Happy peach edition
Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
>no real topic
Pony says that the best solution to your current problem is to give her a rimjob.
are you trying to imply that anyone cares about isaac's "topics"?
Season 5 episode links
Episode 521: Scare Master
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
the real topic is "happy peach"
do you even read
The topic is peach filly and peach filly related accessories
get with it anon
>not voting for the born leader
throw your vote away
I'm not as creative as isaac anon, a cute pony seemed good enough to me
plus I don't even read them anymore usually
We still here, watching over you.
at the same time!
On behalf of the filly confederation i approve of this topic.
We do have Russian regulars here, the only difference here is that these guys don't speak English very well.
So just watched the episode. Kinda skimmed through it but what was the whole point of it? Twilight was just jealous she wasn't in on them having fun?
Literally my favorite gay horse.
Followed by rule 63 Vinyl Scratch.
She is probably my third favorite behind Peach Filly and Cloudkicker's sister
The best part about her though is that she has a long running persistent background friendship with another filly
they appear all over the place
Just imagine carrying a little mare around town.
Are you fucking retarded or something? No one goes and blames the average American poster for Obama droning down weddings either, the average citizen has fuck all to do with the politics of their country.
Does R63 invite other stallions up onto the stage so he can grind on them while he DJs?
It's big (but not too big like Bubble Berry's) and probably shoots huge loads due to how pent up he is
Discord manipulates a situation to teach Twilight she isn't perfect just because she's a "pony princess of friendship" now specifically that she can be jealous of her friends. All at her expense, of course.
But... We... Don't think you are enemies... And we aren't commy since 1991...
Twilight learning that its inevitable that you sometimes miss out on things, your friend's lives don't go on halt just because you aren't there
Discord having fun fucking with Twilight's mind.
Discord learning that being all in your face about inside jokes towards a person who doesn't get them is not nice because they will feel excluded.
Pick one you like I guess
/pol/, this thread is about ponies, usually. If you want to shit on someone because of their country you have a whole board for that.
Don't mind him.
Most of use don't give a rats ass.
Don't worry, this is just the usual time where the shitposters show up and pick some random topic they think might upset people.
If it wasn't for you being here they'd be shitposting about Faust's vision, about the last episode being shit, about MLPG dying or simply be spamming pictures of morbidly obese anthro characters.
Thank you. I see that this place have friendship and magic.
And tolerance, of course. And shitposting is a usual thing for our MLPG, but I a newbie here and can't see where is shitposting... Yet.
it is time for all ponies
One day I want to be as good with colors as Holivi
Get it, thanks.
Um... Marshmallow horses? Rarity?
This. This is a place for adults to talk about cartoon marshmallow ponies, if your dignity revolves around it to the point that you have to make a righteous stand then you're either a terrible person or you're trying to stir up shit.
Apparently the synopsis of the books mentions something like "after [events that happened in the final], ..."
I really hope that no one spoils them before the final, I want to go into it without knowing what will happen
All ponies are made of marshmallows, but if there's any one pony that makes it her own it's Rarity
You cannot stop the pony
you can however mildly inconvenience her
It is not pony that must be stopped, but YOU.
I am become pony, the poster of horses
to stop me you must also stop pony
That is false. You sir are a liar and a cheat.
Does anyone have the screencap for the /trash/ thread where she was officially deemed the board's waifu since trips GET?
desu is archiving it, but it seems like the mods "moving" threads function made search impossible.
I didn't even notice that. That's kind of funny.
That looks like it comes out warm. I'd stick my dick in that assuming it's not 200 degrees C.
I am not gelatinous.
I am upset that you distract from the filly content.
Fillies are the only being in this universe that matter.
>tfw you lurk the board for 2 years, visit MLPG for the first time and see it's half Russian
>tfw you speak Russian and missed this big chunk of people
>tfw you have no face
Like, what the hell
How horse are you willing to go for your pony?
Between a scale of 1 and Nigga That's a Horse
you are positively gelatinous anon
dare I say JELLO tier
It's really awesome! We are really love it! We celebrate Christmas after the New year, and we prefer to celebrate the New year rather than Christmas, but this songs I wanna turn on in our new year's celebrations!
hint: plural form of "drug" is "druzya"
Unfortunately, RuMLPG doesn't happen as often as you think it does
Just a liiittle more horse than this. Maybe.
Let's say, On-Model ponies being a 5 with Spirit horses being a 10 and Equestria Girls being a 1
If you wanna practice Russian or something you could always go to 2ch dot hk and visit their general.
They do not come here all that frequently so lurking the thread waiting for them to show up might take a while.
We're not half-Russian, we simply have a twin of sorts on the Russian chan (2ch.hk).
We foud out about them in 2013 got a laugh at all the similarities between the two of us and chatted some.
Every now and then, either side pays a visit to the other and the cultural melting pot happens.
Figures it ends in an a. I only know that word from reading A Clockwork Orange in high school. So any "Russian" words I know have been filtered through 1970's future slang.
I'm glad it was a hit with you guys too. I'm addicted to Days Gone By and Jolly Ol' St. Nick.
I would live with these creatures, but
I don't know if I'd stick my dick in them.
I don't have to practice it if it's my first language and it's all around me, m8.
If not for ponies I wouldn't be able to write this good in English. This board just keeps it intact in my brain.
Don't fall in love
Oh well any kind of anthro would be right out for me, no way
I could go a fair way closer to real horsey but there is a definitely wall there that would not be passible
I'd definitely lean on the horse side though, with something like this I would be totally fine with,, but not much horsier as then it gets close to the line
I much like that artist's stuff though individual horses can be all over the place some times
I find that is pretty common in artists with more realistic styles
Though I love them
Why are these new toys actually good?
Is it possible they're putting some work into doing them? It'd be a first.
First sentence is alright. Adjectives in the second one are fucked up, though.
Both adjectives here should be feminine (if you implied that you want Celestia) and in accusative case.
"Пpинecи мнe пoни. Bыcoкyю, бeлyю." is the correct version.
It took them a while but they actually figured out the whole "like the show and want what is on the show" thing some time ago. They just limited the directly show related stuff to a line of collectible figures for a long time. I've got a derps and Thunderlane on my desk, for example.
They only recently started expanding the show stuff to normal areas though. I saw flim and flam being sold in walmart the other day though so I guess they are rolling it all out
Я want кoнчить внyтpь Pэинбoy Dash.
Unlike Sweetie Belle, she had someone to practice with. It also helps that she's into calligraphic writing, which requires a certain degree of dexterity. Sweetie Belle, while not being super good with dicks, definitely knows her way around a clit.
Scoots is learning how to make a pussy cum in her mouth, but she's got years of no oral sex to make up for.
Was Big Mac a willing volunteer, or did Applejack and Appleboom just invade his room and practice while he was sleeping?
Sweetie Belle and Applebloom should have a sibling swap contest and see who can make Big Mac or Applejack cum first.
it's a good thing all fillies have extra large beds in case just such an occasion occurs
Big Mac never consented, but he never stopped it when they started. He's been kicked and tied up too many times for resisting, so it's easier if he just performs, cums, and goes back to sleep. Applebloom is a lot gentler about it, so he's alright with her straddling him.
He still never consents, even when they ask him to
Also, I guarantee Applejack will cum first. Sweetie Belle has all the best moves. She probably won't be able to get Big Mac to cum, though. All those years of getting forcibly sucked off have made him a bit of a connoisseur for superb oral sex.
Also the trauma of being raped for years on end has made is slightly more difficult to get hard without being threatened
I think he'd rather just hold them up
Ponies are very smol
some even more than others
It is, it was just a bit weird at first because he normally acts like a biped.
I think they should actually mix the two more often, would make sense for a being of chaos to switch between the two and not stick to any clear behavioral pattern.
you could just eat them up
Where does Scootaloo fit into all this? Does Cheerilee hold her after class for private lessons, and all the colts push each other out of the way so they can look through the window?
Also are there any fellow russian speakers not from the 2ch? Unless not from today's raid?
yeah you're probably right
it would take at least 4 or 5 of them to make a full meal
Scoots is learning mostly from the other Crusaders, but she also gets private lessons from Dash every once in a while. Dash usually just eats her out, but sometimes she'll let Scoots reciprocate. She's not terribly good at it though. Dash's clit usually goes numb before she's able to bust one out for her enthusiastic 'little sis'.
Mares are just quite a bit smaller than stallions, and those are all larger than normal stallions
>Ponies Teach ___
I'd buy it.
I'm sure her animation puppet is the same size as the rest of her friends (besides Twilight) and yet she still seems like she's actually smaller than the others
Makes me want to pick her up and carry her around the place
she would be so light too
Dash might be tasty but still, do not eat the ponies
eating out the ponies is a completely different story though
Rainbow Dash probably isn't even all that good at cunnilingus. She seems like the selfish type who loves to receive oral sex all day but never remembers to reciprocate it. Suits her just fine with Fluttershy who will god down on her all day when asked, but Rainbow Dash probably just barely got into the Wonderbolts Academy after her performance with Spitfire.
Just found out that the other archive (well, not the other one, the other other huge one) has search and ghostposting activated.
Seeing how barren it is, I'm wondering if it's some sort of secret
I dunno, Dash is perfectly willing to be a good friend when she needs to. Even Rarity said so in Rarity Investigates.
I can see Dash treating her turn to eat out like a competition and really giving it her all to make her partner cum.
Actually, to the contrary, she likes to eat pussy, but she's hesitant about letting others touch hers. Only if she's really horny does she allow Flutters, Scoots, or Rarity try to give some back. She loves to perform for others, though, almost as much as she likes showing off.
Most of the times she's been 'convinced' to get head are with an aggressive, drunk Applejack who can't find Big Mac because he's hiding in the orchard somewhere. Rainbow enjoys getting a little rough, though... and it's not like she's got a lot of say in the matter. AJ's gonna eat pussy if she wants to eat pussy.
>not from the 2ch
Well, I haven't visited 2ch's /mlp/ since SSCS 6000 aired. Do I still count?
Rainbow Dash is probably perfectly happy to let Fluttershy's face stay buried in her pussy, though.
Did Twilight ever stay hidden and watch Shining Armor and Cadance go at it when she was a filly?
She was usually participating. Cadence liked watching Shining fuck her and Shining liked watching Cadence fuck her... and Twilight liked being included, so it kinda just worked out.
>Now that (2ch.hk's) /mlp/ is dead and rotten.
How could do you think Fluttershy is though?
I can see her just taking timid little licks.
Twilight was probably oblivious to her Foal sitter getting banged unfortunately, she was so surprised to hear that she was marrying her brother.
Fluttershy is pretty good at eating pussy. She's actually really good at teasing, but if she thinks she's denying you an orgasm, she'll actually try to go for it.
If you keep her in the dark, you'll have a mind-numbing, soul-shattering cunny-bust up in her mouth. Just don't let her know she's being a tease and you'll be set for a very, very pleasurable experience under her tongue.
Also, keep in mind she likes noise when you're cumming. Make it bestial and she'll soak the sheets.
Did Cadance go with a strap-on, or had she learned to copy Shining's stallionhood for herself?
Fluttershy being shy about going down on Rainbow Dash is unf as fuck. She probably crosses her legs and rubs them together to get some kind of friction as she does it.
OFFICIAL "A PONY KIND OF CHRISTMAS" POWER RANKING
1. DEAD PARENTS SONG
2. SILENT NIGHT
3. PONKA DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
4. SPIKE SHABBADIPOOPI
5. THE HEART CAROL
6. JINGLE BELLS
7. WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
8. IT'S A PONY KIND OF CHRISTMAS
9. DECK THE HALLS
10. LAST YEAR I GOT COAL FOR CHRISTMAS
It took some training to keep Fluttershy from picking up her pace, though. Rainbow can't help but scream and shake when she's cumming from that kind of teasing. Imagine being edged for 4 hours in tear inducing, quivering bliss while that yellow pegasus just keeps lapping away at your pink, completely unaware of the arousal she's building inside your stomach.
After hearing Rainbow shoot her girly cum down her throat a few times, yeah, Fluttershy became addicted to hearing her partners moan... also, her animals tend to make some noise too, which helped that fetish along quite a bit
Nope. Our general is almost your general, but without clopping. And other threads is alive.
>What are you doing on the computer, human?
>I bet it's something unspeakably disgusting.
>You will never break Anonfilly's mind and turn her into a cock-craving nympho
I was looking at drawings of you in panties
Does that mean when Rainbow Dash isn't available, Fluttershy goes to Pinkie for a good time? After all, Pinkie is probably the loudest during sex, by far. The only obstacle would be getting Pinkie alone when she's not already having sex with three other ponies.
Pinkie can't hold it that long. Fluttershy is just too slow and soft and Pinkie can't bear being teased. On the plus side, Fluttershy loves creampies, which Pinkie usually always has buried between her fat lips.
That's probably just how Fluttershy feels about asking Pinkie, but really Pinkie would always have time for a good Flutterfriend.
Scientist May Have Discovered Alternate Universes
>confusing the huffington post with actual journalism
but still, there is a chance that equestria exists and your waifu is waiting there for you
I got a few Youtube videos in a tab I can't be bothered to finish, a page on Aokigahara (the Japanese suicide forest), the general and my electronic flash cards open.
I can get off for a while if you want. Did you want to use it?
Oh right, you can't operate a keyboard. Fuck off, Bonbon, rent isn't due for like a week.
Pinkie knows how much Fluttershy loves eating a creampie, so she always has one ready for her friend. One day, she'd try to expand Fluttershy's horizons by hiding a creampie deep inside her ass.
There's nothing Pinkie loves more than a tongue on her clit while being pounded, but those big, hung stallions probably make Fluttershy too nervous to perform properly
I'm watching other people play a card game that I'm too poor to
flyingsombra where u at
I've got your ponies
What about the online F2P game?
It's surely better than nothing (half of CCGs is the interaction with other players but in MtG's case, you actually want to avoid that).
So it wants the angle of DEA?
I can get a few steps into it but I can't figure out how to get it.
Out of curiosity, could you provide a proof? Or help me out, what information did you get that allowed you to find DEA?
It's probably super easy. They just have to walk right towards her and she's already eye level with their cocks. Barely needing and adjustments at all.
There's something extremely hot about Cadance being a porn star on the side before she became a princess
Imagining ponies/anthros/humanized as porn stars makes me far hornier than it should
My name is Firedash, I'm a tri-gender Pyrofox from the forest planet.
Running through it, you can solve for all triangles except for the top and obviously the center. We'd need exactly one more angle to solve it... or, if you assume BDE is a right angle, it happens to be 40.
yeah but she'd probably need a little bit of lubrication and patience to get those big cocks stuffed in her holes, especially her virgin asshole
do you think dash could do it or is she too impatient
she'd probably relish the challenge though
OK, I'll never speak about it. I'll try to mimicry, and we'll never raise up this issue. Deal?
The mobile one? Its pretty shit, basically just one of the duels of the planeswalkers games with lame multiplayer as far as I can tell, and there's no android version
I'm really only interested in legacy any more. I could play casual or standard if I wanted but its honestly not really worth it, but there's no way I'm going to drop more than a grand on cardboard.
So be it. Frankly, I have never wanted to bring up this issue too, it's just because some anon have asked.
Dash should definitely NOT be taking any cocks without proper lubrication. I'm sure she thinks she can but she can barely take on smaller cocks with her tiny body, let alone the gargantuan ones those three have that are bigger than her torso.
i always thought of rara as being super straight and uptight but now the idea of her secretly loving to eat cunt, sloppy musky wet meaty cunthole and long floppy labia, loving the taste and smell of her friends' girlholes, not being able to get enough vaginal juices flooding in her mouth, is really turning me on
and now I'm completely turned off
you have a way with words, anon
she's very comfortable with her sexuality and very open to sharing pleasure with everypony
We finally managed to reach the zen of imageposting to avoid the page 10 drama that happens in every thread.
Nah, we just had help.
i'd watch two porns with pinkie
one of her being a "teen" with ageplay type stuff, teacher/student, babysitter, things like that
one of her as pinkamena doing POV/JOI domination stuff, teasing me with her hooves and ass, etc.
Nah, none of this dumb amateur celebrity sex tape nonsense. Pinkie would be a professional porn star with a full studio and everything.
unf, unf, and unf
I'd also watch a 90 minute blowbang with her, where she's just surrounded by dicks and is constantly being throatfucked until everyone jizzes into a glass and she chugs it all down
Sometimes, I just really want to jerk off to overproduced, fake as hell girls being as filthy as possible.
Getting a real orgasm in professional porn is amazing, though. Watching Nina Hartley cum while Lily Cade fucked her was the greatest thing I've seen.
>daddy Google told me you really like ponies, Anon!
>do you want to switch now?
I'll let you brush my mane.
What do you mean "switch"?
It's a meme, you dip.
I think this thread's theme is mostly "International communication between English and Russian speaking anons"
I would also watch an all anal film where no cock is good enough to touch her pristine pussy
I want to fall asleep while rubbing her belly
Anon was commenting about how the "thread topic" usually only applies to 4, maybe 5 of the posts in the thread. After that, whatever happens, happens.
Learn to read between the lines desu
>Anon was commenting about how the "thread topic" usually only applies to 4, maybe 5 of the posts in the thread. After that, whatever happens, happens.
Well, you can't really expect a productive, 500 posts long discussion happen on a single specific topic.
Think of your favorite pony! Got it?
You're in charge of writing an episode of that pony. It has to be show friendly.
I want to fall asleep with my face in her mane
The apples visit the family graves, and everyone learns a lesson that even though the hurt of losing a loved one never goes away, your family and friends can help lessen the pain. Sideplot is Applebloom not really knowing her parents because she was a baby when they died. Specifics of death are never mentioned.
CMC ask Pinkie Pie to help them find some background pony's special talent. Shenanigans ensue.
In the end it is revealed that Pinkie knew what that pony's special talent would be, but didn't tell it to CMC because [reasons]
Fluttershy found a mysterious egg in the middle of her forest during winter and decide to take care of it. Fluttershy ask Twil