You finally made it. You arrived to Equestria, your waifu loves you and all the ponies are your friends.
Crashing Equestria, with no survivors.
Have children, if possible. Otherwise, just live out my life in bliss. Perhaps we could go traveling or something, but I'm fine with whatever she would want to do.
Jump off into the dark abyss of the ocean and disappear without a trace. I'll engrain the fear of death into those spineless hippies.
I'll try to live one of two of my lifelong dreams
>be a hero/knight
>travel the world meeting every pony
If I can't accomplish either then just settle down into ponyville and open up a little shop or become an author. I dunno.
I read all there is to read in Equestrian history and science.
Then I schedule an appointment with Celestia to ask wether there's any chance to make me able to manipulate magic.
Without looking fucking ridiculous
Then I'd ask Luna to help me lucid dream.
I'd travel to the lands outside of Equestria.
Read their history.
And all along the trips I'd chat to my waifu and make songs for her.
Oh yes, I almost forgot. I'm learning to play a portable intrument like the armonica or a banjo.
Something that isn't as encumbering as a guitar or as fragile as a violin.
After reading a lot, I'll write filling the gaps and issues ponies didn't dig in.
Introduce/spread human culture, ideology, and religion.
Inspire an enlightenment and an industrial/scientific revolution.
At bare minimum, leave a permanent mark on Equestrian history.
Ideally, I'd take power and live forever.
Maybe even open a portal and allow humans of my choice entry.
Finally learn the manly art of blacksmithing. Make tools, armor, maybe even weapons if they ask me to. Might branch out into jewelry crafting and gem cutting if I desire. My main goal in life has always been to work with metal in a medieval style, but I've never had the money or the skills to make it happen. So if I'm going to live in Equestria I'm gonna live my dreams.
If you're a white, christian, but open-minded conservative with a love for small pastel horses and someone who's willing to fight, then yes.
I like you
I don’t know. As long as my homeworld's safety is guaranteed, I don’t know that it matters.
Finally, no more memes, no more 4chan, no more pointless jobs and grinding stress. Just live, sleep and love until death. Where do I sign up
Nobody is saying life needs no challenge or even tragedy. It just not need our humanity and all the fucking nuclear pile of shit that goes with living our contemporary life.
Death will still be there, working too and even duty. It just can't be worse than what we have here. I hate my life and I live in a rich country and have a nice family. Can you even imagine living in some fucking 3 world favela without cash, safety and a family history stuck in drug dealing and death? These people exist and outnumber us comfortable fucks... I wish it for them as much than for me.
>he isn't immaculate and the pure essence of being
I disagree with you whole approach to the issue. A life of simpleness and bliss will lead you to find challenge and goals. In our current life, the challenges and the goals are inflicted upon us, never truly letting us better ourselves in ways that complete who we are and what we desire. In a world where goals and desires are fabricated to sell ignorance and facility, I want no part of my existence.
Meh, close enough.
Embrace the Holy Church and you will have whichever waifu you so please.
>not converting infidels
what, are you some kinda heretic or something?
Did I win their confidence?
If yes, then
FUCK IT GENOCIDE RUN!
Not praising whos raising the sun for you every morning. Get a load of this faggot.
But what if my waifu is Sunset Shimmer?
Templars had a lot of non-Christians.
GET OUT OF MY CHRISTENDOM
Go through the portal and bring her back to where she belongs, in equestria at your side, forever.
God has no need of a priest with a sword, indeed, a man of chivalry who does his deed with good intent is inherently the favorable
The eternal fires of hell will burn with a magnitude to bring the sun to its knees
Hostpitaller are objectively better
Flute or recorder are good, traditional of a troubadour
>believers not allowed
sounds like Equestria is in desperate need of a crusade
>do piss poor in the crusades
>murder other christians
>can't even beat the memegols
White-ish and Catholic by blood?
Adventure across the realm of course!
Will I still somehow get to watch video streams of strangers playing videogames?
You gotta keep up with all them sinigng ponies.
You won't be left out and will even play a role with your instrument.
Besides it's a fucking easy intrument to play, and it sounds real nice too.
Settle down. Have
or adopt if that's the only optiona couple of children.
Raise that family - do what I can for them, maybe join the local PTA.
Spend whatever spare cash I have on some decent items, maybe a sensible set of shoes - perhaps whatever the pony equivalent of a Chevrolet is.
Then party till I'm broke and my family drives me away.
But I am serious about the first bit. Start up a small shop, write an actual book. Spend time raising my kids with the waifu and generally living a comfortable life.
Start a war without anyone knowing it was you.
And become the greatest soldier of all time
I would probably wonder why I was brought here in the first place.
I mean it is nice and all but why would they bring someone like me?
Isn't there anyone better than me that deserves to be here or am I something special?
I would question this to myself every night I dream until finally I confront someone about this issue.
I am not sure how I will react to the answer they will give me, specifically because I don't know what they would answer, but maybe, just maybe, I'll be content with it.
I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the stallions, but the mares and the fillies, too.
They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals.
I HATE THEM.