>>25328118 Ingredients Rocks (Ground or broken into pieces) Water Grass (or any other edible, non-toxic plant matter that you can get your hands on) Tree bark (ground into a powder) Also some salt if possible
Honestly the soup the pies made was terrible, it doesn't work if you don't grind or at least break the rocks up first. Fucking pies don't even know how to make proper hobo rock soup.
That said you can actually make soup using rocks, grass clippings and tree bark (no really). Beware though, it will taste like complete shit, only eat if you need it to survive and there is nothing else.
>>25328118 You need: 1 rock 250 ml water Flavouring of your choice Salt/Pepper (To taste)
1.Heat up the 250 ml of water in a small pot for 5 minutes or until it boils a bit 2. Wash up the rock off dirt and bacteria 3. Add in the rock and stir in for 30 seconds 4. Add in your choice of flavouring such as chicken stock or curry 5. Add in salt and pepper to your taste. You do not have to add it in 6. Stir in the flavouring and salt/pepper for about 2 minutes and serve.
>>25328118 >be anon >angry and hungry as fuck >the pie family always eat this rock "soup" almost everyday >but not today! >you take them to ponyville so they enjoy the meals >but when the waitress came, they orderer rock soup >you decide to play an old story >you grab some rocks, and start boiling it -------- >"mister, you don't need to-" "nope, they want rock soup, i'll make rock soup" >"but outside, where everyone-" "silence, i can't hear the rock" >"hear?" "yeah, listen" >you listen how the rock boills, but nothing more "you heard that? it's ready" >the waitress is speechless >you taste some of the soup "hmmmm.... delicious" >"sir, i think-" "you think this needs vegetables, or some spice?" >"what?" "here, have a taste" >he drinks the soup, but obviously, it taste like nothing >"...... sir, i'm calling the-" "yeah, you are right, call the chef, this need some taste" >"enough! leave the restaurant!" >you leave, but you don't put away the cauldron >a while later, you comeback with some greens, and put it inside >"fetucchiny! call the guards, this man is insane!" >you smile inside >it's lunch time, and the guards will be hungry >after some time, the guards arrive, and the vegetables are ready
>>25328618 >"halt! you are breaking the law!" "how, fine guard, i'm making soup" >"... soup?" "yup, the waitress didn't had rock soup on the menu, so i'm making soup for my family" >"it's illegal" >"why?" >"b-because...." >he is trying to have a reason, but his stomach sounds are obvious "here, have a taste, maybe you can remember with something inside" >"no! you are trying to bribe me!" "don't worry, if it's illegal, then you can take me, but it's a shame this soup go to waste" >".... fine, i'll take a taste" >he takes a spoon, and the taste was average thanks to the vegetables "well, what you think" >"it's... good" "yeah, it would be better with some pasta" >"pasta?" >his stomach sounds again "yes, pasta. you know, things that go with the soup" >"well... no! stop right there criminal scum! you won't make me fail" "it's just soup. i'll tell you, why don't i talk with the chef, so i can put some pasta in here. i won't leave the restaurant" >"...... fine, but celestia help you if you try something funny" "don't worry" >after a small talk, the guard allow you to talk with the chef
>>25328668 >"i don't know why are you doing this sir, but i ask you to stop" "calm down, i was just asking for some pasta, nothing wrong with that" >"it wouldn't if you weren't doing that beverage in the middle of our restaurant!" "okay, i understand that, but if i pay the inconvenience? 'sides, a royal guard is here. i'm going to be in a dungeon soon, so it won't matter" >"..... fine. here's your damn noodles" >he gives you some pasta, and you give him some bits >"about this, what are you making?" "rock soup" >"ROCK SOUP!?" >he almost take the spaghetti back, but you mange to put it in the cauldron >"stop mocking around! you are joking! there's no thing as rock soup" "yes it its. the rock farmers eat it. but there's no much ingredients, so it's a simple hot water with a rock. now, my family can have a real taste about it" >"i don't care what those dirtsuckers eat, this is a joke and a-" >before he could finish, both of you felt an angry stare >the pie family is about to complain "here, keep making the soup. i'll talk with them" >"what? no, i can't-" >you leave him alone, and talk with the pies >after some time, they calmed down, and you come back to the cauldron >the chef started to add spices to the recipe "i though you didn't knew how to make rock soup" >"ehhh... well, i quite notice a lack of flavor, and i'm a chef. my mission is making great and delisious meals" "okay, help me with the soup" --------- >at the end of the day, you manage to make a dish for all your family >the chef love the idea of rock soup, so he included in the menu >the guard let you walk away >it was a good day
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