I know! I'll cover your vagina with my penis and your breasts with my hands! IT CAN'T FAIL!
heartiest kek I've had in a while. I think
>IT CAN'T FAIL!
is what really did it for me.
I'd say you're too far gone for helping people if you're saying stuff like that.
I would throw a smoke pellet down and kidnap her to my Evil Castle while rubbing my mustache.
"HELP HELP!" Rarity would yell hitting my long black cape as I chortle with my Top Hat. "NYEH HEH HEH!"
Spike would chase after me, dodging my nefarious old timey deathtraps and my neerdowell crew of neer-do-wells.
COMING TO STEAM 2016
SUPER SPIKE DOG
This board is just /b/ with horses, what'd you expect.