Come on /pol/ share your stories and pics of the morbidly obese. Just say no to Fat Acceptance.
have some fecal impaction
>large amount of stool dries out and hardens due to slow colon
>stool causes local necrosis and sepsis
>cannot pass, but liquid stool can get around it
You probably eat until you are sated which is the issue. Just eat the bear minimum until the hunger dissipates and get some exercise. Over the course of the year your stomach will shrink, you'll get full quicker on less food, be more active, and have lost weight.
Straight outta This is Thin Privilege
>Sorry if this gets a bit rambly, but I am a crying wreck right now and just typing this is an emotional release
>So I am a pretty shy girl and a small fat at 5’2 and 190 lbs. I felt that my weight has really held me back in terms of being confident enough to try to get into a relationship, but ever since finding HAES and TITP, I have been working to own it, stand up for myself, and get out of my shell for a really long time
>This semester at my university I met this boy in one of my classes when we were grouped together for an assignment. We got to know each other pretty well. I thought he was really cute, really funny, and we had a lot in common. I really thought there was some mutual interest and chemistry there. I read on the internet that guys like girls who take charge and ask them out so I mustered up all my courage and did just that.
>Well guess what. He rejected me. But that isn’t what this post is about
>Him: It's just that I want someone who is as interested in fitness as I am. (aka: I want a thin conventionally attractive girlfriend)
>Me: Well, first of all, I go to the gym about 9 hours a week. I bust my ass on the ellipticals. I only eat fresh fruits and veg and lean proteins. And by the way, when I was trying to get thin and starving myself to only 500 calories a day, I still didn’t lose weight. My whole family is like this.
>Him: *Started going into that bullshit calories in calories out argument*
>Me: Well, my mom is fat. My dad is fat. My sisters are fat. And I am fat. And we eat only healthy things everyday. None of us were able to lose weight permanently by going on diets. This is just the way our genetics works.
>And then he said the most fucked up shit I have ever heard:
>Him: Well, I want to find a partner to raise healthy kids with, and so I’m not sure we would be a great match based on your family’s genetics.
>Him: Well, I want to find a partner to raise healthy kids with, and so I’m not sure we would be a great match based on your family’s genetics.
That's the perfect fucking answer.
>a small fat at 5’2 and 190 lbs
ITT uneducated morons
i was fat as a child and did everything i could. ran biked swam jogged etc etc it didn't WORK
you have to wake up one day and face the facts and this little thing we call reality that some people are predisposed to being heavy and fat shaming them doesn't work. i have bad genes and my entire family was 200+ pounds in their teenage years. it's the genes, folks, not the person.
>inb4 tons of stupid jokes
i've heard em' all your ignorance won't faze me
If you work out right your skin tightens as you lose weight. And don't give me that I just love food shit, it's like saying why would I stop smoking if I love cigarettes? You're an addict and it's going to kill you.
This Fat Friday thread needs a kick in the ass. I'll dump some related shit.
For ultimate fat shaming just follow these steps:
1 - Post the Louis CK pro fat video everyone's obsessed about
2. Post picture of Elliot Rodger (pic related).
3. Mention that the fat woman's speech sounds a lot like Elliot Rodger's manifesto
4. "Now let's talk about entitlement again, shall we?"
>So I am a pretty shy girl and a small fat at 5’2 and 190 lbs
>morbidly obese man sat in chair for 2 years
>fused to it
this happens more often than you think. There's a story where they pulled some guy up and his back ripped off and his kidney fell out
>tfw learning first-hand the only thing more disgusting than a shirtless pork-galaxy is a shirtless ex-fat with a metric fuckload of loose skin
All that god damned work and now I just to wait for months before I can look like a non-hedonistic lump. That is my thin privilege.
I knew a guy who had a legit thyroid problem and was morbidly obese.
Sure some people are predisposed to be bigger, but if those people work out they become trucks. Nobody is predisposed to morbid obesity without a legit disease.
I'm predisposed to being wiry and need to work to put on any muscle I'd rather be one of those people predisposed to being big so I can lift to truckmode.
tl'dr genetics varies but the most you can blame on genetics is chub barring disease.
>Fat fuck in denial.
While genes do have something to do with weight, if you know you have tendencies you should hold back on food. There's no excuse for being fat.
I was fat myself, but one day I realized I would never experience the love of a woman, so I started to work out, cut down on my diets, and a year later I had lost my virginity and got a gf.
>i was fat as a child and did everything i could. ran biked swam jogged etc etc it didn't WORK
You can run all you want, still won't matter if you stuff your face all day fattie.
What you ignoramuses don't seem to understand is that I ATE LESS and worked out MORE
Yet STILL I wasn't LOSING any weight. I was simply predisposed to being fat. I still am to this day.
It sucks but hey, some of us aren't dealt a fair lot in life. I'm 24 and a virgin and overweight. Is it my fault? NO. I've tried EVERYTHING
Quit showing all your ignorance guys, it's really quite pathetic.
I call bullshit.
You want to know why? Because I bet you olnly say these stories to make it feel like you eat healthy.
I bet you eat an apple a day, then drink coke and have mcdonalds.
Stop asking for sympathy. That voice in your head that says feed me siemore is your problem. Work on it, and lose the weight. You really just dont have the will power to do so, so say just that.
Stop playing the victim. Anyone can lose the weight if they TRULY want to do so.
that picture is true, girls have it easier in every way, they can also just lose fat without building muscle to be considered "hot", while men have to spend years cutting and bulking to be accepted.
there was this one girl at school who had bad thyroid problems, A's despite eating so very little and exercising, she was still fat. Apparently one day she tried CUTTING the fat off of herself with a knife.
Im 5'4 and was pushing 300 pounds 2 months ago. Thanks to these threads I have lost 30 pounds in 2 months by restricting my calories to 1200 or less a day and jogging a couple times a week.
I reached a milestone last week by jogging a mile without walking breaks and beat 13 minutes. 2 months ago I felt like I was going to die from just jogging down the block and my time was over 23 minutes from all the breaks I took to catch my breath. I want to start building muscle by weightlifting at a gym but my work hours don't allow me to do this right now.
Fat shaming threads saved my life.
Working out and not changing diet is easier than just changing diet.
Ideally you do both but whatever.
Sign up for lessons in a sport you've always wanted to learn.
Baseball, field hockey, tennis, swimming, boxing, lacrosse, football, fencing, muay thai, dancing, parkour, soccer, Judo, ANYTHING.
holy shit, you may be the secret to infinite energy, your body holds physics defying secrets
we must study you!
this is a fucking lie and i'm tired of fat people saying nothing works. you don't exercise and you don't eat right. responsibility is what you should own. do you think we're fucking stupid? both quality and quantity of food matter, as does exercise. if you eat a bunch of carbs and fats and don't exercise your body will store it as fat. if you start eating less amount of shit yet you're still fat you've reached an equilibrium that can only be altered by eating better and more exercise.
i don't doubt there's fat people that lie to themselves to believe this shit but fuck i'm so tired of this bullshit
>Well, first of all, I go to the gym about 9 hours a week. I bust my ass on the ellipticals. I only eat fresh fruits and veg and lean proteins.
Of course you do, sweetheart. Of course you never eat junk food, don't drink your TDEE twice over in Starbucks every day, and you spend 9 hours a fucking week at the gym.
>when I was trying to get thin and starving myself to only 500 calories a day, I still didn’t lose weight
I'm sure that definitely happened and it totally wouldn't cause you to die of malnutrition if you actually did it for any period of time lengthy enough for you to have any noticeable results.
/r/ing that study that showed fatties under-estimate how much they eat and over-estimate how much work they do
I will explain it to you like you're 5:
The body creates fat from the unspent calories you eat.
If you burn more calories than you eat, you will lose weight; if you eat more calories than you burn you will gain weight
There are people predisposed to be thin and predisposed to be fat. This depends on which percentage of calories your body turns into fat.
Even if your body turns 100% of the unspent calories into fat, if you burn more than you eat you will lose weight.
Your body can't create fat from nothing, if you burn more calories than you eat you WILL get thinner. There's no alternative to this, If you TRULY, REALLY burn more calories than you eat and even so you remain fat then you have transcended physics and found a source of infinite energy.
> be chubby
> try losing weight
> oh boy time for running
> break my left knee and totally tear the shit out if my MCL
> tried jogging other day
> knee locked up and I nearly front flipped
Quiet, child. Educate yourself. You disgust me.
Do YOU have the 'fat gene'? 90% of obese people could have mutation that means they're programmed to eat more and move less
The "fat gene" is very real.
I love how people think doing sports or running your knees off everyday is gonna help you shred fat.
Lift heavy and eat right. If you really have to eat that cheeseburger every day, then go ahead and run.
At most, you shouldn't be doing anything else than 20min of HIIT on rest days.
Stop with the mindless running.
It's not possible for you to remain fat when you're exercising and eating less calories. You're doing something wrong bro. You know it inside that you could try harder but you're too lazy. Maybe try lasting for longer than a week next time
>I'm 24 and a virgin and overweight. Is it my fault? NO
Try to take responsibility for once. Face the truth. You're fat because of your own gluttony, sure your genes are working against you, but NO ONE is fat without their own doing. If you know you have genetically tendencies, then you should stop eating so much. It's simple science, you CAN'T GET FAT, only because of genetics, it's simply impossible.
>Quit showing all your ignorance guys, it's really quite pathetic.
It's you who can't face the obvious, scientific truths. It's you who close your eyes, and make up your own story as to why you're fat (trust me I was fat once, i did the same). It's you who are ignorant to facts and logic, and it's slowly but surely killing you.
It'll get better, going from nothing to even a little bit of exercise is hard. Once your body adjusts you'll feel great and will be able to shake off injuries and get less injuries to begin with.
so you have a gene that predisposes you to be slothful? even if that were true, your body is still capable of a heightened metabolism, and you are still capable of exercising the self control necessary not to eat like a pig. be a human being and exercise some will power. you're not an animal.
Un-fucking-believable. Someone was facilitating that. I can understand someone might just break, and become human swine. What I can't grasp is that there were others who served this guy. It doesn't seem real.
Oh believe me I know. I do push ups/sit ups/pull ups etc all the time. That and I live only an thirty minutes from lake Michigan.
I'm thinking about learning how to ride a bike. That'd be fun with all the waking I do
>got married like a faggot at 20
>pretend to have a psychotic break
>bitch files for divorce
>"if you try to take my shit it'll be the last mistake you ever make"
>mfw I'm not psychotic, just a sociopath
Fuck fat people.
I guess if you only care about aesthetics. But health comes from lots of places.
I do judo and MMA and for MMA especially you need killer cardio.
You sound like a lift bro who equates muscle with health.
[spoiler] I bet you think you're an alpha male and intimidating. [/spoiler]
Fun story. Been doing parkour on the regular for 6 years now. One day I noticed I was being watched by a fatty while I did some vaults and wall runs.
I finish what I planned to do, have some water and pretend to be walking home. I pass a corner, wait a minute and look at where I was training.
Lo and behold, big bertha was trying to do to vaults. He can't lift his legs the first few times, but then he got over and landed at a funny angle spraining or breaking something by the sounds he was making.
All in all, doing parkour around fatties makes me feel like Neo fighting that Agent Smith army.
I used to be fat and i had to listen other fatties whine that nothing works. I had enough and started to run daily and cut my calorie spending to 1800. It fucking worked and now im normal. Needless to say, the other fatties ignored me from there on. I was an outcast to them. Well they can enjoy their heart attack.
Well, she did her best to help her smelly, fat friend
If you actually read the article you would know it's not speaking for your course. Ir simply state that fat people have genes that makes them more hungry and have less energy.
Not that despite eating less and running you can be fat, like you claim it to be.
There's no excuse, fatty. The responsibility for your own life lies on your shoulders.
And some people take all kinds of chastity wows and break them. A human being isn't some machine that can control its own state perfectly.
Sure everyone can stay lean if they restrict their food intake, for some it takes more willpower than others, and willpower is a limited resource.
You're quiet wrong. I do cardio myself, and in fact I love getting some fresh air. I'm just saying, when it comes to fat loss, it's simply calories in/out that matters. If you want to eat more and add cardio on top of that, good for you, that's a bonus, but we're talking to people who have a hard time getting up off the sofa here.
hell yeah, dude. ride your bike to lake Michigan. go for a swim. if it doesn't give you a disease to be in lake Michigan, that is.
also i know they're expensive but you should get a pull up and dip station. if you do calisthenics for 30 minutes and ride your bike for 30 minutes a day for months, you will become more fit if you eat well. lots of greens, lots of lean meat, lower carbs. do it for yourself, bro. you deserve it.
You are, just make sure you're still getting the nutrients you need.
Keep it up, anon. Try a sprint-walk-sprint-walk routine; it can bur more energy plus it's closer to how humans operate (we didn't hunt by jogging for miles, we walked around and madly dashed to get stuff).
My diet was probably the hardest thing to change. My parents never slacked on food, and made pretty high quality good, but I'm Mexican and Italian. The foods are extremely extremely rich etc. I want to know how my great grandmother eats and drinks all day yet stays skinny
Being an electrical engineer, the motors of those chairs really impress me. The can haul 2 morbidly obese persons, and now they also can run totally submerged on water? And run just on batteries?Holy fuck that's some quality motor right there.
Good work, Anon. Earn that thin privilege and smear it in their faces. I had a similar regimen. It can be done.
i lift, run, swim, and ride a bicycle regularly. lifting is crucial because the more muscle mass you have, the more calories you burn, the greater the strength, and the greater capacity for stamina you will have IF you also do low intensity and high intensity cardio. being strong and jacked is great. having stamina for days on top of being strong and jacked is even better.
>some people never learn
Indeed they don't.
>le american psycho edgemaster xD
Shut the fuck up. I actually have diagnosed psychopathic tendencies and you don't see me talking about them. Because I try and hide that part of me. Because although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
>lift heavy and eat right.
Lifting is anerobic, sure its a necessary part of fitness, and I'm aware we're talking about people who have a hard time getting up off the sofa.
That was me. Until I started getting involved in sports, working out for the sake of working out bores me and I couldn't stick with it. When I started realizing that I had to be stronger and have better stamina to win the workouts became easier and more focused.
tl;dr if working out is hard for you find a competitive reason to work out.
Also I'd rather eat that big ass burger and work out more than not eat the burger.
Since I need the workout time for cardio anyway.
I'm also a lightweight figher so being a scrappy flexible quick little fucker is more important than raw strength since I'll never be able to beat someone with six inches and 50 pounds on me in the strength department.
[spoiler] 5'7" 150 masterrace r-r-right guys? [/spoiler]
>>Him: Well, I want to find a partner to raise healthy kids with, and so I’m not sure we would be a great match based on your family’s genetics.
yeah, it's hard. we're creatures of habit. i've gone through long periods of being fit, and long periods of being not so fit. they're normally precipitated by life changes and interruptions to our schedules and routines. it does take a phenomenal act of will to change you life. i find focusing on what a badass you know yourself to be, and what a badass you want others to know you to be without saying anything is a great way to motivate oneself. you'll feel better, look better, screw better. but if you can slough through the first two or three weeks you will become addicted to your new routine. two or three weeks of pure willpower will become an effortless dedication of routine. like brushing your teeth or bathing.
fucking fat people
for fucks sake sure I'm overweight but I will never let myself come to obesity, shit when I was getting too fat I got sick and lost some kilos, like even my body didn't want to be fat.
Fat contains 9 kcal per gram. 1/3 kilo nets you 3000 kcal. So with 20kg of fat you could consume that energy amount for 60 days even if you don't eat anything.
Sure that isn't very smart but you could do it.
>ITT uneducated morons
You do realize that this literally contradicts the law of conservation of energy?
People are fat because they eat more calories than they use. People are thin because they balance their intake and outtake. That's all there is to it.
Well, they are normal attractive if they just maintain a healthy bodyweight, but they can get hot through lifting (get dat ass and a slim waist). I don't mind working out and it's enjoyable in it's own right but for me to conform to the male standard of beauty I have to tren hard, eat clen while as a girl I would just have to not stuff my face.
Then they turn around and cry about the impossible standard of beauty imposed on them.
I know that sorta feel. I've been recovering from injury for a month and just got back to yoga and martial arts training, but even at this low I still seem like fucking Batman compared to some people. It's worrying.
One of the easiest things these fat people could try is putting their PCs at a standing desk. You'd be amazed what a difference it makes to you. And if the fatty gets too tired, no more computer time.
Just fine. You see...I am at an advantage...
I have fat rolls hanging from my belly that reach my penis, so what I do is. I lube the section where my penis intersects and I thrust forwards and back wards. So I basically fuck my tummy pussy.
Don't be jelly.
Who are you quoting, kiddo? Trying to back pedal with some /v/-tier "im just trolling" schtick? See? Kids are incapable of taking responsibility for having diarrhea of the mouth, in this case your typing, but the fact remains.
Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of livestock. I lose weight without thinking about it. I try my goddamned hardest to gain weight, and if I slip up for two goddamned days I lose weight. Losing weight is the easiest fucking thing in the world! Losing weight is so fucking easy you *literally* don't have to do anything!
You have no right to bitch for one second about being fat, you worthless sugar-addicted piece of shit.
Let me be more specific.
>every single time
Every single time I mention that I'm I psychopath, people flip their shit and try as hard as they can to argue against it.
It's beautiful, really.
I mean, I don't even have to try to hide it.
It just ... happens.
Even if I'm plain as day about it.
Former fatty, used to look like this pic. Sweated 105 pounds off my fat ass and look like an actual human being. Letting myself drop to that subhuman state was easy, climbing back out was the hardest thing I've ever done.
I'm not making excuses for fatbodies, if my lazy ass can lose the weight then anyone can. But by no means is it easy, most people lack the willpower to do it, and food is so damn calorie-dense these days you practically need to go on a hunger strike to make any headway.
>be on a diet
>lost 3 kg's in three weeks
>preparing myself the "cheat day" meal like every other week
>parents start giving me shit that im already giving up
a bitch nigga that's the shit i DON'T like
yeah calling bs on that, i've lost 30 pounds over the last few months by exercising more and eating less and anyone who tries to claim its more complicated than that is only fooling themselves
>you practically need to go on a hunger strike to make any headway.
No. You're looking at it the wrong way.
Have you not seen the guy that went on a twinkie diet? Yeah, its possible to go on a diet on pretty much anything. The KEY here is fucking PORTION SIZES. You can have that burger, sure, but only HALF of it. That's its. THATS THE FUCKING MAGIC SOLUTION.
>What you ignoramuses don't seem to understand is that I ATE LESS and worked out MORE
Except obese people dramatically under report their daily caloric intake.
Same here man. Ding my Med Surg clinical rotation right now. Please dear God don't let me see anything like this next semester with my ER rotation.
Why do people do this to themselves?
It's just sad.
I'm not the fittest guy myself, but I've taken those small steps to ensure I don't end up like this.
How is it that none of the people around them tell them that they're killing themselves? Her family should force her to change or send her to fat camp. She will thank them later.
No. Shut up. If you eat less than you use, you lose weight. Your metabolism does not violate thermodynamics.
You know what? Maybe you are "predisposed to being fat". Maybe through some mutation your base metabolic rate is lower than is normal for your height and age. Guess what that means? YOU FUCKING EAT EVEN LESS THAN YOU ALREADY WERE!!
Scooby's calculator told me my TDEE was around 2300 C/day. Thus, I set up a diet of 2800 C/day to gain weight. I never gained weight. Didn't put on a single pound, not even after 7 or 8 months. How could this be? My options were:
>My body is above the laws of physics
>I'm burning more calories than I think I am
I went with option 2, and increased my diet to 3200 C/day. Know what happened? I finally started putting on weight and for the first time in my life I weigh more than 140lbs at 6'0".
If you're eating less, exercising more, and not losing weight then you need to eat even less and exercise even more. End of discussion.
Any image editing program can flip an image. That's pretty obviously what happened here; one of the images was flipped horizontally, leading every dumbfuck on Facebook to think they're Sherlock Holmes.
Flee the US. Move to Canada; the culture's pretty much the same and it's piss easy to get a work visa if you have actual skills.
Or hell, learn a foreign language and move to Europe. It's a lot harder to get in, but if you're a surgeon you can probably find an opening.
>the discrepancy between self-reported and actual caloric intake
>Some obese subjects repeatedly fail to lose weight even though they report restricting their caloric intake to less than 1200 kcal per day. We studied two explanations for this apparent resistance to diet--low total energy expenditure and underreporting of caloric intake--in 224 consecutive obese subjects presenting for treatment. Group 1 consisted of nine women and one man with a history of diet resistance in whom we evaluated total energy expenditure and its main thermogenic components and actual energy intake for 14 days by indirect calorimetry and analysis of body composition. Group 2, subgroups of which served as controls in the various evaluations, consisted of 67 women and 13 men with no history of diet resistance.
>Total energy expenditure and resting metabolic rate in the subjects with diet resistance (group 1) were within 5 percent of the predicted values for body composition, and there was no significant difference between groups 1 and 2 in the thermic effects of food and exercise. Low energy expenditure was thus excluded as a mechanism of self-reported diet resistance. In contrast, the subjects in group 1 underreported their actual food intake by an average (+/- SD) of 47 +/- 16 percent and overreported their physical activity by 51 +/- 75 percent. Although the subjects in group 1 had no distinct psychopathologic characteristics, they perceived a genetic cause for their obesity, used thyroid medication at a high frequency, and described their eating behavior as relatively normal (all P < 0.05 as compared with group 2).
Tl; Dr fatties lie to themselves about how much they eat
>When I finally return with the doctor, my fellow nursing students were all huddled in the corner with the tech, who looked like she had aged 20 years in the 10 minutes it took me to come back with the doctor.
Just want to point out that injuries can prevent people from exercising properly, too. My neck is fucked and prevents me from doing a large number of different exercises, and chronic headaches and migraines and shit impedes the process quite a bit as well.
I'm not fat, and that doesn't force me to eat a bunch of food that I don't need, but I do need to force myself to eat less than I'd like just to maintain weight because I can't be very active.
Crazy story bro. You and your friends sound like alright guys. Your writing is a bit shitty, but what do you expect from a blog? I feel sick now, thank you. Did she ever come back or what?
>Be 10 lbs over my ideal weight
>Can't get myself to eat anything other than what's strictly necessary
I don't get it either bro. I would kill myself if I ever get a flab.
this will be you.
on a srs note. You if you are that heavy, just eating less with make you lose weight, you dont even need to exercise (100% srs). I was 90kgs, stopped eating as much and dropped to 85 kgs in a couple weeks. Its not difficult.
I don't think it is that. I think it is the fact that the image on the left was taken with the subject straight ahead, whereas the second image was taken through a mirror. He is holding the phone with his right hand in the picture on the left.
start there. a diet is just a budget, after all, a caloric budget in this case, and you don't jump into a new budget without getting some metrics first. eat as you normally do for a few weeks but list every single ounce of food that goes into you on MFP. Take a look at the resulting reports as you go along, its easy for calories to get away from you, before you realize it you've choked down 6k calories when you need less than 2k.
Start making small adjustments. One of the easiest is to drop sodas. They are so damn high-cal its not even funny, switch to diet coke and you might be surprised how many people cut their coloric intake by *half* just from that step.
Keep making incremental improvements. Don't expect to drop to a 1200 cal diet your first week, work your way down to that number over time.
Start exercising a bit more. Again, no major changes to start with, ease into the change. Just... if you sit at a job or class all day long, get up every hour or so and walk around a bit. Take the stairs instead of the elevator a single floor. Gradually increase your physical workload.
Losing weight, if done right, is not some New Years Resolution, some one-day-you're-a-fatass, the next you're a exercising and dieting machine. Losing weight is a marathon not a sprint, its a lifetime behavioral shift.
4chan hates 'em but there is a supportive loseit subreddit, along with the MFP forums. Avail yourself to the community for assistance and support.
You *can* do it. If you want it. Most people don't want it, its easier to sit on your ass. Make the decision, do you want this or not, and if you do start taking the steps to act upon it.
I'm in the same boat, except I have flab from years of inactivity rotting away. I'm on a good way to getting rid of it though. Lifting and doing cardio and eating well under maintenance. I wish I could have those 4-5 years back so I could fix myself.
Just have someone lop it off. Sounds simple enough. Shit you'd have to be a proper blimp for that to be an issue though.
>Implying I have the cash for that
It'll tighten on its own anyway so there's no point wasting the money. It's just that it'll take anywhere up to a year to do it, which means I can't show off my progress in public.
I was a major fucking sea-mammal before I started losing weight though, had been for years, and I lost it fairly quickly. Feels bittersweet, man.
>mfw soda and burgers whenever I want
>mfw fat fucks simply do not use their brain
>mfw 25% of caloric requirements goto the brain
maybe if you fat fucks would use your head for more than a hat-rack, you wouldn't have this problem.
That's clearly a Burger Kong
Check your food privilege.
holy crap. I'm a dude 5'6 140lb, when I found a girl that weight and height she was fat as hell, I as shocked until I realized it was mostly muscle on me, and men and women look very different at certain weights. The fact that she's shorter and bigger just makes me think she's a balloon
>Well, first of all, I go to the gym about 9 hours a week.
A fat coworker of mine said something similar, I didn't believe her, so I suggested we workout together sometime.
Here's what happened;
>Said she was busy for 5 days straight. (Probably trying to get a gym membership)
>Finally manage to schedule a workout with her
>Go to gym and she's completely fucking clueless.
>Uses machines in random order for 5 fucking minutes max
>Holy fuck this is embarrassing.
>Call her out on her bullshit and try correcting her
>Says she doesn't want to put up with my shit, leaves.
>Tells my boss the next day that I harassed her because she's fat.
>I didn't even know how to respond.
>fatties in charge of admitting they have a problem.
I'm about to eat 2,000 calories worth of burger.
I weigh 130 lbs.
You want to know why I'm not a fat fuck like you?
I use that energy for something other than sitting on the couch.
It's really that simple.
There's no magic to it.
I eat 4,000 calories a day, and I stay a skellington.
You eat 4,00 calories a day, and get fat.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
Shit. I've got the sensitive nose of a badger and had to have that talk with someone in my old office. Was one of the less comfortable conversations I've ever had. They were a dude though so didn't turn into a blubbering bitch so that was a plus.
We can actually live off of our fat quite comfortably. I'm popping vitamins and eating about 800 calories of nothing but protein and vegetables (to prevent the body from consuming muscle) and I am doing fine so far.
down 30 pounds this month.
Take up cycling anon! seriously buy a expensive leather saddle your weight will make it break in easily. One advantage to having a fat ass is you feel comfortable in the saddle. Burn those calories while cycling to work.
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
What do you guys think of feederism and fetish models like Tammy Jung?
>switch to diet coke
Worst advice ever. The Aspartame in diet sodas slowly destroy your ocular membrane.
You can become blind from those things.
goddam, another one. shouldn't be surprised, most of the people come here not to engage in discussion but to find the smallest iota of a post they can mildly disagree with and post a adds-nothing "nuh uh" followup.
You're not a psychopath. You can't even be diagnosed as a psychopath.
That entire conversation probably didn't even happen. It was probably more like she asked him out, he politely said no, and that was it.
Then she got home to the internet, decided he rejected her because she was fat, and then made up a whole hypothetical conversation that they had. These people are actually crazy enough to invent instances of fat shaming to rage against. If there are no oppressors to be found, a true victim will invent them. The ultimate strawman.
Obviously you misunderstand me sir. I look like i should not weigh as much as i actually do. So while i am 181cm and about 89 kg, i don't look that heavy. Looks more like i should be about 80kg.
Ah, money is no object here. Apologies. Well congrats on making yourself a better human.
>Every single time I mention that I'm I psychopath, people flip their shit and try as hard as they can to argue against it.
tfw people are stupid enough to fight for psychopath.
tfw they refuse to believe that the you are just inches from killing everyone with complete joy.
I love this feeling.
Does anyone remember when there hatred for fat people began? I do.
I was like 8 or some shit. Once a month my parents would take me to CiCi's pizza, because they were good parents and new Pizza is a fucking treat, not something that should be a staple to your main diet.
Anyway this day I was there and had gotten my pizza and was heading back to my table. On my way back, wedged up in one of the booths was this grotesque she beast. I mean she didn't even look human. Her fat was overflowing on the table in front of her, her hands were completely swollen, and it looked like her face was trying to crawl back into herself, like a fucking turtle.
What was worse is that she had like eight fucking plates of stacked pizza, like she had tried to bring the entire buffet to her table; she probably had. And she was not simply eating, oh no, she was GORGING herself. Two fucking pizza slices in each hand, and she was interchanging between bites and just fucking shoving them in her hand. There was fucking pizza sauce all around her lips and fucking cheese, CHEESE, dripping from her fourth chin. She looked like an overgrown retarded baby.
I literally threw up a little in my mouth. Completely lost my appetite. When I got back to the table, my parents saw that I looked sick and asked me what was wrong, and I just told them I wanted to go home.
Have never been to a CiCi's since. Will never go back. Started hating everything that was fat from that day on.
I feel nothing for you and I never will. you will always be nothing to me except a tool for my privet use. life is a joke I am the punch line
>tfw high metabolism is starting to leave
I'm 5'10 (king of manlets) and weigh just above 150 pounds, I'm guessing this is the perfect time to start getting /fit/.
I guess I should start saving for a gym membership and cut down on the crap.
>So I basically fuck my tummy pussy.
I don't have a reaction image that properly shows the horror and disgust I felt when I read this, and I like to think I have a pretty sizable reaction folder.
>Fat contains 9 kcal per gram. 1/3 kilo nets you 3000 kcal. So with 20kg of fat you could consume that energy amount for 60 days even if you don't eat anything.
nigga the fat around your belly isnt just some macro that your body can convert
>a human being isn't some kind of machine that can control it's own state perfectly
Fuck you in the neck with a rake.
Both resemble a Thanksgiving Turkey. Can a mod out there make this a sticky?
newfag plz go. mods are here, they're just jidf. back when there was the ranch stand off they were deleting threads left and right about mcniggerator from /k/ being there
5'6" manlet here. Last Thanksgiving I was at 230 and unhappy as fuck. I finally decided to eat right (high protein, no fat, initially no carb and later very low carb, multivitamin supplements) and eventually exercise. I gave up some of my favourite foods and drinks for my health.
Now I'm 155, as of today, 6 months later. 75 lbs in 6 months.
It can be done.
>I am a Spartan
the vast majority of earth's population is shorter than 6'2".
OP here. Well dipstick I've had fatfuck mods delete my Friday Fat Shaming threads saying they weren't political. So if there is a mod here make this a sticky for the day.
Happened 2 days ago
>britfag in greece for granddad's funeral
>day before I come back decide to go to monasteraki (market place/tourist attraction)
>Granddad took me there as a kid a couple of times, just wanted some feels.
>Arrive to find the place full of ameriplanets
>there's like 4 buses-worth of the whales walking around and being generally fat
>don't really mind because its funny to see them waddle around and overhear their conversations, plus the men are usually alright to have a conversation
>there's this one shop which you have to go down a really steep staircase into like a basement but you can see into the shop from the street
>go in because they have cool swords and spartan shit
>look around for a while and move towards the stairs to see a family of transfatclaps about to attempt the descent.
>girl about 18 the shape of a swiss ball
>Dad, the older and more wrinkled swiss ball says ''okay casey be carefull now''
>makes it 3 whole steps before misplacing her trotter and sliding down all the way on her fat ass
>Mother shouting ''oh my gaaad call 911''
>Casey is not seriously injured but it looked painful, overstretched leggings are ripped, cellulite exposed, in tears.
>Me and old greek lady are trying not to laugh
>Big casey rocks around a bit before making it onto her knees, then to her trotters
>notice her Tshirt/tent says something with 'athletics'
>kek to myself
>is there something funny son
>''no sir Let me call some paramedics for you''
>step over the lardballoon and go up stairs to street level
>see a cool old army helmet for 2 euro, buy it and go back to the hotel.
Fuck it I don't even hate them they're entertaining.
>In contrast, the subjects in group 1 underreported their actual food intake by an average (+/- SD) of 47 +/- 16 percent and overreported their physical activity by 51 +/- 75 percent
This is fucking hilarious. The tl;dr version of this means that the fatties lied about how much they ate by 31% at the low end, and 63% on the high end.
But it only gets better. These tubs of lard were lying about their exercise by as much as 126%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude I've been on 4chan for 4 years and that is the funniest burn I've seen
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