>"Anon, I have a task for you. I have accidentally swallowed Luna's ejaculate and now doctors have confirmed that tiny Velociraptors are slowly eating me alive from the inside. I need you to shrink down to the size of a pinhead, get into a tiny acid-proof suit and kill the tiny dinosaurs before they kill me."
>"You can choose which way you want to enter my body, mouth or anus."
>"Tiny velociraptors are slowly eating me alive, it's worse than having the trots, Anon!"
I have several questions...
>"No time for those! You must do this or I'll die!"
What if I refu-
>Before you can finish your statement you feel a tingling all around your body, and begin to notice Celestia get larger and larger.
>Her body soon becoming the size building, then a large estate, then finally to a mountain, as you become Pinhead Anon.
Oh god! Sunbutt turn me back!
>Celestia uses her magic to levitate you up to her mouth and whispers as quietly as she can
>"PINHEAD ANON, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU IN THROUGH MY-
>You are near deafend by her greatly booming voice
>You cover your ears and scream
>"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'LL JUST ASSUME THAT WAS AGREEMENT!"
>As you shriek in unheard pain Celestia puts an acid proof suit on you and throws you down her throat
Ahhhhhhh! It's like a dark water slide that smells like mare juice!
>You then get a boner at this realization
>You land in her stomach and make a splash and begin swimming upwards
>You breach the surface of the stomach acid, and grab hold of her stomach lining
When I get out of her I'm going to make Sunbutt pay!
...Look, I know ruling the kingdom can be quite stressful, but seriously, you need to lay off the drugs. Honestly, I'm surprised you can speak semi-comprehensively at all, considering all the drugs you took!
"You must act quickly Anonymous! If I die, the sun dies with me! The land will be cast into eternal darkness!"
>Anonymous blinks, setting his apple bong aside.
>"Look, I don't know--velociraptors? In Luna's vagina?"
>You look solemnly at the human sitting on your throne.
"It is more likely than you might think, my little human. We've dallied enough, put this acid-proof suit on."
>One of your guards hands Anonymous a black and pink vinyl corset and garter set, and he looks at it in bewilderment.
>"It may look strange, Anonymous, but these clothes--no, you can't wear them over your clothes--these clothes have been enchanted--if you don't like those striped ones, we have a thong you can wear instead--with a powerful anti-acid barrier."
"Now, go to the laboratory in downtown canterlot and tell them you'd like be teeny-tiny."
>You roughly shove anon through the front doors of the palace, and he begins to stagger towards the city.
"...Smoke weed on my throne again, Anonymous. I dare you."
This shouldn't be making me laugh as hard as it is.
>>"Look, I don't know--velociraptors? In Luna's vagina?"
>>You look solemnly at the human sitting on your throne.
>"It is more likely than you might think, my little human
Ok. that made me kek pretty hard