Staged as fuck, but it's not working out the way they wanted. It was supposed to end up like in a feminist utopia, something that all the womym around the UK could shout 'u go gurl' at, but it's not happening as the women keep bitching and sitting around waiting for something to happen.
>send out scouts to find a beach >scouts find a beach, can't find way back >main group at camp on the verge of dehydration waiting for scouts to return >scouts stay at the beach until the main party get sick of waiting and go and find them
The men aren't doing well either, but at least they've got a shelter
>>506917 They found one, and didn't go tell the guy. He got so mad, and cried a little. He had said the only thing he wanted to see was a sea turtle. It was like his life long dream to see on. They made a point not to tell him.
>>507104 the guy was an absolute cock and didn't pull his weight he broke his knuckle punching the sand because he threw a rock, or net I dont recall, at a bird and missed the turtle in question was laying her eggs and the guys who saw her didn't want to risk upsetting her by bringing more people over and if he had been out helping them instead of lazing around camp he would've seen it i'm getting mad just thinking about him he was such a dickhead he barely even went and helped with water collection and if anyone called him out on it they were always in the wrong because camp harmony was more important than people actual helping around camp
>cry as soon as they see the island >first thing the do while on the island is socializing >walk 500m, cry, decide they are done walking and start a fire >found potatoes on their way >sleeping on the ground in a forest was a bad idea >food walk into camp >they are scared of food >fire die anyway >decide to make two groups, one we search a beach, the other... wait for it. >first group run out of water, find beach with a reliable water source, sleep here and go find the other >two days of walking in circles to find the other group >...that just waited here since the beginning >have only drink rainwater since day 2 >decide the beach with the water source is too far and they would probably just get lost >find a closer beach >then do nothing. >after two days of doing nothing, the lack of water was showing >drink unsafe water, discover steam pressure and other stupidities ensues >they ate nothing in the past 3 days and can't even find water >two piglets, used to the presence of man and without their mother walk in the camp >talk about luck >the eat one... just kidding, they befriend them >realize they will die if they don't find water >go to the beach with a source >food have to follow them in the jungle >finally ate a pig, cry a lot
Men: >Cut through the island to the beach first day >Make fire >Attempt to make shelter >Old. fat, and youngest first to go >Two almost die from a rising tide on the rocks >Kill a fucking crocodile >Lazy nig being a lazy nig
Women: >BAWW before even reaching the fucking island >Gets dropped off in still water >Talk to each other for an hour >One girl pisses in the filthy, stagnant water >Snake makes girl cry for 10 minutes >One says "We have dinner" but never kills it >They all sleep in the forest, get bitten to shit >Girl almost dies from dehydration and hypothermia >Overheated jerrycan allahu ackbars on another girl's face >Sociopath girl jumps at chance to kill small animals >They fuck up their fire-making supplies and have to be brought new ones >Triumphant music plays every time they start a fire, where they then all proceed to do that annoying woman "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>507224 5 minutes before, on the video a woman quit because "my body can't take it anymore". 2 minutes before, on the video, Bear explicitly say "I had to personally intervene and provide them with a fully functioning (inaudible) set". The pigs were so much Grylls.
>>507368 The best part is when you think about your camping/bob/whatever things you have and can feel so superior to them.
Seriously just the mini sawyer and a lighter would solve half their problems. It's $20 and weight nothing. A tent/hammock, a harpoon+tuba and a bow/small rifle will solve the other half. 90% of the job is done. The only hard thing left is finding a prey when you are a man.
Now, I think about it, why don't they distillate the sea water? The metal jerrycan they use to boil it would be great for the job. They would have pure water and salt with no efforts. Salt is useful when you sweat all the time and have meat to conserve.
>Omega hippie loser long hair guy: "I can't believe you didn't come wake me up when you found the endangered green sea turtle, that would have made my life complete! You know that! I'm so upset at you!"
>Alpha: "Well...you didn't want to come night time croc hunting with us, and I didn't think it was appropriate to walk 30mins back here to wake you up about it, then have the turtle be gone when we walk 30mins back...."
>Alpha: "You know...some people search their entire lives for sea turtles and never see them"
>Omegaloser storms off pissed royally off while others snigger
>>507741 Just watched this episode and this sent my sides to space. They keep giving this kid shit, rightfully so for a while but as soon as he starts getting along with the group and somewhat productive he gets set off because of a damn turtle.
First 3 episodes down and I still don't know what they're saying. What language are they speaking? Is it an obscure Sumerian dialect?
Pretty laughable so far. It's like watching Survivor but everyone is twice as stupid. Whatever country these people come from is some assbackwards place that I hope one day becomes filled with radical dark skinned people who suicide bomb everyone. Too bad such people don't exist.
>>507594 yup, it's the man vs. woman one >>506830 I've just caught up on the series. I did a bit of reading about the show. Bear admits that the wild animals are implanted onto the island, it's odd though that the womens had pigs while the mens had crocodiles. The water they find on the island comes from pre-made ponds the crew made to gather rainwater or run-off from the ground, which still needs to be collected and boiled.
The mens team seems sort of stacked with well educated folks. They started with a construction manager suicide and builder who helped build the shelter then fucked off. The team has an engineer, manual labourer, a producer, and doctor leading the island now (or at least carry the focus of the show).The womens island leader is currently a nurse but was lead before by a beauty salon owner, a mom, and a camerawomen. Just seems like the womens team is filled with wasted space without an educated leader.
>>508117 One of the women was the daughter of a "forest ranger", who then proceeded to get lost and lose all sense of direction.
Women are stupid m8, the show is just showing women in their natural element.
You're also forgetting that Vic build beds for everyone, so the men still have a natural ability to build things, whereas the women can't literally do anything other than bitch, moan, gossip, hiss, and complain.
It's obvious that they've been getting water, food, sedated pigs, etc etc and they are still failing (yet pretending they aren't and relishing in their "achievements").
Meanwhile the men are getting emaciated, yet they are thriving, fishing, building beds, murdering endangered crocs, yelling at eachother, patting each other on the back, building boats, catching eels, banting, and generally being fun to watch.
Fuck women, they suck--only good for cum dumping into, birthing, and breast feeding (nothing else).
>>508578 Women don't like try-hards. You get friend zoned quick. They also don't like bitter assholes who think they are the God's gift. Maybe you can't get laid, because of your attitude. Ever thought of that? How do I know this? Well, I'm a woman.
>>506830 Way too many people are lumping all the women on the island onto one boat. Right now, most of them are shit. I have high hopes for the nurse, the person who killed every animal the women caught and befriended.
I just started the second season and this must be a fucking joke. The men could be doing better but beyond a little alpha male dick swinging and the young kid quitting there is still a lot of natural camaraderie They've got some very basic shelter too The women are pretty much useless besides the mothers nurturing the younger women who are being hysterical about dirty hands and nature around them. But every little problem that comes along seems to takes them an hour to move beyond
>>509128 Its on Channel4, britbong gibberish. You can watch it on their site Also I don't think anyone has point out Grylls only wears his own line of tacticool outdoor gear. Its not surprising but what a twat
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