No GOOD LUCK EBOLA thread? Let's rectify that...
Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON (born 20 November 1957) is a Nigerian politician who has been President of Nigeria since 2010. Prior to his role as President, he served as Governor of Bayelsa State from 2005 to 2007 and as Vice-President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010. Jonathan is a member of the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP).
Dr. Goodluck has a BS in Zoology
>Jonathan holds a B.Sc. degree in Zoology in which he attained Second Class Honours. He holds an M.Sc. degree in Hydrobiology and Fisheries biology, and a PhD degree in Zoology from the University of Port Harcourt. Before he entered politics in 1998, he worked as an education inspector, lecturer, and environmental-protection officer.
Here's a Facebook page about him (not sure if legit)
And here's the wikipedia entry
TL;DR the President of Nigeria is a fucking zoo keeper named GOOD LUCK EBOLA.
P.S. His autobiography is called the 'Wind of Hope'.
Clearly, the aliens are fucking with us. It's like they want our sides to ascend to orbit so they can harvest them for the alien equivalent of the utterly useless dick-stiffening traditional Chinese medicine. Either that, or we're being trolled by God himself.
I don't believe the Ebola virus exists, maybe it's either a scare tactic for us to accept the NWO (if it spreads) and or a cash grab for the pharmaceutical industries.
Reminds me of Dead rising, were most of the zombie outbreak were profited by making temporary cure (Zombrex)
There isnt any such thing as greys. Do you intentionally try to mislead people or is it just the failure young people are trained in?
This is what is called a synchronicity, for all you people who know so much about absolutely nothing.
Goodluck Ebola is a beautiful example of synchronicity. Just look at how based this motherfucker is.
WE have a new world leader. Out of the mouths of niggers...
Goodluck you sonofabitch you are beautiful you bastard. He puts Putin to shame.
We are truely evolving now.
That is the qutoe of the day anon.
Surely a statesmen as great as Dr. Goodluck Ebola has said many quoteworthy things.
Particularly about homosexuals (which he banned in Nigeria) and prostitutes.
ebola you are our greatest ally...
goodluck you sonofabitch, you do browse pol
Thing is what this is bringing to light is how based Africa is. It is really the last bastion of free thought and action.
And it was niggers all along. Based nature the demons will certainly not ever contain you.
>He holds an M.Sc. degree in Hydrobiology and Fisheries biology,
>Following the red alert over Ebola killer virus across the country, fish sellers are being heavily patronised in Bauchi, the Bauchi State capital, as residents shun meat in the light of the claim that the virus could be contracted through the eating of bush meat.
Could it be that his goal is to get more people to eat fish for some reason?
What could this mean?
This is literally happening right in front of us.
dude bans homos, embraces disease as a savior, has a name that proves he is part of the immortal, this is the fresh life we need in the world.
All the US does is try to stunt humanity. The United States government right now is the biggest threat to humanity because it seeks to stop human evolution just so a handful of people can try to pretend they are a retarded vision of "god".
All they have managed to do is turn billions of people into literal moral and spiritual retards that cant ever be fixed.
Goodluck in his vision realized that infectious disease is the key to ridding ourselves of the cancer of the demonic sloths that were created to ruin the course of human expression.
You can see the hand of god in this. Africa now the leader of the free world. No other Govt has the courage or wisdom or honesty it requires.
Black hero thread, droner and ebele
meanwhile lebron's got a new all bushmeat diet ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
/pol/ is pretty much /tv/ but real.
Tell me, Neo. If entertainment is simply electrical signals being interpreted by your brain, then how do you tell the difference between the dream world, and the real world?
You get ebola.
Shh. You just wish you had the unparalleled genius of Dr. Goodluck Ebola.
The result of people not eating meat is more healthy and more moral and spiritually enlightened people.
Eventually they will have to give up fish too, and return to agriculture. The only "occupation" anyone will have in the future because it is what humans do.
Natural life is growing food, having kids, exploring nature and the spiritual world.
Having sex with whom you want, when you want and not having the "courts" decide how much its going to cost you.
The dark ages are going to come to a bitter end and a lot of demons will be left trapped in it.
If any of you want to feel slightly ill then here's this cheerful read.
This is a new dawn, anon.
Thanks for trying.
Here you go.
This is the sting in the tail of this synchronicity that Pol will be forced to accept.
The best free "thinkers" out there are now niggers...LOL.
What the fuck happened to you, you NEVA saw this coming.
And wait for it,oh yeah, NIGGERS IN AFRICA!!
The only part of the world not controlled by corporate scum is now Africa, where the corporate scum wont go, because its protected by disease.
BAsed summer of 2014.
>P.S. His autobiography is called the 'Wind of Hope'.
And may it sweep across the Motherland of Africa, cleansing all in its mighty wake.
IF you think beign vegan is degenerate you are either really fucking stupid or really fucking ignorant.
Good health is its own reward, physical and spiritual. The fact that you embarrass yourself like this is a really bad sign for you.
And you think you sound cool or something. You are so fucking dumb and clueless. Not goodluck material at all.
To shit up a good thread with you faggot shilling is pathetic.
Why is it that there have been so many large scale Ebola outbreaks in Africa? And why is it that in 1989/90 there were incidents where Ebola popped up in the Philippines and the US - these outbreaks were dealt with, nobody died, and they know the source of the outbreaks. What is the source in Africa? Why can they not contain it?
In the US in 1990 - 4 reported human cases, no deaths - cause had to do with monkeys imported to a facility from the Philippines
In the Philippines in 1989/90 - 3 reported human cases, no deaths - cause was due to infected monkeys at an animal facility
Italy - 1992 - more infected monkeys from the Philippines - no humans were infected.
1976 - Zaire (Democratic Republic of Congo) - 318 reported human cases, 280 deaths.
Republic of Congo - 2001 - 57 reported human cases, 43 deaths - first time that Ebola hemorrhagic fever was reported.
Uganda - 2007/2008 - first reported occurrence of a new strain of Ebola.
Just look at a list of Ebola outbreaks - Africa, Africa, Africa......
AIDS.....yeah, it came from some guy who had sex with a monkey in Africa....
His wife's name is patience.
At this point its all a well prepared person needs.
What appeared to be the road to hell is really the road to heaven.
The people who had the courage to do what they felt was right, rather than repeat what they were told for the promise of money that faileth.
I mean since you insist on trying to shit up this thread with your fuckwaddyness.
Being vegan is having the best possible health. I have been vegan for ten years or so, look 20 years younger than most people my age, am in better health than you, I guarantee you.
I am 43 years old and I have 14 girls, beautiful ones, trying to fuck me all the time.
You know why, cause thats how physically attractive I am, you know why? Because Im vegan.
So take your lard ass and your bag of doritos over to your masturbating couch and let us not be bothered with your lame attempts at trying to sound relevant.
Keeping eating that rotting flesh dude, so you can turn into a bleeding pile of shit. Wont be long. You fucking retard.
What was the name of that website where you could make pictures that looked similar to this? I remember it worked by entering search terms and it would then grab a few random images from the Google Images results and throw them together.
Here's one without the text.
>His wife's name is patience.
She is not at all begging to be fucked with, is she?
But there is reason for that.
this world is shit and is only getting worse.
/pol/ acknowledges this but remains a positive attitude,even though it is always habbedding
its the only way to remain sane
I just read it, heres the TLDR version about how Mr. Monet's life got flip-flopped upside down.
>Nigger gets ebola
>First symptoms are aching of eyeballs and temples, he spends 3 days in bed at his home.
>3rd day he starts vomiting and his eyes become "red like rubies". His coworkers get worried because he isn't showing up and come to his house, and send him to Nairobi to go to a hospital. On a plane lolz
>Also, at this point his head is full of bruises and his face seems to be only loosely attached to his skull.
>In the plane he starts the "vomito negro" phase, which means he endlessly vomits red/black liquid that smells like death and gives you ebola if you touch it.
>At this point the virus is quickly eating away his frontal lobe, making him a walking corpse basically. Also, endless nosebleed.
>Gets to Nairobi and gets a cab and arrives at hospital.
>In the waiting room, quote "a sound like a bedsheet being ripped in half" is heard meaning his intestines just fucking ruptured so he starts shitting blood and his own intestines. Vomiting and nosebleed also continue. Then he stops breathing.
>Doctor arrives, gets him to breathe again, but also sees that he is brain dead at this point.
>Nigger vomits and the doctor gets vomito negro in his eyes and mouth.
It doesn't say what happened to the doctor.
This is a lot for pol to digest.
Niggers in Africa are now the intellectual leaders of the world.
Meanwhile is the USA everyone got fatter and rubbed one out.
Sometimes reality, turn out, hard to accept.
This is just proof that freedom, real freedom, will always produce the most intellectual minds because they are allowed to learn and examine things.
Which is exactly why there is such demonic oppression in the United States. They dont want you to be able to think freely, they want you dependent so they can use you and take your humanity from you.
i have learned respect for the negro on this day.
They are our savior in this hour of need.
Thank you Goodluck.
Ebola you are our greatest ally.
Here's the blank for that pic OP
>come down with flu just yesterday
>browsing /pol/ to take mind off it
>read through this
i really need to get a gun already, I'm going out with a smile if I ever catch these kind of symptoms.
no idea man. sometimes I think that if there's a god he's just one big troll.
So, how bad to you guys think it will actually get?
the exponential rise is pretty damned alarming. it means the outbreak is OOC, at least in Africa. I don't expect it to behave the same way in other parts of the world... the Africans don't do a whole lot to stop the infections from spreading.
ya ur right cunt, there is no humor at all in the fact that the president of nigeria's name is goodluck when everyone has been saying goodluck ebola for two weeks.
ya nah ur a cunt.
>So, everyone over on Reddit is asking what they can do to stop the epidemic.
ebola have only one cur
must lov all ebolas deep and hard
Isn't a pescetarian diet scientifically proven to be the healthiest diet possible for human beings? Once this ebola hoax ends, we're gonna have a new MIRACLE DIET THAT CURED MILLIONS OF AFRICANS FROM THE EBOLA VIRUS!!!!
Dr. Goodluck Ebele, the world's foremost health crusader.
guys how likely will it be that widespread infection hit israel?
Israel's border control is basically perfect. It has to be, or they'd be drowning in suicide bomber body parts. It's far more likely that Achmed from Hamas will get infected and sneak some weapons in with him from Egypt to Gaza. If Ebola started spreading in Gaza I wouldn't put it past Israel to flatten the entire thing, 100% genocide mode.