>Nobody boils water for 2 hours
>Fills up with ashes every 5 minutes and needs emptying/refueling
>People who haven't bought one still defend it on here because they planned to and are infatuated with their idea of how neat it will be to use
This thing is a plague
Yeah it makes way more sense when you scale it up. But if they just made a thermoelectric pole you stuck one end of in the fire with the USB ports for charging your phone in the other end that'd be more practical than either
Except a pole won't work real well. Physics, thermodynamics... science keeps getting in the way of all the cool shit.