Was that Japanese girl across the sea really 18 years old?
It doesn't matter, he knew nothing about her, the point of the song is that he is a shallow piece of shit that is in love with his idea of an ideal girl, and is a creep that projects that upon any women that gives him the time of day
>Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
>Do it to me every time
>Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
>And I'm jello, baby
If Rivers went to prison he'd have to pay for extra special solitary confinement, like the terrorists get. If he was in general population, he'd last maybe 30 minutes.