It's been a while, but you haven't forgotten about me right?
That is sad here, I'll post a bunch even if ya can't save em
I want to fuck a drunk Rarity. I want her to wake up the next morning and see her face turn a million shades of regret as she realizes she ended up in my bed.
Give her some credit darling, she'd only fuck you if she wanted to drunk or not
>Teen Spike gets Rarity drunk and finally fucks her
>She admits its something she always wanted
>Spike seems disappointed.
>In fact, Spike spends most of the morning yes-ing her to death and trying to extract himself from her home.
>Rarity finally notices and asks why
Would this make for good green?
English is not your first language huh, don't worry I'mfluent in drunk, so I get what your going for there
I bet Berry Punch would taste good.
My kindred spirit in horse form.
Its been too long
I think I prefer her sister. Berry would be a nice backup plan on a bad night but Cheerilee has a 30+ year old vagina that is dripping for a good dicking.
I couldn't be with her anyway.
She's too similar to me, and
I can't love me
That's awful. You shouldn't take advantage of anypony while they're inebriated, let alone teeter on whether your actions were considered rape or not.
Luckily ponies are not as promiscuous as humans and it is very unlikely you'd be able to convince any mare, who is not already your special somepony, to have sex with you, even while they're drunk.
This fanon is new to me but I like it.
Its not even 0100.
You're despicable. Don't toy with a lonely mare's heart.
>implying you'd be able to fug either of them >implying Cheerilee wouldn't recognize you using her sister's moves because wincest >implying she wouldn't then toss you out of her bed/house
>not letting him fuck Berry
>not watching Berry and this jerk of an Anon fall for each other despite both insisting they're only in it for sex
>not letting him strike out with Cheerilee and piss Berry off for trying
>not letting him drink himself stupid and stumble to Berry's house and yell in the middle of the night because ponies don't have cell phones to drunk text
>not watching Berry come downstairs, look him over once, and choose not to be alone and let him in
>not letting the two alcoholics reconcile and be together
It's like its your first day or something.
Typically not. Berry is special though.
plus that ass, my god what I wouldn't do...
>sharing in self destruction
Oh what a world.
As long as you don't fag it up with homosexual /soc/ shit like drunk threads of old.
Don't grow up to be me, or her.
Moneywise no, I make a good living. I do my job and do it well, and I don't drink at work, but it takes a lot to keep the shakes down and act normal during the day. As soon as I get home its a chance to get sweet fucking relief when I get my hand on the bottle.
Its an ugly fucking life. Addiction is a bitch. That's why I say you don't want to be me.
Database administrator, Oracle specifically.
Its the difference between having your shit under control and well, not.
I'm just saying there's a difference between having a beer at lunch and having a water bottle full of vodka on your desk. One is harmless and the other isn't.
If I drank at work, even a little bit, you can bet my ass would be fired and probably get some jailtime afterward.
Pic related is what I do when I'm not shitposting here.
>tfw i can never touch a drop of alchohol
>not because i dont want to
>but because im restraining myself
>my parents never locked the liquor up
>my mom offered me wine a couple times
>never touched a drop
>my antidepressants combined with them could be nasty
>but even then
>i know that if i got drunk, no matter how much i hated booze
>already can tell ill be an alchoholic even though ive never been drunk
I can't touch the stuff Anons. It'll be the death of me. All my life I've wanted an experience of sorts, and if i get drunk I'll become addicted easily. Enjoy your drinks Anons, you deserve them. Down one for me, will you?
I love that shit.
I have a friend a lot like you, dude refuses to drink. Only he says he doesn't like it anyway. Whatever. But hey, more power to you. I'm 21 and I get drunk daily. On cup weekends like this one, I can go through like a fifth a day. It's shit booze too, terrible. I'm gonna have to take on a crappy job here in a bit too, so it's only gonna get worse I'm sure. It's awful, I worry about my future a bit. But I don't know what I'd do without it, just sit around and be bored I guess. Go back to smoking or something. And I figure I'm young enough to get another few years out of it before it really starts to kill me.
I feel like I'd have a lot more fun with it if I had a pone to share it with though. I probably wouldn't even worry about it at that point. Guess it's a good thing I don't have one...
Anyway, if you're lucky you'll be one of those guys that gets scared off by the bad experiences before you get real into it. I know a couple of those.
You've got a lot more than a few years left. I'm almost twice your age and still at it. Cheers.
>I feel like I'd have a lot more fun with it if I had a pone to share it with though
Make a drunkard pony tulpa. Also, if you actually had a pone from Equestria, they'd surely worry about your health and try to convince you that you can have a good time without booze. That's not to say you should never drink, just keep it in moderation.
Nothing on my computer right now unfortunately, so you get shit straight off of DB.
Ha, made you look.
Just read the tag description at the top of the page below the search bar. Does anybody else remember that OPPP shit? That's going back man, fucking weird that I've spent so much time on this shit. Should probably concern me more than the drinking.
I'll drink to that. Cheers.
Right? Drunk horse just letting herself go gets me all hot and bothered. I guess I should be happy that I can find joy in such simple things.
Artist have come a long way since the early days, but I still wish they would draw better pony teats.
Yep, I remember. Moderately disgraceful that.
I was gonna find a picture involving crap on derpy, but then I realized I wasn't willing to actually look through all of that. So I'll just have to say this the old fashioned way I guess:
Your opinion a shit. Anthro a shit.
Check this thing out. Shit's crazy. All I can say is wow.
I like these horses. I've got something they can lodge in their vaginal cavity.
Sexy, no. Appealing, sure. I wouldn't kick her outta bed, that's for sure.
Don't get me wrong, hooves > all
Just saying don't hate a nigga for saving an anthro pic.
3/4ths of a half gallon of vodka. So like a liter and change.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I drank about half a 1.75 of La Cadena. I've degraded myself and disgraced the name of alcohol by drinking complete and utter shit.
We good senpai, I ain't fina hate on a nigga.
but anthro a shit
Now this is what I'm talking about. Check it sempais:
I wanna get fucked up with celestia. She'll get wasted then tell me some really messed up shit about being immortal or something
God damn you guys go hard.
Don't worry. I've been drinking Wakefield Bros and Coke all night. Shit's not bad when mixed, but for the love of God don't drink it straight..
Divegrass season. I'm drunk all weekend.
Tolerance is a bitch.
Though it makes company outings fun. Coworkers getting fucking stumbly drunk off of a couple of jack and cokes, meanwhile I'm spiking my shit on the sly and just gettin right.
I like you.
Bitch be cray. https://derpibooru.org/926790
I should watch more pony, these things are fucking cute.
"Keyed that faggot's car for firing me, put a cinder block through his windshield, never got caught. So wha' 'bout you, Sunny? You done any crazy shit?"
>"*hic* Oh, nothing quite sho outrageoush. Well, there wash this one time I bled an entire Diamond Dog colony for threatening my rule."
>she chuckles good naturedly
>meanwhile you've suddenly sobered by about six drinks
>so you order another round of shots to wash it away
Should be obvious by now, but all these links are explicit. So guard your jobs while your at home drinking in the middle of the night.
>anything on 4chin
It's a meme, you dip. But yea, rule is fucking stupid.
I should get a Berry plush.
I don't know what's up with the tampon of why a pony is menstruating, but Berry does have a bottle up her ass.
These DB people are so cynical and perverse. Jesus.
Alright, I'm done. I'm gonna go out and sit in my spa in the middle of the night, drunk off my ass, and smoke cigarettes. What could possibly go wrong?
I gotta slow down. There's two more days of memeball and I'm gonna run out of booze. You niggers need to be more dedicated to the drunken horse.
I don't even like Budweiser...
I'll excuse the bad anatomy cause it looks like it was a real party. Still don't think I'd marry it though....
vodka mixed with whatever.
Gin man myself I always get weird looks for it.
I don't think it counts as neat if you put ice in it. I've only ever been to one bar though, and even those bastards couldn't get that right, so whatever. What are you drinking anyway? A good whiskey is best served room temperature.