I can never find any good ones.
If those are my only options, spoon. Because a spork is worthless.
either or, I mostly just hold a pile of blankets and spoon with them while I sleep.
more like bumwarders amirite
Holy shit. When did you multiply into two dolls.
1. Shit idea resembling the tokens that slaves used to get paid with which restricted their purchasing power to a single shop owned by their master.
I never remember. I just roll around until I fall asleep..
Raggie Returns, and I shall listen.
So there's Raggie, Sicklestitch, Brittlebee, Patchpleat and Wetweave.
I'll need to spend a bit of time doing my own... "research"...
Wait a minute, if there are 5 in your section, how many sections are there? And how many on are there in average in each section.
Oh shit when did this go all deep lore with organizations and weapons and shit
Last time I saw the dollpony it was just cute and mindless sillyness
Why does every artist always do this, start out cute or funny and then come up with convoluted dark storylines for their characters
Not that I MIND it's just now I have to read up on this shit or what
The Raggie threads have had story details in them for the past 3 threads, not including this one. But arguably they haven't had as much story related info as this one.
There's a very good reason for that though.
Give me the skinny, what's a hagwarder now. Is doll ponies protecting humans in their sleep an actual thing now, no longer just the throwaway joke it started as? And then something attacks them or what?
Is this the first thread about her?
I've missed all of this and then didn't care at all about it, but now I kinda do and I want to start from the beginning.
problem with CYOA is that a lot of the quality is determined by random anons. even the best writer cant make a decent story if all anyone responds with is rape this and kill that.
holy shit i didn't even realize i was that close to getting quads
Stitch is getting bored, we need to keep her awake!
>Maybe when we can trust you more.
GODDAMNIT TELL ME WHAT I'M BEING HAUNTED BY.
Assuming human assignment is based on the need for protection, what's so special about the humans that are protected by hagwarders? Why is it hags come for them instead of other humans?
TFW plushie ponies/hag warders become the next fluffy ponies.
>asking about copyright
while i laugh at the idea of someone holding exclusive rights to an idea, im interested to see what disastral thinks of a group of fags making a general for their own OCs of these things.
Hagwarders are not so much the species but rather their job title(for the story). They're just living dolls id say. Its not an original idea, i just put a spin on it for this thats hopefully interesting enough to want to know the history/backstory of Hagwarders.
Speaking of which, hollyivydesigns made these for commission by someone.
Late to the party but has anyone noticed that
the crotch patch was trimmed from a rectangle to a triangle?
>the alicorn equivalent of patchpones
>The powerful black and purple pony with streaks of red through its sleek mane grins at the giant hag.
>The hag roars as it charges.
>With a flick of his soft hoof, he slightly unsheathes his triple-wall cardboard katana.
>In a flash, he's behind the hag with his head bowed slightly.
>"Nothing personnel, hag."
>His katana seems as if it never left its sheath as the hag slides into two halves and explodes into a cloud of smoke.
>His teammates emerge from the various nooks and crannies they had hidden themselves away in for this attack.
>They cheer in unison for the brave savior.
>"Thank you XtremeKilr, you saved us all!"
>The pony doesn't acknowledge their cheering.
>He is just doing what needs to be done, and sometimes he is the only one who can do it.
it's too late!
burn the archive!
escape from the plague!
king pest is here!
Don't Fuck Up, Subquest, Heat
These are the recent ones I'd recommend. Then you got Aw Shit Nigga You's in Ponyville, Anonpone in Humanestria, and Pony Quest.
>some CYOA thing
Well not really. The guy just happened to like Raggie enough to archive her threads too.
perfectly legible to me.
Meanwhile, at the Hagwarders Guild.
Resting her chin on a hoof, the long necked mare looked down at the board intensely. Her next choice would make or break the game for her. It would only take a small slip up for her to have lost it all. She thought of every square, every move, every possibility and put all that knowledge into good use.
"Good move, Patchpleat." she said to herself before lifting and turning the board around to look at it from the other side. "But I'm afraid not good enough." She swiped the white queen from the board, placing at the end of the growing line on the right side of the board. Taking note of the comparatively much smaller line of black pieces to the left side of the board.
"Patchpleat!" the silence of the moment was broken by the faint cry of a familiar voice in the distance. A friend of hers, Wetweave, who had just returned from an assignment. She was no doubt anxious to talk. "Patchpleat?" she asked, to no one in particular, her voice growing louder as she drew closer.
"Garden, door to your left." Patchpleat responded, not long before the door to her own left swung open as the cheery mare skipped through, dropping her mace and whiteboard on her way in. She didn't say much else, just stopped at the side of the chess board and watched trying to guess what her friends next move would be.
"Who's winning?" she asked quizzically, despite that it'd be very obvious if she just bothered to count the number of pieces on the board. It was safe to say that Wetweave was not exactly well versed in chess, or any game of strategy for that matter. She'd never been patient enough for it, a characteristic that shone throughout all her young life. But Patchpleat remembers many others like her who were the same, who had gone on to become great Hagwarders in their own right. It just took time like all things.
Yeah, i fucked that up bad, not sure how.
ever heard of tact you creepy motherfucker?
I'm warranting a bet as to why you two have become such good friends in the first place...
Before reaching ranks above IV, did you two get sent together on missions, perhaps?
Not as of now. We're right at the beginning (though we do have a lot of backstory down)
Owen (here >>25320402) Is helping me with the story, so he'll be doing some writing to help flesh out other going-ons around the guild and whatnot.
It also helps because im so god damn slow at drawing, people are waiting in between.
ever heard of the urge to get a raging boner and just fap away like mad?
Does anyone else also love the old concept design of Brittlebee?
We felt it was way too generic and similar to a lot of other MLP pones.
The new inspiration (when shes wearing her goggles) came from Alyx Vance. Can't go wrong there.
She's a qt, but she looks too much like Mayor Mare. I like her new design better.
Also, its been a long time since I've been in these threads, do people still like one shots ranging from lewd to funny? Not sure how much the thread culture has changed.
I mean flail, not mace
"Black, I always practice to let black win. It's all about learning to come back from a disadvantage, since white starts first." she made another move, drawing closer to checkmate. Wetweave ducked as Patchpleat lifted the board another time. Some darting back and forth from either side of the board, and Wetweave still couldn't predict her friends moves.
"I don't know about that, I mean I'm not great at chess," she began, met with a single raised eyebrow from Patchpleat as she glared at her. "But if you go second, you can just copy the first person right? You've got to be able to make some progress with that."
Patchpleat wasn't really too sure how to respond to such an insolent question. She would make sure that her young friend's naivety would not go unchecked. "And how many times have you actually won a chess match?"
"Not once." a quick, but firm response. At least she wasn't going to pretend that her strategy had gotten her any further than a few moves.
"You need to learn to play chess. Properly. The sport of kings" Patchpleat insisted, much to the dismay of her friend.
"Yeah, maybe not right now. Witch might have another job for me." she responded, grimacing at the idea of having to sit here any longer and talk to Patchpleat about the joys of playing chess. This was usually the part of the conversation where she just hoped that there was another hag somewhere in the world she could go and kill.
"Witchwean has been silent since you left." The news put all and any plans of her swift escape to rest. "Come, take a seat." Patchpleat gestured to the empty chair opposite her as she placed all the pieces back in their correct position on the board.
"You'll just beat me." Weteave protested.
Patchpleat smiled "And you'll learn from the loss."
"That's really not fair." she said, defeated, as she sat in the chair and crossing her forelegs.
"Very well, if you think that having the second move puts you at an advantage then I'll let you play black." Patchpleat turned the board once more, without letting a single piece shake from it's place. Wetweave looked down at her row of black chess pieces. Perfect, just what she had wanted. She could prove to Patchpleat that she could get far by copying her friend. And then after that? Well, she'd most likely wing it.
"Okay then." she smiled. Patchpleat was quick to make her first move, the pawn in front of her king. Wetweave did the same, almost just as fast.
"You know, you won't get very far by copying me." she said, immediately beginning to see what Wetweave had planned. Why was she not surprised.
"I won't do any worse than I normal." she moved her kingside bishop. And Wetweave did the same.
"Let's see about that." she said, smug, as she grinned at Patchpleat. Patchpleat wanted to laugh. She had planned to go easy on her friend, but it looked like she had to teach her a very quick lesson. She moved her queen between the gap and her friend did the same. Fatal mistake.
"How can I lose if I just-"
"Checkmate." Patchpleat said triumphantly, replacing her friends pawn with her own queen; leaving the black king with no where to move.
"But, no it's not because I can-" she went to reach for her own king, before being stopped by Patchpleat shaking her head.
"No, you can't move your king to take the queen. That's it, checkmate." She said, moving the seven pieces back into their original places so she could start another game with herself.
"But that's not fair!" Wetweave complained as she stood up away from her chair and headed back to the door for her belongings.
"That's what you get for copying me without understanding how to play the game." Patchpleat looked over at her friend, sulking by the door. An idea came to her mind, perhaps she might even teach her friend a lesson. "Why don't we play a different game. I call it Hags verses Hagwarders."
>im bloody starving
So are we
So how would Raggie and co deal with this hag?
Or would they just recruit her?
"That sounds right up my alley!" she dropped her things back on the ground, rushing back over to her friend who just chuckled at her enthusiasm.
"It's still technically chess," Patchpleat continued, the smile on Wetweaves face; gone. "But a little different. I'll help you along the way."
A bit unsure, but interested none the less, Wetweave sat back down on the empty chair. "Fine, what's different about it."
"Just give me time to prepare." Patchpleat said and after a minute or so of setting up, Wetweave took a look at the board in front of her not really sure what the older Hagwarder had planned. On Patchpleat's side were two rows of pawns, all 16 of them in the game, and on the opposite side a single row of the remaining black pieces. Wetweave was obviously at an advantage, but she couldn't begin to understand why.
"For a moment, let's pretend that these pieces aren't kings, queens, knights etcetera but hags on my side and Hagwarders on your side." Wetweave understood so far, that much she could gather from the name of the game. "The rules of the game are simple. The moves are the same as chess and we can both capture each others pieces like normal. If you capture all of my pieces, you win. But if I get a single hag to your side and collect the queen, I've won."
"A single hag?" Wetwave asked, looking over at the two rows of pawns like they were easy pickings.
Patchpleat nodded "That's all it takes."
"But all of these are Hagwarders?" continued her questions, gesturing to her own side of the board.
Patchpleat sighed, not expecting it to take this long for her friend to understand the concept of the game. "For the purpose of a demonstration, yes."
"But your hags are just pawns!"
"Is there a problem?" Patchpleat asked. She could tell that Wetweave wasn't done with her questions, but it looks like she was satisfied for now.
"White still goes first, and since I have the only white pieces on the board I'll begin."
Nope. I'm a regular lurker on the Safe Haven threads. Personally I've only ever done one picture of Raggie so far, with Haven, and Haven's face came out a bit... flat.
If the thread is alive, I'll finish the short story tomorrow. If anyone out there has any criticism I'd be glad to hear it since this is my first public involvement in the Raggie/Hagwarder story. Dis has already given some excellent feedback, looking forward to anything any of you might have. Cheers.
So it seems i'm alone as far as it goes. Huh.
Well, gonna make-believe that could've been what she looked like before and changed due to reasons you all mentioned.
It's fun to imagine your comments as her own opinions on the mane style change.
>Deals with hags created by people
>Has a sickle
>The tool of death
I should have put them in a gif, its to show parts of an animation. But hey, wheres your content? I havent tried making a gif outside flash animator before and didnt want to try now.
Thanks, Ive been trying to get better at drawing, so its nice to hear im apparently getting better. I would have made it a gif, But i just cant figure it out yet. The frames dont line up and it exports like this.
I love the 16 pawns vs Everything Else chessboard metaphor. Now I need to go grab a chess engine and run a few zillion games to see how it's supposed to play out. But however it plays out, the concept is fantastic.
Ill have to continue this tomorrow, if the thread is still up. Im too sleepy to carry on. Ill do it all day streaming, too, since i have nothing else to do.
I'm assuming that if you move the pawns properly they always win, because the front line is always defended, and you will always lose a piece when taking a pawn. It's a lesson in that the larger group succeeds when they work together, even though they're not as well equipped.
I like to cuddle things when I sleep.
Some of them do not like cuddling however, so I tend to gag them.
And tie them up, as they tend to move around a lot while trying to get to sleep.
.....What are you staring at?
Y'know, I've been into some wierd shit since I joined this fandom- hell, I've been into some weird shit since I first discovered /b/- but I can honestly say that until now the thought of pursuing sexual congress with a small patchwork horse had never crossed my mind. Helluva world, gents.
ech... didn't come out like I wanted, was trying out a new way for sketching
they look comfy as fuck
Im back and ready to draw. Stream is at https://picarto.tv/Disastral
We're watching the whole Back To The Future trilogy
How do the dolls talk? I thought they only speak in written word? Is it telepathic?
M.maybe one day.
Found it on Derpi, not done by Disastral though
So you're really knowledgeable about things right? Well somethings been bothering me for awhile, see I have a very specific fear with a bit of sleep paralysis every now and then. See I'm afraid of the dark, childish I know, but I've never really grown out of it. I guess thats just how phobias work. So out of morbid curiosity, could you tell me a bit about hags embodying that fear? I'd like to know more about what I could be dealing with.
And how often if might be back so I'll know not to sleep
Digits confirm Dis has a tiny heart on his arm
Alright before i reply, are you being serious here? im unsure to give real advice or hagwarder lore.
Dont want to fill your head with more fears yo
Kinda, I do have nyctophobia and have had sleep paralysis involving it but I've kinda learned to live with it and hide it. So I'm really more curious about what a hag embodying that would be like, like I said, morbid curiosity.
Brittlebee fights arachnid-themed hags?
She's my favorite patchpone now.
I don't know why there's this big mystery of why the hags come to us. It's just because we're all trolls, NEETs and losers with a shitton of skeletons in our proverbial closets. Maybe we're special to them because "Anon" is actually composed of hundreds of the most messed up faggots on the internet.
If this has all been mentioned before, I apologize, but maybe you guys should instead focus on bolstering your numbers and actually doing field research while fighting the hags instead of discussing all options and not getting anywhere while the problem just gets worse and worse.
then where do ragponies even come from?
shes always busy at least from what ive seen on this board
I should be working on replies on stream, but i made an exception to draw some Brittlebee.
Speaking of stream, heres the link for newcomers https://picarto.tv/Disastral
checking both the dubdubs and that cameltoe
seems like sickle is best at lewd when she's not trying to be lewd
Cute sentient cum rags when it first started
Le epik lore with tha cuties and sex teasing now
why would you fuck rags? because they can make any part of their body moist and slippery at will, so you could fuck not only their horsey vaginas and ponuts, but also their armpits, their tails, manes, literally anywhere you can get two surfaces rubbing against either side of your dick. also cos they're qts.
Some Patchpleat oddness for you.
>They won't get pregnant
What would patchpone/human hybrids look like if they could?
I tried to tell you niggas. that's why she wants anon. to harvest small squares of his skin to sew as patches onto a babby doll, transferring a portion of anon's lifeforce into it
I was reading through the archive, and apparently hagwarders can enter dreams. Makes you wonder how much interaction they have with Luna.
Maybe the order of hagwarder was founded by the princess?
A stream quickie.
>an attention whore thread
since when did these become normal?