>"Anon! We left for 5 minutes! Why is Ponyville on fire!"
>"What have you done? What have you done!"
Look, Sweetie Belle said "Let's make cookies!" and I was like "Yeah, okay, let's make cookies" because one, you can't say no to that face and two, cookies.
Where it went from there I couldn't tell ya.
Sorry Familia, was my mixtape too fire?
"Look just because the cmc wanted to try fire eating for their friend does not make this my fault!"
>"YES IT IS!"
"Man you are such a buzz kill sparkle, can't you just enjoy the scene?"
>"Derpy's house is on fire!!"
"So that's why the place smells like muffins suddenly..."
"Jesus fine, spoilsport..."
>Walking over to the burning house you grab a handful of flames and lob them into your gob chewing nosily.
>"You can eat fire?!"
"Why do phou think I eat fire phor a 'iving?"
>"Fine whatever, girls come on we have to put them out!"
>Swallowing the muffin flavored flames you burp before waving at the others.
"Hey don't do that! This is a literal feast when else am I going to get to sample so many tasty treats?!"
>"Their ponies homes you jerk!"
The fifth of November
Gunpower treason and plot.
For I do not know why the gunpower treason should ever be forgot.
Well there was a mare who stole my sandwich and now her whole village is on fire.