>>59625884 a four hundred word essay is some easy shit mate i mean like really come on that is barely any words to begin with and probably definitely way less when compared to something like a five hundred or six hundred or seven hundred plus essay I mean really like you could probably bang that shit out in a split second if you sat down with some good coke or whatever type uppers you like and just spilt your internal beans onto some paper like come the fuck on faggot no really though man thats not too many words you are just looking at it all wrong man maybe just listen to ride he will tell you he writes like 1000 words a day and I would bet you all the lint in my ass that his hands are not ever getting tired when he sits and does that cause it is really not all that much in terms of words, it is only probably a handful of words beyond three hundred and eighty five words but here let me ask you how many papers you have to write on because that could determine how small your writing is and then maybe your hand will cramp but if you really like the subject matter you probably wont realize the pain building in your hand muscles
>>59626709 and then afterwards when you are all done and shit you can totally go down to marks and cop those sick fish tacos you have been eyeing up (and i totally know you been eyeing them up because i saw you just last week as you walked by that place (i was at the corner) and you stopped for a moment and gasped at their fishen sheen before a drop of drool caressed your limp lower lip and fell to the pavement you were stuck on, just stairing those sweet sweet fish tacos down, the ones with all the condiments and shit like lettuce too probably, those things are so bad ass like that man) and then when your tum tum is all full and hurtin you will know that the satisfying pain of indigestion is due to your total domination of the situation you once had at hand, the one where you had to chill for a sec and bang out a tight ass lil slam piece of an essay, in only four hundred words.
I could write an entire shit post that was four hundred words like Jesus Christ, it's not even hard. Is this bait? This has to be bait! I mean four hundred Words? If It was 1,500 or something, then yeah, I'd understand, but four hundred? Back in my day I would BS 400 words for a much longer essay. I'd talk about the water cycle or some shit that would fly right by, you know? I mean the average five-paragraph essay has an intro of around 125 words, so why is four hundred a big deal? Doesn't matter anyway, you're just another edgy high school faggot who probably discovered Fugzai yesterday and is sitting in his tiny, cum stained room typing up another edgy comment to try and piss off another social justice warrior on tumblr or twitter or some other shit. Four hundred words is it? That's what you need music to accomplish? Not getting over your girlfriend of some months or the death of a loved one? No! You gotta finish that essay! And it's not even due in an hour or something, it's due on Thursday! You can finish 400 words by Thursday, just do half today and half tomorrow!
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