Alright, /o/, i came up with a genius plan.
lincoln mark VIs are cheap everywhere because they look goofy with the long overhangs on a super short wheelbase and such, but they're rear wheel drive and come with the 5 liter V8.
BMW E30s are getting super expensive, and only came with crappy not enough cylinder engines.
you shortened the front and rear overhangs. You would basically have an E30 for half the cost.
holy fuck that shortened mark vi
it looks like my stunted cousin from fetal alcohol syndrome. thanks for the rolfing meme
Why not cut a bit more and go full caged buggy?
That's why the mark vii is shorter and has more power...
Except that it's not the overhangs that are wrong it's the front wheel to cowl distance being too short and an oversized greenhouse. Lengthen that distance and shrink the greenhouse and you get...a Mark V!
I don't think science has gotten us that far yet
You'll have to forgive me, i haven't done this in a few years.
I'm also ridiculously lazy.
we have passed the line of no return
but let's keep going and see where we end up
Seriously, how the fuck do American landbarges get away with this much overhang without looking like total jokes? The full size wagons were even worse, they basically dragged half a car behind the rear axle.
Needs a VQ with an upside down diff and cosworth gearbox.
god damnit, i was just working on that.
>behind the front seat under a hump. It's a air cooled flat 12
You can play, but you gotta get weird with it
This one's powered by hopes and dreams.
Fuck you, I used to think they look goofy just cause of the dumb oval window back there. Now I can't unsee that overhang
you're welcome friend.
The MK IV/V have long overhangs, but also have longer wheelbases so they look normal
>someone got paid to screen cap this thread
Ok, i also tried to make the front a little more proportional, i think i ended up with a golf.
look, we almost made 4chan relevant again
>trips talking shit about faggots, redditors, and /b/
whos this fag
>15 years into the 21st century
>knowing I will still never drive this god machine
the feels are coming hard and fast, anon
Mark VIs are cheap. Buy 2, couple sawzall blades, some JB weld, you're there.
you're gonna have to drive around and check old farmers back yards. that's where most of them are rotting away.
We're on reddit guys
>someone is getting paid to browse /o/ in work and steal epic memes
how do i get jobs like this?
is recaptcha being a useless shit for aybody else?
No. Fuck all that shit. Inline 8 or fuck off.
God damn you. Does reposting a 4chan thread really qualify as front-page material for a (pretty big looking) blog/website?
Ah, shit, forgot the side marker lights.
There is a pretty great community there on the Discuss platform though
A few guys in the staff also browse here
You'd have to admit that those earnings aren't worth bragging about though
>mfw this thread is featured on 9feedboocar
too late for the "news" site
but it's a thing of beauty anon
ban tactical assault Lincolns
T-thanks m8s (even the ones that I'm not sure of whether or not they're expressing their approval).
Sheeeit, I was gonna do a fastback version and forgot. At least you did. Noice. Too bad about dem pixels tho.