why the fuck is he wearing shoes on inside the house
She's playing the "qt comfy" card
She's that girl who sits on the floor with crossed legs because she just makes herself home like that
It makes you believe she's the one comfortable in the group, not you
Notice how he doesn't have shoes on: same thing, trying to appear confident
I bet she rambles about how guys are more fun then girls and how she hates wearing make up
I only saw his review for The Bride Screamed Murder. It was basically, "It's not their best album so 5/10". Probably one of the worst reviews I've seen in my life for anything.
I miss based Mark Prindle.
I just like to make up bullshit stereotypes
It's obvious I mean look at how she make Tony put a paper under his glass
It's not enough that she noticed how sweating he was, she offered him water with a sarcastic tone and to finish the poor guy said "put this under, pretty pls"
Also bitch pay attention to the game/player, Dude's having a blast and you isolate yourself from his world to take a shitty pic
Please stop ending sentences with "or". I understand the tone you're trying to convey but it's very fucking annoying.
No. He analyses music on a very surface level. He's serviceable if you don't know much about music in general or the genre of the album he's reviewing. For the most part plebeians use him to filter what they should listen to. If you know your shit you're not going to get anyting from his videos.
It's mostly the fact that he displays the same level of knowledge as your average /mu/tant but somehow has hundreds of thousands of subscribers frothing at the mouth to hear his opinion on whatever shitty new hip-hop record is out this month.
I'm not against reading music criticism, far from it. P4k and Fantano aren't necessarily good examples of music criticism. Maybe good if you want to see what new releases are cool to like.
I would suggest you practice active listening, learn music theory, and be a smart guy.
So you're a plebeian.
What is sex like with Anthony Fantano? It’s a question I’ve pondered many times, about a great many men, but the thought of sexual intercourse with Fantano is something I constantly return to, more so than others. Sex with Friedrich Nietzsche must have surely been terrifyingly masochistic and dangerous (not without protection, Freddy). Ingmar Bergman’s many affairs meant he was probably a great lover in bed, but he also probably cried relentlessly afterwards every time out of guilt and the lack of God’s answers for shagging. Someone like Cary Grant would have been a fantastically smooth talker, but given that he was probably gay, he would also have probably been a slight disappointment. Klaus Kinski would probably not allow you to make a single sound, in case you distract him from his task. A Marlene Dietrich would probably eat you alive and forget about you immediately. It goes on.
But Anthony Fantano? Lord knows what that’s like. I don’t think Fantano's gf could bring herself to talk about it if you asked her, it was probably too terrifying, or maybe even non-existent. After many hours pondering (because what better things do I have to do than ponder how Anthony Fantano tackles penetration?), I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Fantano is either entirely asexual and has always been that way, or he’s a complete fucking jackhammer. I can imagine him hating sex like he hates absolutely everything. On the other hand perhaps he only hates everything because he does not get enough sex. If it’s the latter than he’s probably incredibly frustrated in bed anyway, and it leads to 300mph machine-gun fucking. Does he even have a mattress? Is it just a metal or concrete slab? I doubt Anthony Fantano has a memory foam mattress. There’s probably a bunch of metal chains hanging around for sado-masochistic stuff, and also love poems to his gf and some hot waitress in a place he frequents, although I suppose Fantano probably only drinks protein shakes.
When I just need to get a quick one out, yes. I don't see masturbation as something to indulge in for pleasure unless I'm stoned, it's more like "Oh I gotta do this now or I'll kill myself."
I get it over with as quickly as possible so I can spend my time more productively, like shitposting on /mu/ for example.
My penis is large.
that girl's face isn't that qt but I still think I'd lick her toes
fixed that image. wish i could get all of her feet if it weren't for those guys hands
>do you happen to wear video game t shirts
not after I was 12
>cargo shorts that go half way down your calf
only when I come to beach
and not with a shirt
who the fuck wears a classic shirt like that with shorts?
>There's literally nothing wrong with wearing a shirt and shorts.