So a couple weeks ago my mom called me at college complaining about how much time my dad has been spending on his youtube channel. As far as I knew he just posts stupid family videos so I just ignored it because I have other things to worry about.
I just drove down to my parent's place last night for a couple days of spring break and have now experienced exactly what my dad has been doing all this time.
This is a typical video:
what do I do /mu/
I'm not even OP and am completely perplexed by this. Is this a thing? Is this a joke to get views by naming so many real songs in titles? Yeah, I know
>hurr durr so patrician :^)
But seriously, is there an explanation for this?
I can tell you weren't around for when some guy who worked with disturbed kids posted some creepy-ass dissonant noise shit one of them had made with heavily distorted vocals going "DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE" over and over. That was disturbing.
>le patrician meme
Okay you guys have done it
I am so confused about this im on the verge
the verge of tears
I thought we could really come together and figure out what OP's dad was doing, and what was wrong with him
I tried to make a group that could find the answers
but all you wanted to do was meme
Our only hope is if that guy is here reading this. He was a bit of an asshole though, that guy had severe issues and had never shared that 'music' with anyone if I recall correctly, and the first thing the guy does is post in on 4chan. A true anon to the core.
this one has over a thousand views. over one thousand people clicked on this video expecting a smooth saxophone cover of no woman no cry and got this instead.
OP's dad is a fucking genius
>favorite pixar movies are toy story, toy story 2, cars, cars 2, and planes
you can vaguely hear one of his other covers at the beginning of the video
>repeat for every review
This is a gold mine. I can't tell how old he is. Is he a teenager or an adult? Someone this autistic can't possibly be living on his own, so even if he's an adult he probably still lives with his mom.
this is so amazing
sometimes i wonder why i still come to 4chan then something like this happens and its all worthwhile
your dad is an amazing person and you should cherish him for bringing this much joy into the world
For posterity's sake--messy as fuck, I know. Also left a lot of posts out.
the fact he has so many brass instruments and seems to know about, reeds, their conditions, etc shows he konws about them. its obvious he is goofing around. seems like a typical dad joke but the fact that there are so many leads me to think he might actually be insane.
I'm the one who found this guy and I've seen many of his videos and he talked about going to the "autism friendly" movie theater. So yeah he's confirmed autistic.
Also does anyone know what the hell an autism friendly movie theater is?
She literally posts a video everyday with the same misspelled title and she still doesn't know how to work the fucking animation website.
I have no idea how she's able to post videos to youtube while she's retarded enough to be filming her moniter.
>tfw she spends her government issued autismbux on a camera and a computer to do this shit all day
You'd think that this would get stale after a while, but everytime I open a new video and hear those same couple notes my sides go into shock. This is probably one of the top 3 times I've laughed the hardest in my life.
THANK YOU BASED OP'S DAD
YOU ARE THE SAVIOR OF /mu/
There's a bus of people that live in a group home that comes into my work occasionally. Some of them know they're retarded, some don't.
I don't know which ones to feel worse for, the blissfully ignorant or the ones normal enough to know they aren't quite normal.
Memes aside, your dad... is... something. like you know how musicians get too caught up in the way they do things and after a few years, the masterpieces stop and the derivative same-y albums begin?
Your dad has gotten caught in that niche and has went beyond. It's like he was in the niche for centuries so his body fused to become one with the niche. It's actually pretty impressive.
Then again he could just be shootin shit.
it's not like there's a separate movie theater just for autistic people.
generally movie theaters have specific showtimes set aside for people with special needs, with the lights turned on, the sound lowered, and no rules on talking during the movie.
It sounds like your dad is always trying to do something like this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1NZJ0UcX4
He should listen to this, and then tell him to improve his technique like this guy.
That would be awesome.
"Heard this song while traveling home after a great family celebration. Needless to say this song moved me and my wife and sent me scrambling to find it and put my spin on it and save that momment forever. Thanks for all the good times and comments and the others keep me motivated. Please Don't Go ;)"
>weedly weedly woo
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I don't know how to break this to you OP, but I think your father has suffered a stroke.
>all those people who think Colin fucked up
Playing a gritty multiphonic mess like that is pretty hard, you dont play like that by accident unless you have tourette and you are on hella shrooms.
actually there are people who have that condition. I remember some dutch pianp player had that, his own ears would make a perfectly tuned piano sound dissonant.
OP your dad might have this
this kid is great too. He used to have a series running called 'song covers with ryan perry' and did the most godawful impression of Imagine Dragons on purpose to sound funny, but it turned out to be an autistic mess. Sadly he removed those videos, they were gold buy hey, his channel is still there
I opened 6 at once, I fear man was not meant to experience this pleasure.
What compels him to make these videos?
>the comments on that second video
Oh my god they're all networked. How deep does this go?
Jesus, it's like a preschool in there
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS SO BIZARRE AND WEIRD AND HILARIOUS AND CRINGEWORTHY
I opened 80~ tabs then my browser crashed, but for a fleeting moment I glimpsed the face of god.
pic related, what I saw.
>moe howard reincarnated as autistic german man
Took me a while to transcribe this but here it is:
Saxdad - I Was Made To Love You cover (remix)
This is the future of /mu/ patrician listening.
Listen to that fluent blending of free jazz, experimental electronic and progressive trap.
Just get an angry black dude screaming over the top and you'll get a p4k 10/10 instantly.
don't have the track saved, but here
don't think this is the original pic tho
this weirds me the fuck out, there's like a whole community of youtube autists and they're all in a big preschool or something. It's really sad, and weird, and surreal and feels kind of like a fever dream whenever I watch these videos.
I highly recommend listening to multiple of them at the same time.
>feels kind of like a fever dream
Yeah this sort of articulates it
Seeing this shit makes me feel weird kind of fucked up
There are some drawings by autists that incite the same feeling too
Okay I found one of those pics
This fucking pic makes me feel so sick
I feel light headed and like I have to throw up when I watch and read shit like this
The worst thing is that there's more of it
>How'd you come up with your name?
>I like it! I like that name!
Oh god, my fries.
I saw a doc on Channel 4 a few weeks ago about bipolar disorder. There was one guy who suffered manic and depressive episodes multiple times a day. One way to keep himself in a non-depressive state was making music, this reminds me out that music, it was fucking weird. He used his bipolarbux to buy a DAW, synth and e-Drums but then if anything went wrong he'd go depressive and be unable to move and just want to die.
I know the symptoms of bipolar, autism and whatever OP's dad has are funny to look at, god knows I'm laughing, but they're serious illnesses and we should be thankful we don't have them.
I just want to saw a sincere thank you to OP and his dad.
Whenever I feel like shit or depressed I'll be able to watch these videos and be instantly cheered up. If not cheered up then at least I'll be laughing like a retard.
Is this a weird-ass fetish or something? Something about these videos is really unnerving