>"It sucks that your human girl friend left you Anon! But I promise that I saw deep inside that bitch and there was nothing good at all"
>tfw you will never have a happy tampone to cheer you up when you're feeling miserable due to PMT
>tfw you will never experience relief and comfort as a fresh tampone wiggles around inside your vaginal cavity
>tfw you will never know it's time to change your tampone when the previous one drowns and stops moving inside you
>tfw you will never get toxic shock from having sex and forgetting that tampone was still inside your vagina and thus her getting squished into the back of your vagina
>tfw you will never retch as you get a whiff of your puffy vulva due to the now fermenting dead tampone that smells like fishy feces after 3 days
>tfw you will never take a hearty sniff off your used tampone's corpse before discarding her in a bin