Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
The castle's still a big place to manage, but by keeping it to a small group of rooms that she really uses on a regular basis, Twilight has been adjusting little by little. It's quite useful for gatherings, looks better decorated, and of course has that all important magic map in the throne room, so it's not a total wash or anything. After that Nightmare Night, though, any extra downsides might be somewhat magnified for a bit. For all that crystal, are there strange sounds amplied by the construction? And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there? Maybe it'd be best just to hole up in the library for a spell.
Season 5 episode links
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
if hugging a filly makes her explode I don't even wanna think about what happens to a colt when you hug him
>playing bethesda games
that's what you get
>tfw all of the games you were hyped for this year are already released
they were all pretty good
I know what you were trying to imply.
I'm just not sure why you think mods and addons made by fans (or even DLC for that matter) somehow stops the game's ending/ending scenes(s)/w/e less shitty or terrible.
>tfw you weren't hyped for any games this year
>tfw the only new game you happened to play was pretty great
I don't know if I should be happy or not
I never thought about it that way
I just figured that since it was Dash who was exploding she was okay because she's so strong and trains really often and whatnot
Most fillies and colts aren't as strong as Dash so exploding could be super harmful for them
Maybe he'll get to top a little before Discord picks him up and shows him what an adultl dragon dick looks like.
From being less shitty or terrible*
You were expecting a Fallout game to be good?
After how many of them were shit?
Because this one was totally going to buck the trend!
I bet you would accept the micro transactions to make you build towns faster
I don't understand you Anon. Like at least if the gameplay was unchanged but they made it even more of an FPS and less than an RPG then before.
I hope you have fun with it, but I also hope that Obsidian gets to do another game with this engine and fix the fuck out of it.
>And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there?
An episode where they investigate the castle and check what's actually all in there sounds kinda nice
Then a manticore dick
Then a sea serpent dick
Then a diamond dog dick
Then a griffon dick
Then a minotaur dick
Then a hydra dick
>garbage disposal unit
I don't know which version of robopone you got but mine's got a 1:1 exact replica of a pony's lewd bits
you can even adjust the level of tightness, texture, and rythm
skynet have no control over robopones
Is this supposed to be a horse song?
>he purchased a replica because he couldn't get the real thing
define a horse song
except I did
how could I determine that it was an exact replica of the original if I hadn't gotten the real thing before, anon?
A song related to ponies in more than name
Granted, I shouldn't really talk shit about this, but I think people should at least put something related to the show, no matter how small, into a horse song
Horses sing all the time. I seen it.
>"HOW BOUT YALL SPEAK PROPER GOTDANG ENGRISH OR YALL CAN VAMOOSE BACK TO WHERE YA CAME FROM, HUH?"
>"AH DON'T GIVE A GOOD FLYIN COWPATTY ABOUT YER FANCY REPEATIN DIGITS. YER GONNA GET LEARNED RIGHT QUICK HOW TO SPEAK GOOD N PROPER EQUESTRIAN."
Got a hold on you~
A NEW SENSATION, A NEW SENSATION, RIGHT NOW
>"Thank you for the kind welcome, my little ponies."
Thank god the tags are always the first things to load.
Normally I hate this shit, but the relation to that cum inflation pic makes me like it instead
Why is my dick so easy to trick?
He loves all the princesses.
>"Hehehe, hey Nonny, you got some fries to go wit dat shake dere eh?"
>'Y-you too, Princess'
I'd eat it. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to, but I'm going to.
Should I get him a gift now too? God, that's going to be hard. What do colts even like? Can I just get him a football or something?
She doesn't look anything like the picture on the website. I think I got ripped off.
I mean, you could eat it if you wanted to, but most people drink coffee.
always check underneath the panties too
just in case
I don't think she does
>tfw Celestia will never show up in a maid costume on your doorstep
>telling you that she'll do anything you ask of her
Which would be really fucking cool because its dusty as shit in here and I am too lazy to remove it. I bet for her its just a small spell and everything is clean again.
I'd like to imagine that most of them would be dominant and hard as fuck, like this one.
Which pony likes
>house is filthy
>place an order with pony maid service, get a maid for the day
>she's done in the first five minutes thanks to the power of montages and magic
>you've already paid for 5 hours
Pinkie, followed by either Dash or Twilight/Rarara
they still were in the episode for the most part
really they were just like they seemed in that flashback from season 1, cause they were stern and boring but willing to break routine when Pinkie showed them about parties
She plays a mean game of strip poker
>steal maid ponies panties
>tell her she can have them back if she can find them within 30 minutes
>she turns the entire house upside down trying to locate them
>she never suspected
you would wear them
>now has to clean the mess she made without her panties
>you lounge around while attempting to sneak peeks up her skirt (which isn't too hard, considering she walks on all fours)
Can we talk about cute stallions now?
You can talk about cute stallions whenever you want anon
in fact you should probably talk about them even more than you normally do for awhile as I am going to be gone gone for a few days
someone needs to talk about the adorable stallion horses
It's for protection from sand getting everywhere.
Pork the Ponk
If that was the case it wouldn't just be a few days anon, it would be like, forever! Or at least until I can help invent interdimensional horse internet
I wouldn't mind if they treated pony "nudity" like Charlie Brown's shirt, and have them always wear swimsuits and sleepwear at any given time. It would be silly, but at least it would be consistent.
Pony is already very consistent
pony consistently wears nothing
I think that it's from the Big Mac micro or something
where he participates in a bunch of fair stuff while trying to find some nails to repair his shed with
and he just is, man
>he passed up on the chance to hang out with Luna
I know right
who in their right mind wouldn't want to hang out with Luna?
Why settle for a Princess when you can hang out with another stallion, no homo
>shaming luna for her tallness and her way of speaking
hasn't she gone through enough already
those are some cute guyhorses right there
>they synchronize their heats
I'm sure she sometimes let her old royal Canterlot voice/vocabulary slip during casual conversations
Hey, I'd be willing to accept her and Celestia being horses rather than actual ponies. The idea of them being declared "honorary ponies" is so adorable.
>yes I know Twilight and Cadance kind of muddled that idea, shut up
Ever since you died, pony has been wearing your hoodie as a momento. She's taken your death very hard, especially since she never got to really spill out her feelings toward you.
Pony is now determined more than ever to finish what you started, even if it kills her.
Pony I am alive and I don't even own a hoodie
>I don't have any pictures of strong filly
or at least they aren't tagged properly
Have a Stronglestia then
I am extremely angered at this episode
Halloween episode, yet no Luna
I already said that it didn't start moving for me for some reason, stop bullying me
>"Oh isn't he just a darling?~"
>"Anonymous, very carefully now, I want you to catch this little shit, put it in a jar, shake that jar up, and let it go in Twilight's castle."
What was she buying?
she really is
I loved her voice too
I would have so much fun pulling shit on nobles and ponies with Celestia.
I bet that ponies scrunch up a lot when they taste something sour
imagine how hard they'd be scrunching if they ate Panka's super sour candy
that's a cute filly twily
They really need to hire less newfags to be janitors.
What rule do you mistakenly think I'm breaking?
>tfw a person constantly spams/shitpost using your fetish
>tfw even if they were interested in talking about your fetish (and not just shitposting) they are such a shitty person and you want nothing to do with them
>tfw this wouldn't even be such a problem if they didn't post the same pictures every time
It's not just fat stuff either.
Other things she's done this season don't immediately come to mind.
just an every day average mare
"I ain't no sand nigger sleeper agent!"
>tfw I actually like TF stuff but the shitposter has pretty much ruined it for me
>talking about your fetish
>yeah man that daiper is DANK haha am i right
>yeah dude I have a stiff one right now
>hahahaha yeah I feel that
>HEEEEY guys did someone mention a stiff boner haha im all about that haha
>no waaaay haha how stiff boners ON boners hahaha
How do you talk about a fetish? You get off and that's it. Anything else is cybering.
>no waaaay haha how stiff boners ON boners hahaha
>"..'His talented, dexterous fingers began working her wing-'.."
>"*sigh*..Can I help you with something, Twilight."
Used to be you could write down the reason you're reporting but it's literally all left up to the janitors and mod discretion now, which basically lets them decide the rules. 4chan's become a despotism.
Still not sure why they removed it. Its just extra work for them since they have to figure out what the report was about unless its something super obvious
they could have ignored all reports with an essay in them anyway
>"Discord. Hav-, have you SEEN this thing? Is he a cord? Does he Dis?"
>Twilight actually loses her Princess status in the final
>but its not her wings which get taken away but her magic
>cannot even use her special talent anymore