Reminder: This mare is -Lewd- and as such, must not be teased.
Jokes on Dash, she can't tell the difference between boys and girls.
maybe she can tease me?
So this new album is coming out for Christmas this year. Where have Twilight Sparkle's wings gone?
>not Hearthswarming Eve
C'mon anon, you think the SJWs ans ACLU would let them get away with that?
Still want to believe though.
Well I'll be.
I won't even comment on you, mongrels. Have some wings.
my what big...wings you have there, Princess.
I'll be glad to see the day all Twilycorn art is burned to ash by canonically removed wings and crown.
You're just a selfish bastard, I get it. Now wings.
I'm not alone. And you're just as selfish as me, wingophile.
And I thought I saw all...
I ain't selfish, I'd love Twilight either way, you wingophobe.
Wingophobic? Nah you're just uniphobic
Staring at my head watching my horn bulging
Pfffth, as a supporter of unicorns as the master race, I gotta say you crazy. I'm just a huge Twilightphile tbh.
Not sure, there was that fruit fellow not so long ago, but here, have some related bins.
Ah, I figured every nightly thread would have some, but I guess Twilight has been written to death already or are being written elsewhere.
I'll check these out when I'm sufficiently bored and need something to read. Thanks.
Thanks for the blog update. I love to know what people in this thread are up to and learn as much as possible about the urges that are currently possessing their minds. But it sucks that I can't tell you apart. You should use some explicit form of identification.
Estrus doesn't actually do anything to mares.
But she makes Anon believe that it does, just so she can coax some free sex out of him.
>"A-Anon! It's s-starting again!"
What's starting again?
>"M... My Estrus!"
>"Estrous cycle (also oestrous cycle; derived from Latin oestrus and originally from Greek οἶστρος meaning sexual desire) comprises the recurring physiologic changes that are induced by reproductive hormones in most mammalian therian females. Estrous cycles start after sexual maturity in females and are interrupted by anestrous phases or pregnancies. Typically, estrous cycles continue until death. Some animals may display bloody vaginal discharge, often mistaken for menstruation, also called a "period".
Twilight, what the fu-
>"Mammals share the same reproductive system, including the regulatory hypothalamic system that releases gonadotropin releasing hormone in pulses, the pituitary that secretes follicle stimulating hormone and luteinizing hormone, and the ovary itself that releases sex hormones including estrogens and progesterone. However, species vary significantly in the detailed functioning. One difference is that animals that have estrous cycles reabsorb the endometrium if conception does not occur during that cycle. Animals that have menstrual cycles shed the endometrium through menstruation instead. Another difference is sexual activity. In species with estrous cycles, females are generally only sexually active during the estrus phase of their cycle (see below for an explanation of the different phases in an estrous cycle). This is also referred to as being "in heat". In contrast, females of species with menstrual cycles can be sexually active at any time in their cycle, even when they are not about to ovulate!"
>"S-So I really need you to..."
>Twilight pounces on you
Did you really spend all of last night memorizing an encyclopedia page, just so you could bullshit your way to fuck me?
>Twilight pauses, dropping her horny facade
>No passionate lovemaking with best pony.
2/10 at least it had Twilight.
>In species with estrous cycles, females are generally only sexually active during the estrus phase of their cycle
So, Twilight will ONLY want to fuck when she's in heat, and be the most platonic, prudish thing that can be when she's not?
If Twilight had died, would you take her pelt and wear it?
Would you care for her if she were a sick pony?
On that note, does anyone have green related to Anon or Twilight being sick? I know some has been posted before.
How do you envision Twilight as you waifu? Is she show accurate or does she resemble your art/dakimakura?
This is the only one I know of.
Just give it a little taste. What could go wrong?
that gif makes me feel funny things, sorta like this one.
I still remember another one which had more lewd in it though.
Pretty sure it had Anon and Twilight going at it under the pretense that the virus likely couldn't infect both humans and ponies, but it did in the end.
You'll be cute when she has you pinned down on the bed.
That's steam or something, like if she was panting in cold air.
I would rut her on a boat.
And I would rut her with a goat.
And I would rut her in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
She is just so hot, so hot, you see!
So I will rut her in a box.
And I will rut her with a fox.
And I will rut her in a house.
And I will rut her with a mouse.
And I will rut her here and there.
Say! I will rut her ANYWHERE!
I do so love
that purple mare!
Wow, I think I just almost died of
cringe. Well done, I suppose.
How about a busy intersection?
No, wait - Twilight's got that covered.
Uh oh! It's a butt!
Whatever will you do with it, Anon?
Probably the slightest hint of AnonXTwi shipping.
Can we get back on topic?
I forgot what the topic is.
It seems we're out of Twilight things to discuss.
I guess wait for new episodes?
Talking about getting back on topic is off topic which, recurring, can lead to ultimate derail.
This might have already happened before.
It's been a hella insane fucking day
You bet she doesn't. It's a positive side effect of her diet.
Sometimes, when you're in public, she uses her magic to yank your cock and balls.
>A cough made itself known from the bedroom, as it had for the past couple days.
>You looked up from your book, listening for anything else, before going back to it.
>Another Daring Do novella from Twilight's expansive collection, detailing the pegasus' search for 'Sun Dancer's Golden Wing Caps.'
>The explorer had just kicked one of her pursuers in the head, knocking him out immediately.
"Hehe, that jackal bastard deserved that one..." You mumbled to yourself, smiling slightly.
>The cough came from the bedroom again.
>The call you had been waiting for.
"Just a sec, Twi!" You replied, looking for your bookmark.
>You'd set it down as it was, but that would bend the spine, and then Twilight would bend *your* spine.
>Going upstairs, you pulled the door open and tried to keep the light off of the mare currently sick in bed.
>She had what would be roughly equivalent to the flu, you supposed.
>You didn't catch what Twilight had called it before she involuntarily evacuated her stomach into the bathtub.
>She was running a fever (though, according to her, not a dangerous one) and had various other little niggling issues.
>Spike was staying well clear of the castle for the time being.
>Whatever the Alicorn had was apparently contagious, and it was only your otherworldly physiology that was keeping you safe.
"What can I get you, Twi?"
>The mare sniffled, sitting up slightly.
>She looked bad.
>Her mane was unkempt from the constant bed rest, her eyes were bloodshot and baggy, and her coat desperately needed some maintenance.
>"Unngh...do we have any soup ready...?" Twilight asked, voice raspy. "I'm hungry..."
"I've had a pot of pumpkin ready for about half an hour."
>You had made yourself some grilled cheese sandwiches, you weren't in the mood for anything extravagant.
>You were pretty sure it was still hot, at least.
>"Can I have some, please...?"
"You sure you can keep it down?"
>There was a pause, and another sniffle.
"Good enough for me. Be right back, sweetheart."
>You retreated from the room, going to the kitchen to grab a bowl.
>She hadn't thrown up in over twelve hours, so perhaps she could keep this down.
>You had taken a nap in the living room, waking to the sound of Twilight semi-peacefully sawing logs.
>For such a little pony, she had to be the loudest snorer you had ever heard, your father included.
>Her lumberjack duties were occasionally interrupted by a cough or sniffle, before resuming at exactly the same volume as they had stopped at.
>You crept upstairs with a thermometer, placing it in the sleepy pony's mouth and checking her temperature.
>It was lower than your last check three hours ago, so she had to be recovering.
>You'd have to wait for her to wake up to confirm it, though.
>Twilight grabbed your arm as you went to leave, whimpering slightly.
>Feeling bad about leaving Twilight alone for another night, and pretty confident in your ability to not catch whatever it was she had, you allowed her to drag you back down.
>Placing the thermometer on the nearby nightstand, you gently stroked the sore, sick Alicorn's back and wings, getting a relaxed coo out of her.
>Your hands continued the treatment until the lavender pony fell deeper into slumber, letting you go entirely.
>Remaining where you were, you continued the back rub as Twilight nestled herself into your side.
>She coughed on you once or twice, dry coughs that spread hot air and little else.
>You frowned, rolling your eyes as you tucked her now-spread wings back against her side.
>The sleeping pony made no moves to show that she had felt it at all.
>You left her be after that, but didn't leave the bed.
>Despite just waking from a nap yourself, you could feel the sandman's influence. Didn't hurt that it was just past 1AM.
>You took up position of big spoon with your little purple sweetheart, keeping your chin just shy of her horn.
>Her snoring stopped, though her cough persisted.
>That was fine, though.
>She would be just fine.
>The mare was completely recovered two days later, and had immediately taken to scrubbing down everything she had touched (and a few things she hadn't).
>Twilight was intent on eradicating whatever had gotten her sick so it wouldn't get her friends sick when they inevitably came to visit.
>So on that note, she requested that you stay in the castle for a bit longer. Twilight didn't want them to know she was better just yet, so she had time to clean.
>Floors were mopped, tables were sterilized, sheets and blankets were bleached, the whole nine yards.
"Glad to see someone's back to their old selves." You chuckled, coming down from the bedroom.
>"Ah, Anon!" The mare chirped, before trotting over to you at the base of the stairs.
>"Anon, hold still." The purple mare demanded, all of her other cleaning tasks currently automated via magic.
>"Just because you can't catch it doesn't mean you aren't carrying it." Twilight said, her horn alight in her familiar magenta aura. "Simple anti-virus spell I learned from Cadance, don't worry."
"I always worry when you direct your magic at me." You said flatly. "Last time you hit me with something like this, my left arm turned invisible for three hours."
>"Such a worry wart, that was supposed to happen last time."
>You opened your mouth to object, but Twilight didn't let you.
>Without further fanfare, she hit you with a magenta orb.
>The orb expanded to encompass all of you for just a fraction of a second.
>It was as if a million tiny voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
>Just as soon as your vision turned pink, everything was back to normal.
>You even felt a little bit cleaner, despite having just stepped out of the shower.
>"There, that was the last thing on my list." Twilight said with a triumphant smile, checking off a box at the bottom of a clipboard.
>The alicorn stared at the list for a moment, face twisted up in confusion.
>"Oh, wait, I *did* forget something."
>You cocked an eyebrow, until she fluttered up to eye level with you and gave you a loving kiss.
>"Thank you for taking care of me, Anon~!" The alicorn sung at just a whisper as she broke it, contacting the floor with a giggle.
"It was no problem. Want to catch something to eat?"
>"I thought you'd never ask. I've been dying for some solid food." Twilight replied, her stomach growling almost on cue.
>With that, the two of you left, Twilight leaning against your thigh as you walked.
First time back in quite a while, here's hoping I haven't lost my touch.
beautiful story, thanks, anon. pic related >>25247859
I'd stick my dick in her ear.
Who's a silly pony?
Anon, your threadly Unf tax is due.
Thanks for your story.
As usual, I enjoyed it quite a bit.
Alright, let's get into discussion mode here.
Why is Twilight your favorite? What do you think of how her character is being handled at the moment? What would you like to see the show do with her next?
I am in love with twilight sparkle. If i get trips or better i will literally marry her and i will keep you guys up to date. And no, Jin has nothing to do with this as he is a roleplaying faggot.
Even though i doubt this faggot will actually do it, it can't really be classified as cheating as twilight sparkle is a fictional character therefore she is not in a relationship with anyone.
She's a lewd pony that loves to tease you when you're busy.
I'd like to see Twilight focus on a specific area of magic for the majority of a season.
Maybe it can begin with her realizing she's not too proficient with a certain field, like magic concerned with cold and ice.
She goes to Celestia for help, who instructs Twilight that she has organized excavations in the snow covered areas around and beneath the crystal empire for lost tomes related to coldness.
Adventures happen. Shenanigans happen. And perhaps Twilight can be summoned by other workers in future episodes in the season when they find/think they're near something important.
They could also briefly show her practicing the spells as the season goes on, showing what improvement she's making.
Long story short, I want to see her do magic stuff and not princess of friendship stuff.
Twilight's my favorite because she's studious and loves learning new things. It's perfect for her.
>not princess of friendship stuff
So much this. FIM has so much potential in the adventure potential yet they waste it. It's like they have this juggernaut of a franchise with endless potential and they refuse to get their heads out of their asses.
What's with her?
We should ask Applejack.
I could watch her do this all day
Well maybe if they quit making them so damn sexy.
Well, don't keep her waiting.
I want to rut her while she sleeps.
Did a little something for Halloween. I hope you enjoy it.
she's in heaven.
>"Ooh! Hi monkey!"
>"Monkey want a banana? Do you? Yes you do, yes you do!"
I want to sleep with this mare.
I want to cuddle her in my lap in front of a blazing fireplace as we read a book together. As she begins getting sleepy, I want to gently scratch behind her ear and then squeeze her gently.
Pony heads are big, though.
Notice that the her head's taller than her body is thick.
Are you somehow trying to justify her head being significantly bigger than your or mine? Because that's what I'm talking about. I know their heads are proportionally larger to their bodies, but why should they be to a human's?
I just did a Google search and the "measurements" are wildly inconsistent. And even if they confirmed it in the show that the ponies have bigger heads, I'd still not find it appealing in any way.
Twilight and you have been invited to a costume party and she wants you both to wear something with the same theme.
What would you suggest for a good couples' costume?
Little sister and Big daddy.
Or Corvo and Emily Kaldwin.
You get the theme, big 2spoopy protector.
>inb4 she doesn't need any
>implying that matters
Yup, that was the general idea.
You'd also carry her around on your shoulders.
I want to fuck her in the ass.
I feel so fucked up. Twilight is the only one I've ever loved. I just want to be with her so much, but I know she's too good for someone like me. I just want to die somehow and spend my life persuading her.
I never really gave a shit about my life. I just always figured I'd stay around until my mom died, since it would just be too much for her to feel like she failed as a mom.
But fuck it. I'm ready. Let's let life choke EVERY breath out of me.
They don't call her the "Ponyville filly-fooler" for nothing.
silly purple equine
>"What are you going to be for Nightmare Night, Anon?"
But you were a lonely virgin last year.
>Doesn't even have to try to be cute.
>Cute by existence.
Probably a historical figure from Earth.
Ivan the Terrible.
I'd even give her a history lesson (Including lessons on leadership) on them all.
What word was it? Cu-ck?
Also no, twilestia is cute.
>At least it was humorous.
Found the cancer.
The kek wordfilter is great
My second favorite is SJ.W
There's only one thing I notice in this picture, and it has nothing to do with her head.
You can't see. You can't hear. Can't smell, and know only the feeling of her warm mare penis throbbing inside your ass.
Are you new to this thread?
>"Anon, if you don't pay your Unf tax right now, I will be forced to take action."
Her hooves need attention.
They are ticklish. But I will clean them with proper instruments and not my tongue, because her hooves are dirty.
I would clean them with my tongue if that is what my princess demanded.
tonight, instead of cuteness, I bring you the far edge of the uncanny mother fucking valley