>Your waifu has to go to therapy.
>Why? Because Celestia made it mandatory for everyone.
What does she say about you?
Well, my waifu IS Sunbutt, so, I guess..
>"He's soft. I don't normally like soft things. I like him."
Inb4 everyone talks shit about themselves like that other thread
>"He doesn't know how hard I cuddle him when he's sleeping."
>"Sometimes, I even stroke his hair and whisper how much I love him in his ear."
>"It just feels so good, I can't stop myself."
>tfw you will die never having experienced that feel
>"Me and Anon huh."
>"Well, we go way back...way back."
>"It was Januaray 30th 1986"
>"The smell of the dead and the dying was in the air."
>"We was outnumbered, and under supplied."
>"Charlie was every where."
>"And I told him 'ANON I WANNA GO HOME!"
>she starts crying
>"And than...than they started shootin us, they shot my ANON, He was laying there like some rag doll.
>"and he just looked to me and said, your going to make it out of this..."
>"I can....I can never forget him. I...I don't wanna talk about it anymore."
>'I asked about your history with Anonymous.'
>"We uh..we served together."
>'What kind of soldier was he?'
>"Merciless, brutal, effective."
>'..Would you care to specify?'
>"I would rather not."
>Anon died in the battle of Hue,
>Applejack and Anon where sweet hearts.
>Applejack could never love again.
>Anon is war criminal, therapy is so Applejack can stop living in the past.
>She has become functioning Alcoholic.
>She works every day with glazed eyes, and hoppy breath.
>Anon Died a monster, and yet he kept Applepone sane during the war.
All this time I was getting mad pussy. And I never even knew it.
>"Anon protected me from Charlie."
>"I can't sleep well without Anon telling me we're not fighting anymore..."
>"Everywhere I went he'd be one step ahead, seeing things I couldn't."
>"War is Hell."
he is super awesome and very fun hang around, but drink too much, and his accent very heavy
>"You said you're worried about your mate?"
"I did. He kind of scares me."
>"Does he threaten you?"
>"Does he hit you?"
>"Does he abuse you at all?"
"No, he just seems like he's putting up a front. I feel like I'm always walking on thin ice with him."
>"Does he overreact often?"
"No, not at all! The opposite, actually. He doesn't complain, he doesn't get upset at me ever. It's like he's keeping something bottled up."
>"He doesn't give you any input at all, then?"
>"In that case, you're right to be paranoid. But do you ever consider that he is being completely honest with you?"
"I don't understand what you're getting at."
>"You said yourself that you were both the first to see the other when you brought him here, and that most of his time is spent trying to please you. Maybe that's all he wants."
Decided to cut all the embellishment and ego out beforehand to see what came organically. Screenshotted for my own record.
"He's a really nice guy. A bit of a doormat, sure, but he'll go to the ends of Equestria for you if it'll make you happy. He's a loner, but it doesn't seem to actually bother him much.
...I'm lucky I have him."
Why those circumstances specifically? Can't I be a genuine obsessed white knight for my waifu AND want to stay?
Based gun bro
>being transported to equestria and having to stay on the good side of an all powerful magical pony
it certainly would seem like he has no choice but appear happy.
wanting to leave equestria is also not that much of a stretch.
>"He's aloof, has all the personality of an immature colt, and smokes like a train."
>"I've never been more turned on when I'm around him. I never know when he'll say something negative about a sports team or an athlete from his world and smack my flanks."
>"I'm only with him because he kidnapped my parents."
He's kinda creepy, smells weird half the time and usually speaks in intelligible gibberish, if not a completely different language.
Hey, I'm with them chrlies, pls hold my calls.