>took her virginity to 'Blood On Our Hands'
>there actually wasn't blood from her vagina
anyway my dream came true. Congratulate me /mu/ and tell your stories
>Putting your fav albums as a background muzak while fucking
So much wrong with this situation, not only you proved that you don't actually like music, and how normie you are, but also you shared story about your sex life on Vietnamese painting forum full of underage idiots who'll anyway make fun of you.
Embarrassing and plain stupid.
lost it to this fucking album right here bruh
back in 2005
after getting back from the mall
A Hymen isn't an indicator for virginity. A lot of girls either break it through physical activity, aren't born with one, sometimes a woman can have sex for so many years, and it only breaks at a later date.
The closest I've come to sex is with a stripper at my buddies bachelor party
>Some shitty rap song about being in da club
>We dry hump for about 20 minutes
>Cum in my pants
>Cum gets on her panties through my pants
>She gets mad and storms off
>Awkwardly slink back to the bathroom to dry off my pants
>Look at myself in the mirror
>Realize I will never be with a woman I don't pay for
I'm so fucking pathetic.