somewhere quiet, a picnic in the park sounds nice. Preferably away from other people that would record our date as evidence aliums be real
I have no fucking clue.
>A fucking shelter?
You are a complete and total fucking idiot. Why not take her to a fucking pound next?
Those places are shit holes full of scared animals screaming and raving.
She would piss herself.
......but that was your plan along wasn't it? This date, that waifu. You want some of flutters liquid lemonade.... some of her golden spray right?
Well guess what faggot.
It's not that hard to scare her.
>she wants them all and than begins to cry because there all crying.
>She can communicate with animals, she learns that they are being put down and mistreated
>You are still a shitlord for doing this.
>Poor college student.
>Applepone meets me in town.
>Become good friends.jpg
>She is a farmer because I study in a farm town.
>Take her to southern delight place.
>Fuck her in the back of her truck under the moonlight.
>Next day, get herpes because she is a filthy mudpone
>Become rapeman, spread unprotected sex justice to all the bad mares.
>Life is good.webmd
>scope out best animal shelter
>Go to best animal shelter
>It's a regular hug box
>Fluttershy looks distressed.
>"Anon, the caretakers are all having sex with these animals...."
>Anon is still a faggot.
"Hey, I know you're busy so how about we do something simple."
>"Well, normally I'd spend my night reviewing my notes but for you Anon sure."
"Lets go over to my place than, we can watch some netflix and chill."
>Blushing "Wha~what you want to netflix and chill?"
"I guess so. It's the only thing I can think of."
>She fixes her hair a little and adjusts her glasses
>"Wa~wow. I mean sure. I'll come over tonight. It'll be cool."
>That night Anon prepares Italian pasta with some garlic bread and wine vegetarian of course.
>Moondancer comes over she tried to spruce up a bit.
>She plucked her eyebrows and did cleaned her hair.
>"Wow you prepared all this for me?"
"Yea, I guess I mean I didn't want to spend allot of money and pasta is cheap."
>"SOooO since dinners over, do you wanna watch some netflix and ~chill?"
>Anon turns on netflix on his television. Watches shawshank redemption.
>30 mins have gone by
>"So anon, uhh do you wanna maybe take this to the next level and ~chill?"
"We already are?"
>"What? Anon you said you wanted to netflix and chill tonight!"
"And we are. what you got something against Morgan freeman?"
>"NO! I was just, you know expecting something more....is all."
>Anon cradles Moondancer on the couch.
>"I guess this is nice."
"Baby you love it."
>"Shut up Anon."
>They finish shawshank redemption.
>Was a good date night.jpg
I would take her to my bathroom and lock the door. Then I would force her to look me in the eyes and watch me take a shit. Then I would make her wipe my butt and throw the toilet paper in the toilet. But I wouldn't flush. No matter how much she wants to flush it I will not let her. Then she and I would slow dance in the bathroom with no music. Right next to the toilet. And for dinner she and I would eat soap bars and wash it down with a cup of my lukewarm used bathtub water. Then I would force her to spend the night there in the bathroom. We would lay on the floor together and I would hold her in my arms no matter how hard she'd struggle to get away. Eventually she'd give up and get used to the hard floor, rancid smell emitting from the toilet, the soapy taste in her mouth, and fall asleep. Then I would wake up and flush the toilet and let her out.
That would be our date.
The Griffith Observatory and The Museum Of Natural History, both in L.A.
>Hour car ride with luna?
>"So does thou like any sports?"
"I hate sports."
>"We think thyn's shirt is most bewitching."
"I hate this shirt."
>"ummm...okay. It's a nice day isn't it?"
>Anon turns on the radio.
>And at that moment luna realized she had never been more turned on in her entire life.
At least that's how envision a one hour car ride.
Why would Luna give a shit about star gazing or what NASA is up to? She sees the stars every night. It's not like she lives in a smog-filled Earth city where getting to see the stars is a privilege.
If I could find one going on soon, I'd invite her to a race. Otherwise, I think we'd enjoy simply exploding our local nature trail.