Feeling a bit depressed. Can we get a Derpy thread going so I can have something to make me smile?
>"I heard you were sad, so I cooked these muffins to you"
>"I hope you like it"
>"Maybe one day, I'll become a princess just like Twilight Sparkle"
>"I look up to her so much"
>"She's smart, pretty, has lots of friends, and probably has the best muffins in Ponyville"
>"I wanna be just like her"
>"one day where I'm not me"
Special Agent Sweetie Drops,do you like banging the town dyke?
Oh hey BPR I have not seen you in ages.
"At least my bitch can consent to my advances"
It's been ages.
Feels good to be back.
Missed my horses
>implying slow and naive= retarded
Nice to see Equestria is way less progressive than my home world,
Hope you feel better OP. I'm currently at the point where I really don't feel anything anymore. It's nice but it sure is lonely.
What has you down, anon?
Couldn't find that. Need to get organized. We going to try to psychologically diagnose op?
Sounds like depression from being OP. Now he is forced to suck cocks the rest of his days.
>No stallions find her attractive
She's not for sexual tho. She just works them up and pays them no mind.
Please. She is begging for the D. Look at her being all D hungry.
I know if you are the op, you are a faget by default, that don't mean you suck dongers.
Not for sexual, not for sexual, not for sexual, not for sexual.
Best horse right here. Good job on being a bit less of a faggatron today, OP.
If she don't have a hole I am going to make one. So help god I will make one.
So help me god.
I might be the retarded one here.
Earth pones are made for sexual and are the pone of my choice. But Damn if these flying ones ain't sexy as hell
Don't sweat it anon maybe he will help you in the next life
Goddamn I love that image but the watermark...
I am going to be the pretty little mare.
Derp Derp Derp
>go searching through my hard drive for derp horse pictures for the thread
>remember that I haven't organized the folder in a while
>open it up
>over 11,000 unsorted images
>sigh and start trying to work my way through it all, at least want to get all Pinky images in one folder tonight
>Ctrl+left clicking my way through it
>~1,200 images in
>accidentally SHIFT+left click
>close the folder
Have this, I'm going to bed.
I hope she makes really awful and long youtube videos.
My top three horses are
These cunts are stealing the waifu.
It's the age of high speed internet and 13 year old special snowflake retard Social Justice Abortions. They would be offended by a block of unflavored gelatin for having to much wiggle priveldge.
I want to bang the old out of her.
I am glad they are. Those words just turned everything into a mega shitpost.
I am 29 and you made me old as balls.
I remember the good old days when I used to be active in every Derpy thread I could find. Life may have changed quite a bit for me since then, but she's still my waifu. I'll dump for a bit.
Thanks to your hot statement I am getting off of 4chan forever and becoming a normal high functioning member of society. Thanks Anon.
>tfw all of classmates are women 25 years older and I'm the only guy
>tfw i'm a pedo if I hang with younger people
>tfw i'm an immature little shit in the eyes of older people
>tfw i'm too socially awkward and literally autistic so i can't hang with people my age
You're the only ones I have.
Just be excited that when you are truly on your own you can give zero fucks what others think. I now have a Lyra figurine sitting on my kitchen counter at all times and I give no shits what others say.
I want to suck out her farts through a hose.
Still. How can even the most retarded SJW degenerate be so blind that they didn't see how loved she was by the overwhelming majority of the fans? I've yet to encounter a single individual that legitimately had a problem with Derpy or was all "lol herp derp everyone laugh at the retard!"
Is it really so hard to believe that so many people would just think she's a silly, clumsy, cute horse and love her to pieces just the way she is?
>tfw no special needs waifu to cook your breakfast in the morning.
REMEMBER ME, ANON? WHEN I KILLED YOUR WAIFU?
Thanks for all of your contributions to this thread. I really appreciate it. It actually gave me a bit of hope.
She's just chillin on the beach, there isn't really anything there that would imply lifeguard.
>universe is screwed
Only the muffin shaped planets...maybe.
It's incredibly easy to believe that SJWs wpuld be offended by Derpy, because every bit of attention that she gets is a little bitbof attention they feel they are missing out on.
Nugga she is ugly on the inside. I know plenty of physically ugly people and I would much rather lick their pock ridden faces than converse with this trash human being.
No it didn't. It was already confirmed at a QA panel that it was a knee-jerk reaction from iTunes that asked for the changes to be made because they were afraid people "might" think it's offensive. Just another reason to pray that Steve Jobs is rotting in hell.