>"Honestly Anon, you don't need to always be dressed up." Celestia huffs at you.
"It's modesty." You protest
>"From what?" She raises an eyebrow. "I may be a princess, but that doesn't mean you always have to be so formal around me."
"It's jeans and a sweatshirt." You argue. "It's as casual as you can get."
>"I insist you remove them. It's been a long and stressful day at my court, and it just pains my eyes to see anypony dressed up.
>Her horn lights up.
>"Now are you going to do it, or do I have do it for you, and punish you for disobeying my order?"
Your highness, really! Stop! If you want, I'll just get in my pajamas or something.
On it, boss.
>muh emasculate poni
Dude. They fuck. They have kids. They have dicks and vaginas. They stick their pony dicks into pony vaginas to make pony babies.
BY THIS COMPACT I SUMMON THEE, WRITEFAGS!
>She strips Anon down.
>Sees that Anon is in socks.
>Ponys know socks are for sexual.
>She looks up, finds that Anon's dick isn't sheathed like a stallions.
>She thinks Anon wants sex.
>Hilarity or sexy happens.
Anon's on this board dread to imagine their waifu would consider their dicks even a little bit smaller than average, and the idea that pones wouldn't immediately want to do them on sight triggers them hard.
It's a bit funny seeing a thread start with a "pone doesn't like you prompt" and having a shitton of beta's rushing in and attempt to change it into "nah, just kidding, you're super hot"
>8 foot candy canes chart
All the size charts we have suck. Is it talking about the total length of it before being bent 8 feet, is the part covered by snow included in the 8 feet, are they counting it being crooked and 8 feet or is it taller when standing straight. Until we get some sort of actual measurement we can never know, fuck the candy cane chart.
Why so salt, dog? Babydick kek fantasies get blown out or something?
But everyone will see my fat body and dicklet.
>yeah check your pone priviledge shitlord
>continues to furiously helicopter
>possible writefag inbound?
Give me a little time to make some tea and fine tune a green
>anon is overly liberal with taking off his clothes, often at poor times
>some pones prefer him to stay clothed while others encourage his 'freedom'
>book pone semi-reluctant to have him undressed, mostly because she's too shy to ask if she can study him/his anatomy and his tattoo
"b-but celly it's not modest!"
>"i dont care anon, take them off now"
"Um yeah, lemme go to my room ok?"
>"anon, when i say now i mean NOW"
>you back away
>"anon, dont make me!"
>you turn away and try to run
>your feet dont move and you trip
>"i told you anon" she pulls at your jeans
"Please princess its not modest!" You squeal
>she pulls your jeans off
>she sees your mlp undies
>she turns red
>"guard, please come here"
>guard comes over, she takes his sword
>"sorry anon, this just isnt right"
You are scared, she is going to kill you
>"this is something i cant unsee"
>she slits her throat
>her eyes roll into the back of her head
>her corpse falls on you
>you take your undies off, penis standing erect
>start fucking her