>>25354870 >Sun horse wishes you happy birfday >Great big cake, no lie! >She boops you on nose. >Misjudges her own strength. >CRUNCH! >You writhe in pain. >Blood pouring down your face. >"Oh gosh, Anon, I'm so sorry!" >Celestia isn't so good with blood. >Takes a good look at you. >All joints lock up. >Eyes go funny. >Sun horse topples in a faint. >SPLOOSH! >Right into the cake! >Royal Guard freaking out. >Before you know what's happening, three ponies have you pinned to the ground. >"Stop right there, criminal scum!" >They haul you off to the dungeon. >The iron door of your cell clangs shut. >You sit on a thin straw mattress, damp stone walls all around, and delicately hold your broken nose. >Best birthday ever?
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