>"When was the last time you brushed your teeth anon?!
Eh like 4 months ago? Whenever I had to go to the dentist. He and his hygienist both remarked on what a good job I'd done since the last visit.
>mfw people waste time rubbing nauseating shit that does nothing all over their mouth every day
I don't know man. I'm not one to have a schedule over when I brush my teeth, but I know that after a few days of not doing it, they start feeling grimy and I need to brush them so they will feel smooth again. I'll usually brush once every two days.
>mfw I brush my teeth 3 times per day
>mfw every time I go to the dentist (every ~6 months) he tells me "it's good, but you could do it better"
Yeah, dentists don't know shit m8. If you just do a good job flossing (and brushing if you want) like an hour before you go there, they'll think your mouth is perfect. The rest of the year you can just floss and you'll be fine.
B-but all good goyim brush at least twice a day!
Good goyim also consume a lot of sugary shit, and I bet toothpaste companies secretly fund soda companies.