>Friend works at saw mill
>said he has a load of pine wood that was rejected for lumber
>free fire wood.jpg
>get there, its all sawn in 4x6 chuncks some 3 or 4 feet. Most 1 to 2 feet from where they cut the wood they could use.
>I know that smell.jpg
>keep straight face.jpg
>so /out/ what do I do with my truck load of fat wood?
Im going to apologize for this post since i didn't even know what fat wood was.
But shit, you have a whole truck full of good kindling, bust out a machete and start splitting it, build a giant pile.
If youre the same person saying i need a batoning knife i want you to shut your mouth.
If youre the fuckin idiot who cant split kindling with a machete, which is just a big heavy knife, and wants me to use a much heavier axe to do the same small work, i want you to eat dirt you fucking shitstain.
Wow, are you illiterate?
The chain of replies goes to a post suggesting you use an axe.
To which someone said "different strokes for different folks".
To which someone said to use the right tool for the job implying axe.
Learn to fucking read m9
>if u can't split with muh machete
I can split wood just fine with a machete. I can do it a lot safer and faster with a tool designed to split wood rather than one designed to clear vegetation.
>much heavier axe
We're talking about splitting at home you mouthbreather. A small axe or hatchet will split wood with much less effort than a machete if you had the slightest clue about the correct technique for chopping wood.
Go fuck yourself.