Porn Time for the Mane-iacs And we're horny to the max So just sit back and relax You'll fap till you collapse Horse Fucking mane-iacs
Come join with the horsefuckers And post all the porn you've got Just for fun we run we call each other faggots quite a lot They ban us from the home board Whenever we get caught But we switch IPs, come back to see cuz god damn we love some plot
We love the Mane-iacs Plot is cute and unf is stacked Whack and jacking off in packs While we empty out our sacks I waifu's the Mane-iacs
PinkyPony is insane and wants to rule the universe Tumblr fags all flock together, 4chan laughs and does their worst Button buttfucks mommy while Rina sings a verse The writers flippes Scrapped the good scripts Someone get this show a hearse
We're Pony-philliacs With Hasbro's NDA contracts We're hopeless to the max There are boners in our Slacks We're pretty awful Totally unlawful Google Blue Waffle
To the theme of Hotel California >On a /b/ thread on 4chan, porn across my screen. >A strong smell of cheetos. Fat popping from my seams. >Up ontop of the website, I saw a small group of text. >I grew bored and my interest was piqued >I had to see what was next. >There I stood in the home page. >Generals filled my screen. >And I was thinking to my self, >"This place isn't as bad as it seems." >So I decided to post there. And I made a new thread. >Words of anons flashed across my screen. >And this is what they said...
>Welcome to the Hub's ride of autism. >Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) >Such a lovely space. >Plenty of room in the Hub's ride of autism. >Any time of year (any time of year) >Drama will be here.
>Pictures of colorful ponies. Filled my screen from end to end. >Got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, I call friends. >How I got into the show now, I've no regrets. >Some watch to remember, Some watch to forget.
>So I spilled my speghetti. >Showed some pony pride. >Anon said, "We haven't had that spirit here since we started the ride." >And now those ponies are calling to me all day. >Wake you up in the middle of the night. >Just to watch it play.
>Welcome to the Hub's ride of autism. >Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) >Such a lovely space. >We're fagging it up in the Hub's ride of autism. >What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) >There went Derpy's eyes.
>Onto the finalle >I am still spoiler free. >Anon said, "We all rustled our jimmies here, here in season three." >At the end of the story. >After Celestia sings. >There standing before me >Is a Twilight with damned wings.
>The next thing I remember, I was >Raging on the board. >I was quitting this fandom >Like I should had long before >"Relax," Said the Anons. >"We are strapped down to our seats." >"Take a break any time you like." >"But you can never leave."
Here, the bass strings kick in and drums take a nice, even beat rhythm,
>Oh hey, sun up and shini-i-n' >That sun's so blindi-i-in' >So close your shades and prove you're not g-a-a-ay! >It's just another da-a-ay
>(Chorus) In the MLP Board, >Filled with faggot horse who-ores >Shitposts on the wall, >And we're all afraid that Anon will call, >Our dear waifu's a sack of shi-i-it "THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE, FAG!"
>How lucky can we be? >There's this computer infront of me, >Shitposting on the wall >Havin more than a kid with a glove and ball >But wait, what are we looking at "MAKE MLP NOT SAFE FOR WORK!" >Ah shit, >More plebians who can't open a tab, >Well ain't this just fucking fab. >Guess what, the mods are up, >And buddy "YOU JUST MCFUCKED UP!"
>Oh dear, another day wasted. "But you kekked, and had some sperm wasted?" >I didn't even get out today, >Now I look fucking gay, "But guess what, buddy?" >Eh? "You are a fag, and you belong to M-L-P!" >Oh yes I do, >I belong to the horsefucker board, >With autists who like horse whores, >Writefags left and write, >And nobody's name is wrong or right. >Anon, come join us, >We'll be talking all day, >You may never get pussay, >But it's the best way,' >To waste your li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife!
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