T-Minus 5 hours until day 3 begins, let's talk about past acts and shit you're hyped to see today.
DAY 2 HIGHLIGHTS::
>JOYCE MANOR BTFO BY PARQUET COURTS
>Clean Bandit, joined by Marina & the Diamonds, robbing everybody's dicks with their qtness
>Lights shares she has picks in her bra, advises it's the best way to keep them
>Benjamin Booker robs white man of his indie, based mustachio guy is being based
>Perfume Genius' crowd being the size of his dick
>le Kiesza face strikes back during Toro Y Moi's set
>SAINT PAUL AND THE BROKEN BONES FLARING COACHELLA UP WITH THAT FAT WHITEY SOUL BABY
>literally Area 51 over on Chet Faker's set
>Yelle and her pajama booty jiggles
>oy wey jew dance by giant feet haim girl on Hoizer set
>villainous mixer striking down Old Religion
>KILLER MIKE DROPPING THEM CRAZY MOVES, CROWD IS HYPE AS FUCK, DROP ZACH DE LA ROCHA, DESPOT, TRAVIS BARKER, GANGSTA BOO, LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, KILL, WIN, BTFO /pol/ & FERGUSON, END SET WITH BROMANCE
>Glass Animals being sexy as fuck
>Belle and Sebastian being unbearably white & indie, end set with crowd circus on their stage
>Alt-J being a blunder
>FJM refuses photography, points at camera, praises white Jesus, gets a crowd chick to use for live sexual ritual
>Duke Dumont having a qt drummer, Jake Gylenhaal & Martin Garrix spotted within the crowd
>Jungle playing soul music instead of str8 white label riddims, fucking dropped
>villainous mixer claiming Jack White as latest victim, black drummer getting more camera time than Jack himself
>Tyler getting pomf =3-y on his stage, makes a bunch of threats & spouts a bunch of memes, announces Puppy Killer side-project
>Gramatik being funky with live bass & trumpet & a fat fedorian
>twigs doing the snake seduction dance
>the weeknd makes grills wet everywhere, rehashes old shit, /mu/ reminisces
>Ratatat rocking the fuck out, he & Terje from day 1 = best & chillest closers 10/10
Toro Y Moi, Ratatat, St. Paul & The Broken Bones. Those were generally agreed on here as the best of last night.
Also, is anyone feeling hype for anyone playing today?
>Haerts crowd beheads a Stormtrooper, impales him on a stick
>Cloud Nothings mixer says FUCK YOU to his job as a mixer
>Reverend Horton Heat heat-up Coachella like the psychobilly freaks that they are, channel their inner Lil B by singing about weed and cooking
>Janelle Monae turns white, transforms into Wonder Woman to recruit CeCe Peniston tribute band, goes Cuckachella with the introduction of Joey Bada$$
>Sylvan Esso being this year's closest equivalent to Grouplove
>EVERYONE is a fucking cuck, want Charles Bradley's chocolate dick so bad, too bad it belongs to Jesus and Jesus only
>George Lopez outta fucking nowhere in Bronson's set
>Kimbra being a Disney princess mixed with crack, complete with nip slips
>obligatory momrock can suck my cock
>cameramen orgasming during Ghostface's set
>Alabama Shakes keeping the funky soul alive after Charles Bradley
>Keys & Krates tryina pull a Moby, no chance, DJ Snake too busy blowing them out of the water
>Joy Division Tribute Band being pretty strong with their set (for a Joy Division tribute band)
>tfw no qt3.14 Gorgon City gf's
>no one really caring bout Azealia "burn & crucify white people" Banks cause her set pre-recorded lel
>Tame Impala is hands down the best band in the world right now. They are not pretty good, they are pretty incredible. But more than just how good they are, They-
>Porter Robinson going OPN-lite
>Nero wearing fedoras, still offer the night's best EDM performance by far (except for /sp/artans who prefer DJ Snake)
>RIDE, SUPPORTED BY PIKACHU AND A MILF, ENGAGE IN AN EPIC BATTLE AGAINST THE VILLAINOUS MIXER
>Todd Terje closing the day with a chill as fuck set, melts everyone's rage about Ride's mixer away
does anyone know the name of the song keys n krates performed right before dum dee dum? i think it had some turkish/something like a humming sample as a lead and i couldn't find anything with soundhound/shazam
>his band was solid tho
That's why it was pretty good. I haven't heard any of his newer songs yet, though, so I can't really judge on the overall performance.
Anything similar to this?
I've heard about this guy for the first time on Friday, and I loved his set
The new "lots of british people on stage at once" genre has made a name for itself this year. Clean Bandit and Jungle both won me over yesterday. Don't know if i like their music, or if they're just fun to see live.
Try Giorgio Moroder - E=MC2, Giorgio Moroder - From Here to Eternity, Daft Punk - Random Access Memories, or >>55083420
's suggestion. There's also an italo-disco essentials on the wiki as well.
hozier was decent, Id catch him if there was noone else to see. you lose indie cred but probs could hook up with a peaking/screaming girl if you wear a straw hat and have a beard
>How long untill it starts?
Europe here coachellas time zone is fucked.
>What good artists are playing?
>Will they stream brand new?
Yeah this year's been the worst since I've been on /mu/.
2013 was pretty bad too. 2012 and 2011 were GOAT. 2014 had some good shit (Future Islands, Pixies, MGMT, QOTSA, Lorde was pretty good, Fatboy Slim, Outkast, etc.)
the line-up is kind of weak this year. especially compared to stuff like primavera.
usually trying to cover balding or grey hair, tbh.
also, everyone's wearing hats for functional reasons in the desert. and if ur wearing a hat all day, taking it off means tragic hair. so u leave it on.
>tfw /mu/ told you about charles bradley last year
WHYYYYYY IS IT SO HARRRRRRRRD