"Oh, I'm sorry! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! All right, all right, all right! All right."
>“We can do whatever we want with our kids - and that's what America is all about!”
>I need you
>want to make
>love to you boy
>Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
This would probably be much more fitting for a different album but I can't think of one.
>Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!
Can be replaced with Illinois.
>Nightman, sneaky and mean!
>Spider inside my dreams
>I think I love you
>I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I'm not in any of 'em and nobody's having sex, I just- I don't care.
>This acid's making me feel like i gotta take a dump
I'm gonna rise up. I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A. Gonna climb a mountain. Gonna sew a flag. Gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt. I'm gonna drive a big truck. I'm gonna rule this world. I'm gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna rise up. I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
>Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
>That's too many black guys dude. The ratio is off. THE RATIO IS OFF!
>there is a spider.... spider... spider
>deep in my soul.... soul... soul...
it won 0 rewards, which isn't much for a show that many people consider the greatest of all time
the idea is that mainstream things like the emmys wouldnt ever give a show like the wire an award because it's way too black
Yeah, we both got punked, Frank. We both got punked. These kids these days, I'll tell you what, they're nothing like we used to be back when we were in fraternities. They have no respect for anybody. Okay? They're like-they're like stupid little goddamn savages. I mean, I came in there, right, and I was polite and I was nice to them. I was cordial. And thecharlie, kitten mittens, it's always sunny in philadelphiay completely goddamn disrespected me, little IDIOTS! IDIOTS! I was completely respectful. They're supposed to be my brothers, right? They're my brothers? Nooo, no. That's not fun. What they were doing wasn't fun. They kept zapping us, and zapping us! IDIOTS! SAVAGES! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!
>I'm glad you brought up, Mr. Reynolds. Because science... is a liar sometimes. This... is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed the Earth was the center of the universe. And everybody believed him because he was so smart until another smartest guy came around. Galileo. And he disproved that theory... making Aristotle and everyone else on Earth look like... A BITCH
Yes it was, but that scene in particular is a reference to The Wire, since Z was an actor in it. The bar (the show) wants to win an award so they don't want it to become too black (like The Wire) because "black bars don't win awards."
The cooler bar is probably Louie or something else on FX (can't remember the name)
>I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash
>i heard you may be interested in purchasing some nose clams
"We're crab people now. We'll live and die by the crab."
>My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You, on the other hand, well, you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never EVER be on that billboard.
>It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own.
The scene is obviously mode a reference to the office, which started off similar to Sunny using actors that look like real people and using low and realistic lighting and utilizing mostly muted colors in the wardrobe. As time went on it began to become more popular, the lighting and makeup was upped in intensity, the show became obnoxiously inundated with forced romantic tension. The bar represents the audience drinking at the sound of a bell, a nice little nod to laugh tracks, but also a dig at the office that consistently got more and more obvious with its broad humor and characters. That's why the manager of the bar is Oscar from the Office. The office won tons of awards and started around the same time as It's always sunny
>Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
I've seen every season, your claim that I haven't watched it doesn't attest to its cleverness either. The general formula for an episode of the show is that the group gets invested in what's generally some sort of misunderstanding, they find themselves in some outrageous situation because of the misunderstanding, then they decide that they don't care any more and either resolve to get drunk or find a new topic to obsess with. Not a very clever formula, and the topics addressed aren't approached in a very deep or innovative way
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?"
"You get dick 'cause you're a follower and a thief!"
>I'm not going to lie, his use of black-face I found a bit regrettable
I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard. And your finest jelly beans, raw.
I've been banging the tranny! I didn't want you guys to find out!
>Why is the government not providing us with health insurance? What is this, some kind of Socialist country or some kind of Communist dictatorship? This is insane! This is un-American!"
Watch your ass new meat!
>Yeah, you don't pay a fireman to put out a fire. Or a cop to shoot a guy
Can I stop you guys for one second? What you just described, now that just sounds like we are singing about about the lifestyle of an eagle.
Sunny is the zenith of dark comedy. The most despicable characters ever written, with the richest dialogue since Seinfeld. Nice try though.
Watch the fucking show. It's probably the most redeeming television program in the history of cable.
>Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, okay? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you’re gonna tell her, she’s going to feel sorry for me, we’re going to start dating, and that’s the way the lie works!”
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole
>Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
> A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
>If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
>Did you write a love letter to Chase Utley?
>In a lot of ways, yes, I do love him, but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of! Okay? There's nothing sexual or...
>Yeah. We're all in our second
acts don't you see that? And I, for one, I don't
want things to change. I want them to stay the way they were, because my first act was awesome. See, your first act was-was
shit, and that's why you're so desperate for things to be different. But they rarely ever
do get different. If anything God, they get worse.
I'm not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.
>I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia”
>this name keeps coming up over and over again
>Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me
>I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia
>So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy!"
>I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands
>Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.”
>So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?!
>There is no Pepe Silvia
>The man does not exist
>So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.”
>There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me
>I got boxes full of Pepe
>Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol!
>"I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you"
>Yeah, man, if the guy doesn't seem like he's going for it, I'll show him this, uh, big-breasted women chart - and that'll win him over.
>"I'm feeling very very lucky to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper by my father and his very good friends."
>They're actors. They're trying to create an illusion. In the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. You think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? Tom cruise is a midget, but he plays guys that are normal size in movies.
>I've been meaning to talk to you. I'm starting to have feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid. I mean... you remember feelings right?
>What is white trash about that? Don't call me white trash
>the thing is she's not gonna say no, because of the implication.
>Now its my understanding that there is a WAAARR going on, am I, am I right in that?
>I mean, does my scar look like a dog's >vagina? You know, maybe. I don't know. I'm >not gonna sit here and try and get inside the >mind of a dog. I mean, that's God's work. >Well, not that I believe in God. I don't. Not >since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
probably a different nick cave album that fits this quote better, but fuck it, I'm tired. may this thread never die
>This music sounds like whales raping each other.
on the real tho, good album
>oh whoops, oooh. i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.
>Holy shit Deeandra, this is wacky. I want you to go download me a hoagie off the internet.
>Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
>Basement stuff, cleaning urinals, uh, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges, anything dead, or decay, you know - I'm on it, I'm dealing with it
>This music sounds like whales raping each other.
>Paddy's shotgun, bro. You get blasted in the mouth!
>Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!
Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol.
You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
I'm not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid
>I FORGOT ABOUT OBAMAAAAA!!!
I need you
I want to
touch you boy
I need you boy
I'm getting blackout drunk and you're all leaving me alone.
>Help me take these crack rocks out of my ass
>You know, you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!
>Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man!.. Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up!.. That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!..
>Come on, suck on a lemon
>Well, they are good for scurvy... I'll have a few lemons, but then I'm out of here
Its a dialogue focused sitcom so the formula for situations is very irrelevant. That part is allowed to be formulated. The conversations however are clever and typically pretty fresh up until the last few seasons.
"Eat one of these, you're gonna wanna huff a little glue and drink some beer"
"I have fifty cats howling outside my window because I have ten thousand rats running around my building!"
>What about a nice nursing home? Nursing home?
>Do you have any idea what happens in those places, dude? Why don't I just rape her myself?
"High School Sucks! I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'm gonna find stuff to huff, and I'm gonna get high"
>Sometimes I just want to drift alone in an ocean of thoughts
>Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
if this album were a person it would be charlie kelly
>OK, OK. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You assholes are securing your places in hell.
>We've thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.
>Sooo I thought we could celebrate, with some pizza! And soome beer! Ohhh, that's right! I ate all the pizza, and I drank all the beer.
I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow
>"I don't need your troooophies or your gold, I just wanna tell you all go fuck yourselves"
>Laughs are cheap, bro. I'm going for gasps.
>I let him have a bite of my hotdog, and he let me use his towel.
>Under the boardwalk is a magical place, man. I have a special place in my heart 'cause I had my first kiss down here. Oh, dude, all kinds of romantic shit happens... Oh, God! Two homeless guys banging each other.
>I don't appreciate being paraphrased. Now, I choose my words very deliberately.
>Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass.
>Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
> I mean, there's no bands out there with any musical ability.
> Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band.
"I'm having feelings again like some kind of 14 year old kid or something. I mean you remember feelings, right? "
"Fill bar with sand.
Roast wild pig.
Invite Duncan and crew."
>I don't wanna get my dick cut off and sold to china, I just wanna know which one of us is gonna be the woman
J Dilla - Donuts
"My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now"
>Well, it was a cool night. We laughed, we collected sea specimens, we drank some ocean. You got a little sick from drinking the ocean, I loved it though.
When I was a youngster...
"Oh, you unzipped me! It's all coming back! It's all coming back; I hate you! It's all coming back, you understand?! I DON'T LIKE IT! I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT!"
Shut up Dwight! 24 years man, look how I did it ! Not even Alexander the Great covered so many Land thanks to the Cyber Webs!
You can have My Internets, are you an Office? Can I see your Badge? For me to piss on?
TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD TELL ME I'M GOOD
>The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?
>Let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. The cream always rises to the top. And 'm about to show you the white, hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.
>"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time"
>If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
>Let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird laws and see who comes out the victor