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>"Hey you. Yeah you! I'll have sex with you if you let me out of here!"
Do you have Rarity back there?
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A legitimate risk I'm willing to take.

>Pinkamena is freed
>Aggressive, angry sweaty vicious sex ensues
>As she climaxes, Pinkamena cuts my throat
>Totally worth it
Can you come back with your sisters?
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eh sure whatever. Basically >>25378611 this
Um... Only if you turn good and happy again. Then, I'll hump you til morning, okk?
>le ebin murderous pink horse maymay
Kill yourselves.
>Le edgy psycho pinkie meme
She only got depressed, and fuckers think it's a serial killer alt persona
This. It's the worst brony shit there is.
Doesn't matter had sex.
>he doesn't like maymays
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>She put a bag on my head
Still counts.
>He doesn't like shit-tier brony maymays.
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Pinkamena general! Let's do this shit.

Straight hair is better than curly, you faggot.
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Best horse.
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Straight hair ponka > Fluffly hair ponka

You can't prove me wrong
They didn't insult her hair. They insulted the headcanon about Pinkie Pie having a separate personality who thinks about nothing but murder or whatever the fuck this is.
Ummm...how do I get you out of there?
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Damn straight, yo.

I fail to see the issue.
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She is an angel. Only hipster faggots think she's evil.
I want to cheer up Pinkadiema Pie, so he can become Pinkie Pie again, I like a happy ponks

Tho I will try to convince her to keep the straight hair
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Pinkamena is a top-tier horse, but Cupcakes murderous psycho Pinka is shit.
Though I still kind of like the headcanon, if only because of its porn value.
>inb4 she bites off your dick
Happy Pinks is best Pinks.
I like it because it's funny and it's nice to get something that goes against the grain sometimes.
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I want to hug sad Pinka.
>15 seconds apart

It's what I'm hoping for.

>those digits
>tfw you will never hug sad ponka
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Would you go as a her victim for Halloween?
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>you will never be that one special someone who makes sad and depressed Pinkamena happy enough to transform into Pinkie Pie
>got depressed because she was left out once
>a few minutes later, she sees the furniture talking and moving, telling her to not be with her peers

in less than an hour she would have killed someone
>wanting her hair to go back normal
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Am I the only one who thinks this is the perfect pair? Non-ship of course.
I guess now that Maud's a thing she would make more sense to pair with Pinka, but there's something about Octavia that just looks right.
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That's Marble, not Pinkamena.
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Of course we love you, sad Ponk!
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Tell us what you would do to our erect cocks, you dirty pink slut.
They're literally the same. It's hard to tell if pics are grey scale or Marble so I include both.
More like burst into tears and tried to kill herself. Have you never been around a person with depression?
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Hey you, standing in the aisle with itchy feet and fading smile, can you hear me?
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>implying she won't just fuck you in the ass
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She likes it rough.
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No I would like to put my dick in it :3
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I'm having a hard time finding good pics that aren't anthro.
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>not kissing her ass and then putting your dick in it
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Now in cuddly chibi form!
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>kill herself
psh, go after the people who put me in that position first..

Then do it as you realize you killed your only real good friends
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>said me
I've now become the ponks
I created the hooves for this picture 2 weeks after I got on the ride back in 2011, everytime I see it I think wow, it's still out there, and I still had no idea what I was doing in photoshop.

Someone else created the glass cracking, I'm sad to see it hasn't been altered anymore than that.

I made a thing and it's still out there.
>implying curly hair was her normal, original hair
>why do i feel limestone pie is the pone the people wanted back in the days of pinkamena
Sure Pinkie, just a second.
>Leaves room.
>"Where do you think YOU'RE going!?"
>"Come back here right NOW!"
>Takes little Pinkie toy out of pocket and looks at it.
>Puts on jacket and grabs my wallet.
>Pinkie is bashing her head against the screen when I come back home.
>I open my room door and come back in.
>She stops and sits impatiently, glaring daggers at me and ignoring the bloodied forehead wound she's given herself.
>"I'll make you cum and bite your cock off."
That's what you want?
>"Of course it is."
Sure. But you have to do something for me, too.
>She scoffs.
>"You want more than my pussy and my mouth? You want every last hole don't you?"
It's a surprise.
>"FINE. Do whatever the fuck you want with me, then."
>I open the screen and offer her my hand.
>She bats my hand away and trots onto my chair.
>I go to my room door and open it.
Come on, Pinkie.
>She gets off the chair, bucking it against the wall with a growl as she does.
>I take her to the dining room.
>Balloons and streamers decorate the place, and a large cake sits in the middle of the table.
>She looks unamused as I cut her a piece and set it on a plate for her, doing the same for myself afterward.
>"You think you're doing something special? I can have this every single DAY if I want to. Did you forget? For fuck's sake... you should have just had your way with me. Do you know how many people would KILL to have me fuck them until they went numb? DO YOU!?"
>"But you had to waste my time and your effort on the same shit I see day by day."
>"Now take your fucking pants off. You know you want me, you stupid shit."
>I take a tray of cupcakes from the fridge and set it down as she rolls her eyes.
>I set a cupcake in front of her on a napkin with the design of a cartoon aligator on it.
You stay still, okay?
>Cleans her forehead with a soft, damp cloth.
You shouldn't hurt yourself so much...
You don't even have to. I want you to be free.
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Writefriend please finish what you started as I'm curious as to where you take this. Don't be a typical OP..
I'm afraid that would be mechanicaly impossible. You're smaller than my phone screen
I know, I know... you have shit like this all the time.
But I wanted to treat you.
You're setting up parties so much for other ponies, but you rarely get anything done for you.
And after a while... being around all those ponies must get tiring. This is just a small thing.
Maybe you can let your mane down a bit.
>"Or maybe I could rape you. A lot."
>I offer her a cupcake.
>"I don't WANT ANY, you freak!"
>I look at her.
>Then I smile.
You know what would make this taste better?
>She glares at me.
>I shut up and go to the fridge as she looks at the cakes.
>When I come back, I drizzle a little bit of hotsauce on her cupcake.
I don't hate you, pinkie.
What's the matter?
>She looks at the hotsauce next to the cupcake.
>Silently, she pours more on.
>No pony else likes hotsauce on cupcakes. Except for her.
>She's only shown it a hoof full of times and then she stopped doing it in public.
>I hope she wasn't being teased for it.
>Feeds her the hotsauce cupcake.
>She accepts after hesitating and glaring.
>... And her features soften a little bit.
You have so many friends who care about you.
>"... No I don't..."
>I sit near her in my chair.
>"Nopony ever listens to me... I know they all think I'm... different."
>"I always invite ponies to parties and I always help make them happy, but as soon as the party's over, they always just..."
>She starts to sniffle.
Maybe your friends don't understand you all the time... but they do love you, Pinkie.
And if you ever really want to connect with somepony special... then maybe just have a little party, one on one, like this one.
Sometimes ponies don't come out of their shells... if they're always around others. Don't you think?
>I stroke her straight downcast mane and put her hairs behind her ear.
You should go back... your friends are probably worried about you.
But you don't have to see them all at once. Maybe just... your closest friend.
How about Fluttershy? I bet she-
>She gives me a hug.
Bring me the purple one, then we'll talk
>kill everyone
>not herself

Seriously it's as shit as OCD Sparkle and Neurotic Dash. Though Straight Haired Pinkamina is hotter.
>"Thanks Nonny..."
>I hug her closely for a few, long minutes.
You're welcome.
And you can come see me whenever you want to, Pinkie.
>I wipe the little bit of hotsauce and icing off of her muzzle and she gives me a soft smile.
>She nuzzles into me for a second and soon, I lead her back home.
>She gives me a look over her shoulder as she goes toward the blackness, and I give her a wave.
>She smiles and I could have sworn I saw her mane and color come back, at least a little.
>I whisper after her
See you, Pinkie.

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Ew, gross. Watermark. Sorry 'bout that.
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Nice job Writefriend. I'm happy with this..
Nice how you turned a lewd prompt into such a sweet story
You make me want to try hot sauce on the next cake i eat.
Not writer, but I make it a point to do that as often as I can. Of course, it's always over-shadowed by people actually following through with porn.
>new Writeguy introduced
Hey you there write one where this ends gruesomely for anon.
Too busy playin' Halo, yo.
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Fair enough. Carry on.
Thanks. Not used to doing greens. I always get feels with sad Pink so I wanted to share.
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Yeah, they really need to drop that rule. All the best Pinka art is anthro.
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>poofy hair
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>All the best Pinka art is anthro.
I wouldn't say so. You might just not be looking hard enough.
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That'll do writefag. That'll do.
Exactly what this nigga said.

You had me worried.. then you made me completely feels.
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Personal opinion.
>You let her out.
>She slices your throat.
>The last thing you see is Ponks raping your soon-to-be corpse.
>Then you died.
>But through the power of DETERMINATION you come back.
>"Hey you. Yeah you! I'll have sex with you if you let me out of here!"
"Ohp! Nice try. You'll just try to kill me."
>"What? Nah, I promise I won't. Swearsies for realzies."
"... Okay."
>You let her out.
>Throat sliced.
>Imminent corpse raped.
>"I didn't try!"
>"Hey you. Yeah-"
"Fuck you crazy cunt!"
>You break the computer.
>Third time of killey rape.
>Last try.
>"Hey you. Yeah you! I'll have sex with you if you let me out of here!"
>You bury the computer in cement.
>Bury the cement block in titanium.
>Drop the titanium square in the middle of the deepest part of the ocean.
>And just to be sure, you release the Kraken.
"... I win."
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Fair enough.
>She breaks out anyway because Ponk is a fucking Earth Pony.
>You're maimed a fourth time.
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It's like playing solo Legendary on a flood level.
The torment never ends.
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Booty booty booty booty bumpin' everywhere!
Oh whoops. Few minutes too late.
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Sounds like a risk free adventure!
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To be honest, I always thought that straight-hair Pinkie would act like how the pro wrestler Raven did.
>Undertale-like game where you let Pinkamena kill you in various ways

I'd play it.
>the pro wrestler Raven did
It's been a while since I've seen Teen Titans, explain this bullshit
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I miss ponka threads...
Hope this one lasts a while.
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Not that Raven, this one.

Dark, gloomy, extremely manipulative, knew how to mess with your mind with words alone.
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>little did Anon know, there was an army of ponks waiting on the other side of the door
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>Twilight actually didn't murder the Pinkie clones
>She just teleported them behind your computer screen
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You can't fool me
I've played Farcry 3
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