>you will never feel those silky human fingers on your plot
>you will never feel the shape of real human dick deep inside you
>he will never make love to you in many different positions only a human could do
>you will never have sex for longer than 30 seconds
Why bother living, /mlh/?
I came out to my dad today about being a bro-man... it was over a Skype call. I ended up telling him about the porn and that I fap. I mean, every human does it, right?! Why did he get so mad?
Guys I just started watching my little human. You know how it works, Oh I'm just gonna watch one episode and the next thing you know you want hot human dick. Is it too late to back out now? And
why is jones best human[/spoiler ]
guize what if
hear me out
what if /mlh/ was a mix of grimderp wh40k, with the political clusterfuck of game of thrones, and with a smidgen of real life and not characters like Lenin and Van Helsing set in a steampunk fantasy
FF getting superpowers was one of the best things to happen in the show, M.A Stables was the best writer, I bet you're one of those morons who think that everything sucked except episode 1.
I'm free tomorrow night, if you want to experiment
Crystal Empire? Oh, that sucks, filly, I'm sorry
I live in a small town called Ponyville, near Canterlot, in a cottage right at the edge o the everfree forest, you can't miss it.
Dude if that's who she claims to be she's the friend of Discord, Rarity and Princess Twilight.
Best watch your mouth, I heard she does chiropractic medicine on bears.
Oh and where do you come from, oh mighty Princess, because I don't think your princess bucking Celestia
Where did you hear this, zigga?
Luna pls. It's Nighmare Moon +1000 years. COME ON! Get with the times.
What the buck are you on about, zigger? You small-brained mule. I'm just supposed to take some anon on the ponynet for her word when she says she is an element? Well fine, if you're an element then I AM a princess! The Princess of Ponyfeathers! Once the princess of friendship issues a decree that it's actually you I believe it. Until then, go buck yourself. Silly sub-pony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWIPE YOU PROBABLY SPEND ALL DAY LICKING SHINING ARMOURS BALLS IN THE SHOWERS YOU CUNTS KNOW THAT BITCH FLUTTERSHY WOULD NEVER COME ON HERE SO YEAH WELL DONE YOU FIGURED IT OUT WANT A GOLD STAR YOU ZEBRICAN EARTH PONY FILTH
In other other news I made a thread on /qa/ and mods fucking lost it:
"I'm a dragon, we're so great, we could kill you all in an instant!"
Ponies and dragons have coexisted for litteraly millenia. Last time a dragon caused trouble all a pony had to do was give him a stern talking to. Face it, you couldn't hurt us if every single one of you got together with the changelings. But keep deluding yourself.
>roommates find my /mlh/ plushies and pic related under my bed
I want to die.
>Earthen Male's has more thread than MLH
>Celestian Sammy Sherman shitposters at it again
Girls, when did the board become so shit?