You're going back home midning your own business at 3 am when this semen demon asks you what you're listening
I knew a girl who looked kinda like her and we were good friends at some point & she send me messages that she didnt have sex in a while and is horny. so we joked around & she told me to come over but since I wasnt shure if she was joking or and not (and also insecure as all hell) I changed the subject like an idiot and stayed at home
good for you
the feeling of both knowing you're not going to be without her and keeping this tiny bit of hope while daydreaming about you and her is something I don't rparticularly recommend
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>People who browse a board dedicated to attentionwhoring
if i'm going at home at 3am it was probably a bad night because otherwise i would have stayed longer
if it was a bad night i'm probably in a disappointed mood
if i'm in a disappointed mood i probably listen to some depressing shit
or some ambient. or maybe not
well then i tell her what i'm listening to i guess
then i fingerbang the shit out of her, that's how it work, isn't it
if she doesnt immediately suck your cock when you tell her youre listening to this, the bitch aint worth it and deserves to have her earrings ripped out
Same story. Then she lost interest in me and one month later she stopped communicate with me
it's all in ya energy I'd pop off hot as cuz her legs are fresh and she looks mad sexy like she suck a dick jennifer lawrence
sO I would switch to "drunk mode" to shut off self consciousenss and say WHATEVER came into my mind to throw her for hte loop and get her interested, something that she doesnt expect to excite her, the words and meaning of the statement is meaningless
"nothing i'm just sitting here hanging out"
then she says "what?" but remember comprehension is not the most important thing
I slam her with a very fast change of subject "what you doin tonight" her frame of mind has been shifted and she is now interested in me and her energy is being directed onto me her attention is focused on me hell yeah
yeah thats exactly what I worried abt. like I'd show up at her door and she'd laugh and tell me it was just a joke. that woulda been awkward as hell. on the other side I've been telling myself that she could've been serious and I was just too much of a coward
agreed. I tend to do this and shits not healthy. dont really have any female friends anymore these days
nah I thought it was ok but was too fucking scared that she'd dump me
sucks bruh. a few months after this we also grew apart and dont talk anymore now
just to flip the script i wonder if she secretly wants you or the boy next to her to initiate a conversation with her like i would with a girl
like i was at a gig the other week and there were a couple of qt standing on their own looking pretty disinterested. i debated approaching them but it felt it would have been inconsiderate whereas i would have loved it if they approached me
>2nd floor front seat on megabus
nice. guess i give her my headphones for a minute and if she digs these smooth housey vibes hop over the aisle and pull out my trusty y-splitter
>are you seriously suggesting i go outside and start chatting up random girls on the street
Yes, girls are people, flesh and blood like you and me, if you can't talk to them well there's no hope for you.
What I have a bigger problem with is not random grills but the sort of woman that makes music and has actual talent. There I'd be swimming pretty hard upstream just to be able to speak to.
>Oh that's cool. I love The Beatles.
>Who's your favorite Beatle?
>Oh nice, I've always liked Ringo
*Stare at her like she's retarded then continue listening and looking out the window on my side.
This actually happened and I dont regret it at all because people who like Ringo are fucktards.
>tfw got drunk with a good friend a few weeks ago and almost lost virginity to her but couldn't get it up with a naked girl lying on you
idk what the fuck happened it's all the worse because at night it was fine and had a raging boner but she wanted to wait until the morning and then fucking nope my dick stopped working we drank a lot of whiskey so I think I legit got whiskey dick
I think we're gonna be fuck buddies from now on tho just a matter of figuring out when I/she has a free house and she's still being a rly good friend and is ok with us being just friend and is still tryna hook me up with one of her friends so that's gr8
>tfw stopped by a QT charity worker
>spend like an hour stood in pissing rain talking to her
>she mentions how people keep asking for her number and it's really creepy
>was about to ask for her number
>It is for most girls if you're ugly and/or poor.
Only because you think it is or you act like a creep or something. If you calm down and act like a normie then you really aren't.
I'm both of those things and I've never had a problem interacting with women.
You fool, you should have done it, and given zero fucks about it, also staying out in the rain getting soaked is incredibly romantic.
>tfw get a boner before sex
>lose it as soon as i have to put the condom on
this has fucked up my last 4 times i tried having sex in the past month, before that i was with a chick who let me fuck without one on, did i get spoiled?
I got drunk with a girl one day a few weeks back, she was making out with me really hard and I was so into it but there was nothing going on down there. I'm not on medication or anything so I don't know if it was stress or something, but I'm kind of nervous for when I lose my virginity now. Is this normal or are we fucking weird?
No, I didn't have my bank details or card and they only take electronic payment.
So I got her number and told her I'd call her to sort it out later. :^)
Then I went to the pub and lost my phone, lel
Hooked up with a girl from a bar once but I was to drunk to get it up, in the morning it would have been but she only wanted to cuddle, and we were really hungover, spent the rest of the day lying in bed and showing each other music. But I didn't have the courage to contact her since then
man I wish I knew why I'm not that into her tho she's a solid 7.5/10 and we've been friends for a year now and she's into music too and has always been super supportive about everything and helped me get off with people before and this is a guy who didn't get his first kiss until he was 17 and she'd probably be a great gf but I'm just not that into her sigh
ah well she's still ok with us being just friends and maybe fucking occasionally and she's still being super nice and tryna set me up with one of her ultra qt friends so I guess it's actually pretty good!
I fap daily and I'm thinking that might be fucking with things so these days I'm trying to only fap when I feel like I need to rather than out of habit I don't have the discipline to go full nofap
I have no clue anon :c maybe quit fapping like I'm trying to or do it less? idk man I hope that will help
dude do it! if she wanted to fuck you then she'll probably still want to fuck you now this friend of mine is definitely still up for it and we've talked about it just tricky to actually arrange it
damn I'm glad so many of you seem to relate to my post hahah I'm glad it happened I don't really consider myself a virgin any more and I've always had ">tfw no gf" problems and I seriously think it's just going to snowball from here and be so much easier now
should have done this >>55114874 sorry anon numbers are easy it's everything after that's hard at least for me
only awkward if you make it awkward
when I almost lost it this friend said she was really surprised that it was my first time and said that I was one of the better people she'd been with and that I'll probably be amazing once I get practice and it seemed like a genuine response rather than bullshit and I didn't even actually fuck her so that's a good sign
I guess just don't stress over it and focus on foreplay and making her feel good rather than slipping it in and lasting 20 seconds
I may be a fucking social retard unable to take any initiative and physically fucked up by anxiety, but at least there are worse cases
>start a friendly conversation
>reach my stop and say goodbye
Beta as fuck confirmed
>not getting her number
>friend-to-friend conversation instead of man-to-woman
I bet you listen to Kendrick Lamar
I can't believe the number of limp dicks on 4chan. It's like a plague. I say you guys limit your fapping to 2-3 times a week (totally reasonable). Fapping several times a day everyday is probably what's crippling your performance. I fap without control on sundays and sometimes mondays, and then I spend the rest of the week recharging batteries. By the time friday and saturday comes, when I "get lucky" my boner is hard as a rock and all is feelsy and electrical. Gotta watch for the premature ejaculation but it's just a matter of changing positions, fingering, licking, etc.
tl; dr: don't fap so much
Happened to me a year ago
I was kind of sick and my fuckbuddy visited me, we ended up making out hard and after 2 minutes of fucking it went down, didn't even give me the chance to cum.
I got a BJ out of it and it still was dead, fucking flu
By the way we were both sick for a while after that
happened to me until i was 17 or something, had two or three complete disasters trying to have sex" - and even a girlfriend for half a year! she managed to wank me off once though, dunno where that boner came from.
then i got drunk with a lady one day and it's been good ever since
boner problems are common
lmao myke just posted this.
I'd prefer feefo's opinion on this more tho. how to make a date bump in the whip
I let her destroy me, no matter what I did to her physically, she had total control over my emotions at the time.
I'm glad she's living her life, and free to do whatever she wants to.
All of you awkward types need to learn to work with it. You can be awkward and withheld and still get pussy. A lot of girls will mistake your awkwardness for mysteriousness if you can play it off right.
When you're talking to a girl and feeling awkward as fuck.. Just be vague.. Be quiet.. listen and ask questions. Don't expose more of yourself than you have to. I've had girls wanting to fuck me without telling them a damn thing about myself.
This kind of actually happened to me once, it wasn't 3am it was only like 10pm and the conversation started a little differently
>Waiting by myself at train station in January of last year, it snowed earlier that day so there was snow on the ground.
>I had my guitar with me because I had just played a show
>I was the only person at the station when I got there so I had my headphones on
>Qt grill shows up, looked to be about my age (22 at the time)
>I wasn't really planning on talking to her then, I had no idea what I could even say that wouldn't be weird and awkward.
>Still though, I lit up a cigarette because I thought it would look cool to stare moodily at train tracks while smoking a cigarette. I figured since I had a guitar on my back I would go all the way with the Thoughtful Songwriter Boy image.
>She goes to sit down on the metal bench a few feet away from where I'm standing, but as soon as her legs tough the seat she bolts up and goes "FUCK, THAT'S COLD."
>I try my best to pretend that I didn't notice
>"You didn't see that, did you?" she says
>"Notice what?" with a sly smile
>She asks about my guitar
>We end up talking at the station until the train comes and then sit next to her on the train
>She was on her way home from her parent's house, she took a bunch of her mom's old journals from when she lived in England back in the 70's
>We get to our stop and part ways
>We didn't share contact information, spend most of the walk back regretting that
She never asked what I was listening to. It was Burn Your Fire for No Witness by Angel Olsen.
>All of you awkward types need to learn to work with it. You can be awkward and withheld and still get pussy. A lot of girls will mistake your awkwardness for mysteriousness if you can play it off right.
Precisely, I'm glad someone else understands.
You can use that assburger distance as charm if you work it the right way. "Oh he's dark and mysterious." That sort of thing.
It requires a certain skill. It's all about your eyes. A person can tell your disinterested in a heart beat if you're not using your eyes correctly. You need to become a good actor.
Hardly anything in life is easy. Learning to get pussy isn't like learning a bar trick..It's an art. It takes time and effort. It'll be hard for a while.. But once you get a rhythm going, you'll start seeing way more return. Practice makes perfect.
>Congratulations on the three of you for being white and having a pretty face.
I'm white but I don't have a pretty face though. I'm ugly as fuck, but I try to use that to my advantage by being witty and 'charming'. At the very least it sets me apart from other guys by having character and humor.
I'm pretty sure it's a Berlin double decker bus.
Honestly, I doubt any girl would chat me up at 3AM on public transit, but I'd probably say Portishead or something. Or be honest and admit I'm listening to Death Grips or something like that.