OK, I admit it, I'm a fraud! This was all a futile, pathetic attempt to impress you. This isn't really my restaurant. I'm just a cashier!
Squidward, I understand. I have a confession to make myself. I made everything up about my life. I have no yachts, jets, or anything. I was only trying to impress you. The horrible, sad truth is, I'm a cashier too!
Of course not! I'm filthy stinking rich!
>Front page isn't 100% spongebob threads.
Come on, everyone. Let's all take a ride in my balloon/casino!
Ugh, I got such a headache. What's going on with you?