>Hey Anon, do you wanna go to Berghain with me?
Dance, drink, grind up against people who look good, smoke in the smokers lounge while talking to girls going hard on pills because they're easy prey.
>You will never get to fuck Nina Kraviz and be a Berghain regular
Do you know a bit of German and can say that without a horrible accent?
If not, can you keep your mouth shut?
Do you own any "techno"-looking clothing?
Are you by yourself?
Do you look somewhat older than 25?
Congratulations, you're in.