Are Swans truly the loudest live band around? I saw them at the Parish in Austin (which is a pretty small venue) the other day and it was so loud shit starting crumbling from the ceiling. I could literally feel the sound in the air like a shock wave or something. Share other Swans live experiences here
>get to the front row
>lol, this shit ain't even loud
>"look at all these ear plugs wearing fags"
>go buy a beer, bump into people and "accidentally" knock their earplugs out, do the same thing on the way back to the front.
>After the show tell Gira what I did.
>"Haha, I bet their buttplugs got knocked out, too!"
>swans and whitehouse make me manly ooooooh
you forgot patrician ;^)
the only insecure ones are the earplugs wearing pussies who legit think the only reason people who didn't wear earplugs just want to be "edgy" or "tough" haha, faggot, just kill yourself, loser.
>ooooooh telling other people to kill myself makes me feel manly ooooooh i'm definitely not embarrassing myself oooooh i'm invalidating the entire claim i just made by calling someone a faggot on an anonymous forum oooooooh
>oooooh i resort to ad hominem logic in literally every post i make ever ooooooh insulting people and ignoring all credibility while also pretending to make a real argument makes me a man ooooooh look how much of a big man i am oooooh why aren't you afraid of me?
>literally no one reads your gay greentexts faggot, just kill yourself. no one thinks ur funny oooooh guy.
you mad cuz i'm stylin' on ya, OOOOOOH.
>Knows how to turn the volume knobs on their amps up
>Knows how to tell the sound guy to increase the PA volume
LOL THEY'RE SO LOUD GUYS
Good thing their music is just shit made for edgy teenagers made by huge douchebags
>thinking huxley is edgy
can you really be this much of a sheltered faggot?
i'd make you eat your own poo irl, fag.
>oooooh making threats HAS to work if insults don't ooooooh maybe if i keep this up it'll actually make people scared of me oooooooh i hope they don't know i'm actually a very insecure and/or physically weak person in real life oooooh
i'd make you fuck 50 fat bitches for $1 each, cunt.