoyance until it began to move. Whether it was a mere speck of fluff or lint, or some incredibly small creature Celestia did not know, but either way, she wanted it off. Her previous attempts to remove the speck by subtly brushing at it with her tail when nopony was looking all failed, and if anything had made the itching worse as the thing was dragged across the fur of her immaculate white flank. To add to Celestia's dilemma, it was just out of her tail's reach now, and still seemed to be moving across her coat, albeit more slowly. Celestia was barely able to refrain from any unintentional movements long enough to exchange pleasantries with two party guests, some unicorn couple who's names and positions escaped the princess thanks to the distracting speck. Mercifully, they kept their encounter with Celestia short, but as they were turning away, the large mare's left leg suddenly twitched, and nudged the side of a table, gently rocking the two punch bowls on it- Fortunately, nopony else seemed to notice. Scanning the ballroom, Celestia saw no new guests in need of her attention and slipped away from the populated center of the room, hoping for a few moments of relative peace to see to her little problem over by the wall.
Celestia continued ignoring the sensation on her rump, and calmly brought herself to one side of the ballroom, nearby a large window bordered by equally large, deep red colored curtains. The princess considered her options- She had already tried dusting the offending speck off with her tail, so perhaps rubbing off against something else would nudge said speck off of her before it moved to a more hard to reach spot- It was certainly worth a try. Celestia immediately took notice of the curtain, and casually backed up to it. The thick, soft fabric would probably be able to catch the little speck if Celestia brushed herself against it, making it a better choice than the nearby table corners or chairs. Looking out for any curious guests, Celestia slowly tilted her tail to one side, exposing the entire surface of her left flank which she quickly and bluntly swept across the curtain. Repeating her effort twice to be sure, Celestia waited a moment for any itching or feeling of movement, and began walking away when there was none, assuming the tiny thing to be gone. It was to her shock, then, that a sudden surprising tickle spurred her leg into a short kick as the speck once more revealed itself, inching along until it reached the groove where her flank met her tail dock. Celestia bit her lower lip and forced her leg to relax. She didn't know if anypony had noticed her brief slip up- A quick look around suggested no, not that any of these ponies wouldn't pretend they hadn't anyway. Celestia felt the speck continue moving and blinked an eye as it touched her tail dock, trying to hold her composure for as long as she could while she thought of another solution. She almost broke into a giggle when she felt it squirm, and instinctively twitched her tail, her pupils becoming like pinpricks when the troublesome speck was swept down to the base of her dock.
The little speck was alive- Celestia was sure of it. The royal alicorn did her best to keep a straight face, and resist the overwhelming urge to rub against anything she could to remove the minuscule thing as she began trotting to the pair of thrones on the other side of the ballroom. If she could just remain put in her chair, she might be able to avoid drawing any attention through accidental movements until she could figure out what to do- Without warning, Celestia felt the speck move again and she scrunched her mouth shut as her rump twitched to the left, bumping a table. A couple of ponies seemed to notice their glasses shake, but didn't look like they knew why, and the princess resolved to steer clear of any furniture as she made her way through the huge hall.
"Aahh..." Celestia gasped, and inadvertently kicked one of her hind hooves mid-stride, gently knocking a pegasus mare on the side. Ignoring the mare's surprised shout of "What was THAT?" Celestia pushed on hoping nopony would notice her quickening pace, and bumped another pony with a jolt of her flank- One of the royal canterlot guards, this time, was almost knocked over. The princess knew he would be keeping his mouth shut, but she briefly looked back and realized a few guests had actually seen her, this time. Uh oh.
"Are you feeling well, dear sister?"
Celestia had felt so distracted that she had lost track of Luna shortly after the itching began. In fact, she wasn't paying any attention to their guests, except for when she had to greet them, all because of that irritating little creature. Celestia turned to discover Luna in front of her, as if appearing spontaneously by teleporting. The blue alicorn had a look of pure confusion in her face, and silently waited for a response from her sibling.
"...Luna. Yes. Everything is f-fine." she stuttered out, with a twitch of her tail. The speck had begun to move again- Lower.
"No, Celestia. You've been acting... Odd since the beginning of the party, and you're getting worse at hiding it. You kicked that pegasus, and almost pushed one of the canterlot guards off his hooves! And what in tartarus were you doing with the curtains!?"
Celestia's eyes fixed on Luna's, and she shook her head, smiling.
"Just a misstep or two, sister. All is well!"
Luna clearly was not convinced, but looked ready to drop it- Until the white alicorn's rump was taken by a sudden jolt.
"I feel like taking a seat, don't you?", Celestia said quickly as one of her eyes twitched shut for an instant. "Be a dear and bringussomepunchwillyou?" The alicorn shuddered, turning mid-sentence and trotting to the thrones with an uncharacteristic jumpiness- Nearly knocking into another guest along the way.
The speck. It had to go.
you will never be tricked into being eaten by a giant DT
>Applebloom is best filly with Sweetiebelle as a close second.
I think you need to get your English fixed, what you meant to say was
Sweetie Belle is best filly with Applebloom only being better than Scootaloo.
I dont consider twist as a character anymore considering she was in one episode with like, 1 combined minute of speaking before being nothing more than another background filly.
But you're still wrong, Sweetie Belle is best filly.
>Scoot worst cmc
So much shit taste up in here. Also, I wish this sketch would be finished one day.
>a pony will never use you as a suppository
I want to friend with Spain pony
>Rock out with America pony.
>Pop out of her mane for the chorus lines every time someone says her name.
>"America!" calls U.K. pone.
>"Fuck yeah!" you and freedomhorse yell together.
>"America, please stop doing th-"
>You pop out of 'murrica pone's mane and tap her head with your foot a couple of times.
"Uh oh, they said it again."
>Your ride grins maniacally, you can hear the silly glee in her voice.
>"You know what that means, citizen."
>"Again! Fuck yeah!" you both cheer.
>You then reach out precariously and tap the edge of a proffered hoof for a fist-bump.
>"YEW-ES-AY, YEW-ES-AY, YEW-ES-AY!"
>Tea-sipping U.K. horse just grumps at you.
>Later... you're going off again.
>In particular, you're shouting while 'murrica poni shakes and wiggles just enough to not quite throw you off.
"Because this is my United States of whatevah!"
"Wah nah-nah-nah now now!"
>You air guitar as hard as you can.
>You slip off of her front locks and tumble down the bridge of her nose to her snout, stopping just in the nick of time in a practiced, leisurely pose, aviators perched over your nose.
>The music stops and you get up to drop the microphone on her nose dramatically.
>The harsh thump signals you to turn away uncaringly away from your audience and towards America pone's eyes, which also stare out from behind a pair of aviators.
>Carefully positioned fireworks shoot out of her ears and nose.
>Your platform erupts in applause.
>"Oh, ooooh! The best!"
"No, you're the best."
>"Let's go share a hotdog."
"And then we can go tease everyone else about baseball."
>She lets you back up onto her mane and trots out of the scene while you both chant your victory.
>"The best, the best, the best!"
>Just another day with giant faction ponies.
>"It's called SOCCER you dumdum!"
What's that, commie? Not enough sanctions? Do you want us to come over there and take your vodka?
>Get invaded by kebabs
America=Better than Yurop
I'd go for geographical area.
It'd be kind of funny to see a slightly larger Canada pone telling the US pone to stop being so mean, or introducing them to their giant friend Russia.
>cummunist's faces when Americapone destroys Russiapone
Pony size is determined by economic and military strength
>See and indian poster
POO IN LOO
POOPIES FOR RUPEES
It's anniversary is tomorrow.
Maybe something good will happen.
The best big pone snuggles are the ones you least expect
Unless HGRobo and Bun-chan are the same person as Robunny.
Then I will continue to procrastinate on coloring.
Also what happened to the thread? I have noticed a shit ton of shitposting
>I have noticed a shit ton of shitposting
What? What posts are you talking about?
>Be unified United States pony
>Living in your big-ass apartment with your populace
>Mostly whites and some blacks but some brown ones have been coming over from Montezuma's apartment because your house is better
>Your three foals kept them from fighting to the death
>Union Jack, Stars 'n Bars, and Wild West
>Union Jack helped manage over the scrawny hipster ones, but there were some ghetto jiggaboos and bearded lumberjacks
>At one point she got so many types of people, she just hid them all in her toybox rather than organize them
>I'm referring to the meltingpot (shithole) of New York
>Stars 'n Bars mainly had black and white people, she just kept them together and let them do whatever
>They didn't get along very well but she kept the peace
>Wild West didn't have anything for a while, but she got a shitload of yellow and white people, also she got a whole pack of lincoln logs and a thomas the train set
>Every couple years or so, a new human leader was elected to stay in your room in the white house on your dresser
>For now it was a brown person named Obama, although he might get replaced pretty soon by a spunky white person named Trump
>"Spangled Banner! Our people need cheap unreliable government-funded cellphones and shitty tech support!" Obama called out
>You thought for just a moment
"I know just where to get it!"
>India can do all those things
>And cheaply too!
>You clutch your president in your mouth and deposit him on your back as you head downstairs to the first floor
>India's door chimed as you walked in
>Her home doubled as a convenience store
>"Welcome to Fatwa's sto- Oh. It's you Spangled Banner."
"Damn right!" you proclaimed as you planted down a toy factory
"We need some Iphones and Microsoft tech support asap and... Learn to use the toilet while you're at it, champ."
>You walked around, careful to avoid the designated shitting aisles
>Fatwa had some curry cooking behind the counter, you could see indians bathing in it
>You looked for some bulk technology with Obama as Fatwa stirred the curry
"So... How's that space program going?"
>Fatwa smiled brightly
>"It's actually comig along very well." she chirped
"Well how about pooing in the loo?"
>Fatwa dropped her smile
>"India is the cleanest place on earth and we have a great space program."
"Maybe... Maybe you shouldn't worship a fucking wagon wheel? Your flag has an anus on it."
>"Shut up, fatass!"
>"Be american! Get shot!"
"At least I have guns!"
>"And a country full of idiots!"
>You take out a cheeseburger and sink your teeth into it as Fatwa watches in horror
"Poo. In. Loo."
>You take your things and go, taking some of Fatwa's oil with you
>Polandpony walks by in the hallway and waves
>"Helloings America! You coming from India?"
"Mhmm! I just picked up some iphones."
>"Maybe Polska can get monies from Germany to buying phone!"
"Maybe you should get your friend Greece a phone too."
>"Polska will into phone!" she shouted and ran off towards India's apartment/7/11
They're over on this pastebin. http://pastebin.com/u/Hexus just scroll down a ways.
Side note, though:
You can delete old posts by checkmarking the little box on the top left of the post in question and going down to the bottom of the page to hit the delete button so it doesn't spam so much.