i don't dress like a hipster. my friends call me a hipster because i listen to music "no one cares about". and i don't talk to grils because laurel halo is my waifu and speaking to other women would be heresy.
i had a horrible realisation a few years ago. i never considered myself to be a hipster growing up, ever. had never really cared about fashion or trends or being cool at school. but it was when i wandering down kingsland road a few years ago, wearing japanese designer brands, at 3am, after having been at an art gallery private few put on by some of my friends at slade, drinking a can of unkown cheap polish beer that i suddenly realised "oh my god, i am a hipster". i can remember the exact moment