"... Bull shit."
>"Want me to prove it?"
"I don't see how you- HOOOOOOOOOO-"
>Then Rainbow Dash "proved it" all night; moaning, panting, sweating, screaming out how much she loves you.
>You wake up the next with a very sleepy blue pony cuddling up to you.
>Staring at the ceiling, you blink.
"Huh... I guess she did love me."
>Man, your blankets and sheets are gonna need a hardcore washing after this.