THE CD IN THE CASE *IS* JENNY DEATH! SOMEONE GO FUCKING GET IT!
Someone please go into the store with like 5 people all dressed in black with one person holding a boom box blasting No Love and just fuck the entire store up, destroying shit and fighting people. then take JD and leak it. Its the true Death Grips way
You don't need to steal it. If you ask the guy behind the counter to let you listen to a copy of Jenny Death, they'll put it in the listening station for you. If you bring a device capable of making even the most rudimentarily shitty audio recording, you can leak the full thing in abysmal quality.
You know what happened when TMS leaked in abysmal quality? DG said "fuck it" and released the whole thing to stream.
Don't steal it, don't buy it (you can't), just get into that listening booth.
Two conspiracy theorists are standing on a street corner. One steps off and gets hit by a bus. On the ambulance ride to the hospital, he sees everything go black, finds himself walking down a long passage to a white light. When he gets there, he sees the Big Guy, THE LORD, Nororious G.O.D. Himself. He asks, "O, Lord, who was behind the WTC attacks? Was it Bush? Chaney? Mossad? The CIA?" God says, "No, it was Al-Qaeda, and Osama Bin-Laden, obviously."
Just then, he gets hit with the defribrillator. His fellow conspiracy-theorist catches up to him in the hospital. He motions him to come close, come closer, and says, "This thing goes a lot higher than we thought!"
This is a joke about how dumb conspiracy theorists are, but you could probably sub out God for MC Ride and WTC for Jenny Death's release date and it'd still be pretty accurate.
>Someone solve world hunger and ask for Jenny Death in return
kill fat people and distribute their food to the hungry
or just kill the hungry
or just kill half the population
basically killing a lot of people
so JD now?
here's who would show up:
>Brent, age 20, the leader of the group but doesn't own black pants so he wore jean shorts instead. also didn't have a balaclava so he wore his guy fawkes mask from 2009. wore an extra large death grips t-shirt over his skinny frame. he also brought cheetos and soda cans for the other group members. at first he casually asked the store clerk if they had jenny death, but the response was no, so he started squealing and pushing stuff off of the clerk's counter.
>Robert, age 16, felt like he wanted to make a statement so he wore an ironic fedora over his dad's ski mask, kept his iphone 4s in hand to record the whole thing so he could post it on reddit later. also wore a death grips t-shirt. while recording the raid he dropped a lot of dank memes for all his "favorite memers out there".
>Jimmy, age 15, this kid barely spoke at all and the rest of the group ignored his presence. he came looking the most professional though, with black ski pants, and paintball mask. he got nervous and ditched about 30 seconds into the raid when Robert started knocking over the cd stands.
>Eric age 16, the token fat kid who looks older than he is. his long greasy hair poking out from under his ski mask, which he didn't pull down because it was too hot. he wore regular clothes and white sneakers. his autism didn't stop him from howling and giggling while the other guys were breaking shit; second biggest memer behind Robert. at one point he started throwing up
>Dillon, age 31, wore a pantyhose over his head. got real scary during the raid. started quoting De Niro lines from Cape Fear as he swung his baseball bat around at customers in the store. Brent, in a wavering voice, told Dillon he was going too far, to which Dillon responded by throwing vinyls at him. This triggered Brent and he started to cry and leave. Dillon was the only one still there when the cops arrived, and was killed via suicide-by-cop during the incident