/mu/ succeeds in creating a joke band and have them playing a show at warped.
Now in order for this to work out, we need someone who actually is in a band and doesn't mind playing a show. They can play their music, but the bands name has to be a terrible scene/emo name and their song titles need to be terrible as well.
Let's start an indiecore band. like, a mix of bland metalcore and Mumford&Sons/Imagine Dragons-tier mallindie. screamed, generic breakdown heavy verses and 'lolsoquirky' stadium pop choruses with banjo and stuff.
Sounds like a great idea. We just need a band on here to actually agree to it, write a couple of 2 minute songs, and upload them. The rest of us need to stream them to death and they get to share a venue with Riff Raff
If Riff Raff can make it on warped, anyone can make it this year. FLHM doesn't have a cool abbreviation though that stands out to the teens. How about Terminally Ill Toy Soldiers? Kids will go crazy over t.i.t.s.
Alright /mu, how many members of Hanging Dong should there be? We can have up to ten. Also, what are there names?
That all depends on where you're located at. Warped stretches from June to August so look at the date listings and you will find the closest one to you. Thats where you woild play.
Fuck, I'd be down to see some HD songs live. Would be pretty funny