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2015-11-06 13:33:25 Post No. 25349712
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>"So I found a way you as a human can stay eternally young and beautiful."
"Oh finally, what is it? Do I have to slay a dragon or some shit?"
>"No, no don't be ridiculous, it's very simple actually."
"Good, what is it?"
>"All you have to do is drink an Alicorns Milk."
"I beg your pardon?"
>"Yes, Alicorn milk has magical nutrients which can sustain any lifeform giving them essentially eternal life."
"Cool, I guess I'll go ask Celestia or Luna or Cadance."
>"W-what? What about me?"
"What about you?"
>"Don't you want MY milk?"
"Nah, I'll just get it from someone else."
>"Wow, you're a total jerk Anon, I was going to supply you with my very own milk on a daily basis as your girlfriend, but if you're going to be a complete jerkface like this then we're through!"