Where do you horsefuckers hail from?
atleast we have a real nigger on /mlp/
I'd drive to you, if I could finally get my driving license. Through I still doubt if I'd manage to drive 500 km without a crash with my skills.
Does this mean I'm closest to OP?
Since when the fuck did reddit move from stealing content from this site to directly trying to get our locations?
>Me and 2 others live in Dallas area
GIT READY TO GET RAPED DALLASFAGS
Downtown Hongcouver? Let's see, that's about 12km away from Burnaby, multiply by worst traffic infrastructure in North America... that should only take me about 2 or 3 hours if I drive, 4 if by transit as long as the Skytrain only breaks down a little bit.
>Another horsefucker in Austin
You guys have any flooding the other week? I'm up on top of a fucking hill over here.
Any of you Dallasfags go to Nightmare Nights? I35 was a nightmare, 3-4 hour drive ended up taking nearly 7.
>Tfw closest horsefuckers are in Chihuahua or Texas
At least you nigs ain't that far
best border reporting in
Canuck reporting in.
Weed eh? Lmao.
I know none of you are going to believe this, but I don't get an opportunity to tell it very often. This is all 100% true
>once upon a time I was a D1 football prospect
>(shit never really worked out, and I'm just at a uni trying to get my degree)
>Go to Junior Day at Bama
>Always fucking hated them, but who turns that down?
>We take a tour, meet some assistant coaches no one has ever heard of, like Coach Cockran (dude is awesome)
>Finally the "big" guy shows up
>Now, I've always thought he looked like a manlet on TV because he only stands next to giants
>He's actually fucking tiny
>I meet him and go to shake his hand
>I thought this man would give me the firmest handshake I have ever recieved
>I try to reciprocate it
>Instead, he gave me the limpest handshake I ever received, and I crushed his hand
>It was like a toddler's hand
>I immediately eased up, but had a look of disgust on my face
>My dad, who was with me, was next, and he had a near identical situation
>We finish the visit without much else happening
>We make fun of his ass the entire trip home
NICK SABEN IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND A JOKE OF A MAN
I HOPE BAMA DOESN'T WIN A GAME NEXT YEAR
Mexico, you're fired
>that one person in Alaska
>all they say is "THE ROADS ARE SHIT"
Only one in NB, Canada because everyone's too poor to afford anything nice.
Speaking of that, I thought everyone who came here were Amerifats
>tfw you are the only quebecfag that is horsefucker
Closest one to me is IceMan. Huh.
>tfw from Memphis
>4 guys up in/near Nashville
I just can't catch a break, can I?
we going to set up meet ups this thread?
Its no use anon. There is no one else in Kansas but me.
Forget the memes, guys, my childhood hero is one of us!
Dear God. Disconnect the jpeg machine right now.
But I thought you guys were sheep shaggers, not horse fuckers :^)
no horsefuckers near me
no forsefuckers to get into whacky shenanigans with
no horsefuckers to tag team all the horses at the local farm
>Only 3 of us around Austin
Fukken commiefornians displacing us, I tell you hwat
An older map from I think 2013 if anyone is curious how a more filled out one looks.
Think this one's dead since the guy that maintains it is likely not around to add new people anymore.
I'm curious how many people around me on that one are going to show up again years later in this one.
>16 hour old thread with only 93 unique IPs
Took a few days and threads for that old map to fill out. There's an episode coming up tomorrow too so that will help people come in for this one. I wouldn't worry just yet.
>Wake up and check map again.
>three new markers in colorado
>two in oklahoma
>no new markers in kansas.
>I'm still alone.
I'm not alone? Praise be to sunbutt.
Why the fuck is GA so empty?
>All in KC except the poor ass faggot in Wichita.
Anyone else in Michigan?
Finally there are others in Colorado
But none in Pueblo
>mfw within walking distance to another horsefucker and didn't even know it.
HUH, ANON IN EDMONTON, WE MUST MEET UP AND GO FOR FOOD!!!
Sorry but no. Im to much a lazy fag. But it wuld be perfect If you live in Orbanistan just like me. Here's some virtual wine for you for the cold winter days.
Thank you, Magyarfag - Have a good Austrian Beer! Are you the one who posted that he
wants to come in pastel blue pony?
>mfw when I realize we are fucking everywhere
>we are fucking
WE ARE NOT FUCKING
FUCK YOU NORMIE
>tfw no horses nearby me in the city to fug.
Who knows, fellow horsefucker? I'm at SCS quite often, you know.
True that, I also use Amazon. But me and my GF often drive by and visit the IKEA there. While she lives in my flat in Vienna with me, we also visit her parents in lower Austria often.
That IKEA is where most most of my interieur comes from, I'm a cheap asshole like that.
Probably some bifge jealous of our mutual bond formed through horsefuckery.
Well then, I'll grab something to eat now. Should we meet up? I'm not really the type who meets up with other people met on 4chan, especially not /mlp/ since most in here are stupid, fat neckbeards.
Milan (italy) here
>only other one on the map appears to be in a Notre Dame dorm room
I'm not against the idea, but it would probably be the most awkward meet up of all time. Just imagine having a conversation about MLP or /mlp/ in real life, and in German no less, I can almost feel the cringe already.
I'm up for a meetup, even if I have to drive an hour or three to catch you Nashville guys. I hear it's nice there.
I really dont have the ability to leave the maryville/knoxville area
its only a 20 minute drive away, senpai ;_;
I went to NMND. Had a blast. I had a buddy drive up here all the way from Austin though, he spent his entire Friday stuck in the Temple-Waco traffic apocalypse.
Also to that one Round Rock horsefucker, I miss BFF too ;_;7
>There's another horsefucker in Tallahassee besides me
Where you at бpaтaн?
How about we simply meet and try not to act like autistic fucktards? I'm not sure if this is possible, but there is something about being nice to each other. On the other hand, it's hard for me to accept cringeworthy behavior. Decisions, Decisions...
here, I'm back and have no idea who is who anymore. Anyway other Austranon, you said you visit lower Austria often? What general area are you visiting? If it's close to me I may be willing to risk a quick meetup. Maybe, possibly.
Every one of these threads is a reminder that
I am the rare Spaniard horsefucker, unique in my species
Mainly the area surrounding Wr. Neustadt and the valley that ends at Gutenstein.
I'll tell you what, just write at Viennanon@mailinator.com. I don't know if I'm going to regret it, though.
Holy shit, I actually live "im Graben" as people like to call it here, I don't want to say where exactly but pretty much every town from Gutenstein to Neustadt is just a small train ride away. This is getting weird and I'm not sure if I like it.
Sorry to hear, anon. I would offer to help since I'm a gullible and over trusting type but
>accepting rides from strangers
Plus the distance is very impractical for back and forth. Sorry bro
Alrighty cool. Memphisfag is down for a road trip. Should we wait for the other Nashville anons to confirm?
>there's another Memphis anon.
>I've crossed right by that locations many times
Dude, wanna hop in on a group meetup or a one-on-one?
I wouldn't be opposed at all to you coming here if you'd like. I know a place or two I can try to think of for us. But the other Memphisfag, the lunafag, hasn't responded yet.
Sorry anon, I must have said that wrong. I'm from Memphis. I'm even further from you than the Nashville anons. If we were to settle on Nashville you may need to find a bus or train route.
we were playing at a party, it was pretty casual and chill. it's nice to have friends. you should try it sometime.
>only one other fag in utah
not sure if disappointed or relieved.
anyone in Texas near the southern portions/towns in Austin?
Huh, was expecting more to be in SoCal
>actually people in SC
Didn't see that one coming.
Shit, we may want to plan out meet ups a bit, then.
I have no idea what to do, t b h.
>mfw that one Nunavut North Pole anon's description
I meant this guy but I wouldn't mind a thingpone either
I honestly don't know how this one ended up being so awful. I went to a horsefucker meetup at a recent con and had an absolute blast.
I'm the North Pole fag. I actually live here, I'm a marine biologist studying current patterns here on the Alert station.
It fucking sucks though, the constant nighttime is fucking killing me.
>pic related it's already pitch black outside
And I'm the one near Milan, we are 3 for now
She gonna get ya
My girlfriend doesn't answer the phone anymore.
Thanks guys, I really do appreciate it. You're all alright. Thankfully my stay ends near Christmas so I can go back home then.
cool research you're doing there, though I can imagine it must be hard to endure working in a place like that... at least you have ponies to keep you up.
I'm sorry to hear about your gf but yeah, long distance relationships can be difficult.
actually I think there are quite a few italian fans of the show, I know some five or six myself. Don't know about italian nor/mlp/eople though, I guess in the old threads they (never bothered to partecipate) were no more than 10-15.
I don't know about a meetup, but maybe it could be fun getting in touch with the other anons
Tempting, but I have a feeling i know exactly how it would go:
> Lol RU frum 4chan?
> who's your fave poni?
> Blah bla blah!
> Thats cool, mine''s blah blah blah!
> U 2.
I anticipate it would be about 3 minutes of actual conversation, followed by about 10 minutes of awkward silence before we get up and go back to our lives, wondering what the point of those 15 minutes were.
that being said, if I can find a way to cram it into my tight schedule of failing all my classes, I'd be happy to grab a coffee or something.
oh shit, I t-tought I was all alone
Coffee would be great, sure.
Shoot me an email with a throwaway or something and we can work out the specifics later.
I put my email in the marker on the map, it should have a blushing rose luck pic when you click on it.
>within driving distance of another Floridafag
>tfw closest person is relatively close.
>tfw have no method of transportation for this distance
>tfw all amerifats and canadia people meeting up
>nobody else here
>the only fellow korean is a commie
at least he's pretty close by, distance-wise
reminds me also of the /int/ brit meetup
Well, there's one more guy from Moscow, and I thought 4chan was blocked in this shithole
>mfw pic related lives in Georgia
I wonder if I'll get the chance to meet him
Hey "Graben"fag - Maybe you want to meet up? Again, I've set up an anonymous E-Mail Adress: email@example.com. If you want, you can reach me. Your turn.
>tfw no other horsefuckers in central california to chainsmoke and hate things with
How is Milan? I've got a job opportunity there and it seems nice, lots of history and culture
Legitimately curious, Spain has that massive unemployment deficit, do you have a job, how is your economic standing? I wanna know how my fellow horsefuckers are doing
No, French is the opposite of german.
Normal German: "He might be angry".
Normal French: "He might be gay"
Angry German: "Run for your lives!"
Angry French: "Man, he IS gay..."
German-speaking woman: "She sounds tough"
French-speaking woman: "She sounds cute as fuck"
Well, economy's overall going better now. Suicidal policies are making economic differences between classes increase. More jobs, but much worse social services.
My family can afford to pay my university studies, but just a few years in the future and that wont be a possibility for as many people. This place is ruining itself, as soon as I get my degree I'll look for a job in any other country
How's life in, wherever you are?