Anonymous, I just discovered something wonderful!
The butt hole can be used as an alternate sex hole! Isn't that marvelous?
Ponies are really ignorant when it comes to sex, aren't they?
>Your face is in your hands in embarrassment.
>You stand in your doorframe while Fluttershy, who came to a stunning realization this morning.
>She just had to tell you about it.
>"In this new place, I've filled with so many wonders~ Terrible smells, and orgasmic thunder~"
>She twirls in the air, as nearby birds join in on the aerial choreography.
>Nine foot pearl necklaces and cute little dildos~ Clear out your bowels, and opens your butthole~
Say it all together now
>You head back inside, redder than a tomato.
>Fluttershy follows you onside unbeknownst to you, and continues her anal discovery song.
>"Oooh what a magical place, and I owe it all to Rarity's Face~
>"If I knew I could be somepony's buttsleeve, I'd never let that sweet meat flop out of meeeee~ Yes I love BUTTHOLE SEEEEEEEEX~
>You stare at Fluttershy, who poses at the end of her song.
".....Get the fuck out of my house."
Different Anon here.
Dumping the greens
>You are Anon.
>And currently, you are hiding in the upstairs bedroom of your small home.
>It's been roughly a week since Fluttershy discovered the wonders of anal, and though she's stopped singing about it, she seems to have determined that YOU have yet to experience the same pleasures.
>Using her infinite powers of wisdom and pony logic, she is determined to bring the magic of buttsex to you.
>She's got a strap-on and everything.
>You are literally fucked.
That's the real reason she hangs out with all those animals. She's doing court ordered community service.
Because in Equestria you only get community service for >rape.