Discord turns you into a copy of your Waifu and takes you to Equestria. What do?
Your waifu still exists there, by the way. You're just a copy.
I am now Book Horse 2.0, for instance.
>sell gems for bits
>bits appear to be gold
>get twilight to untransform and send me back, with the gold
all the steps are needed because you cant easily sell raw gemstones anywhere, but for some reason can mail gold to people in exchange for money
Now neither of us will be virgins anymore.