Found out I might never have skin again. Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply chooses the horrible condition. Only rules are no instant death and she will genuinely love you alone.
she found a way to make hands regrow, therefore she cuts yours off for dinner every night then regenerates them, you feel all the pain you would have felt if it had somehow regrown naturally plus the pain of your hands getting cut off in the first place.
You have to make her magic appear real of she become depressed and if you go a full year without making her look magnificent then she will fall into a deep depression and turn into dust.
what happened to your skin breh
she is deeply insecure about her anus and will constantly seek reassurance about it, requiring you to help with her extensive anal beauty routine and to repeatedly talk her out of unnecessary cosmetic procedures
Come on man. Why would she do that if she loved me?
she has horrible stressful nightmares every night and is inconsolable though she finds some small measure of comfort being able to sleep next to you. however she does kick, scream, and sometimes bite in her sleep
I claim blue horse
Her legs fire off and the only whey to get them back is to get these weird little flowers off the backs of seven leviathans and have her drink them. She'll really want her legs back but it'll be really hard and dangerous to get them.
Are you a skeleton or some shit
She becomes a Lich to work magic harder. She lives but decomposes till she's a nice skeleton forever. You'll eventually join her in bonehood but you'll have to put up with the inbetween parts.
This is a very beautiful pony.
And she's legal now, don't judge.
This is what The Living actually believe.
Turns out her vagina is a portal to another realm were little tiny men are awaiting the return of a mythical leviathan that will feed their people forever. They'll send little barbed hooks and try so very hard to ensnare and eat your entire boner.
She won't be as soft or easy to cuddle as a lich, that's my main concern. Also, no romantic dinners together if her digestive system decays. Hopefully the physical aspects of the condition are reversible.
Claiming the sunniest pone
That's completely fine with me; thanks family member!
She's such a little cutie.
I'm very okay with both of these.
>the mane 6
the unborn foal of Candance and shining armor
She Keks you with a black dude every night
Claiming Femme Mac
she is actually another anon in a suit
claiming pic related
You're an apple now.
WELCOME AND REJOICE, MY NEW SKELETON BRETHREN
Working on that each and every day.
Sweet candy filled ass here I come.
Well, since Twilight is already happily taken by another Anon, I guess I'll just praise it.
Whenever she orgasm, there's a chance that she might loose control of her magic and turn the temperature inside of her vagina into a contained star.
Claiming edgy yet sexy moonhorse.
Joke's on you, I would if I could. Just not the hair on my head, but that's a worthy sacrifice.